"YOU BROUGHT LUCIFER TO THE BUNKER FOR THIS!?" Sam shouted, dumbfounded.
"Mhmm!" Dean smirked, proud of himself.
"Uh, hi, yeah...I'm still right here y'know." Lucifer grumbled.
"C'mon, Sammy...Deviled Eggs! Get it? Deviled eggs!" Dean chuckled.
"Not amused, Dean. Not in the slightest." Sam grumbled, and with an exasperated sigh he turned to exit the kitchen.
"Don't you mean...Una-moosed?" Lucifer Cackled.
Dean smirked as Sam cursed under his breath.
Turning the camera on for the podcast, Dean adjusted the positioning and focus. He gave a big grin to the camera and threw an extra chef hat to Lucifer.
"What do you expect me to do with- oh no. HELL NO." He glared daggers.
Dean faced his back to the camera and pulled an angel blade from his pocket, whispering just loud enough for Luci to hear him, "It may not kill you easily, but it should still hurt like a bitch."
"Oh Dean, why didn't you just tell me you have a cosplay kink?" The mischievous archangel grinned and placed the hat atop his head.
"You shut your damn yap hole." Dean blushed, slipping the blade away before facing the camera once more to be visible to the podcast viewers.
"Today, we'll be making Deviled eggs with my Acquaintance Lucifer." Dean smiled, proud of his awful pun.
Lucifer grumbled and pressed a button on the sound board dean had given him, sounding the laugh track.
"Alright, Luci...time to get to work!" Dean clapped his hands together.
Once the oldest winchester had gathered all of the needed ingredients and set them on the counter, Lucifer measured them out with Dean's instruction.
"Ok so I've already hardboiled the eggs. Now we just need to cut them in half and remove the yolk."
Dean peeled the shells from the eggs, then carefully slicing them each into two even halves.
"You don't trust me with a knife?" Lucifer pouted.
"Definitely not!" Dean rolled his eyes.
Luci mumbled something along the lines of 'go suck Castiel's dick, ass hole'.
"SSHHHHHH! The shippers will hear you..." Dean said, face flushed.
Lucifer just cackled as he scooped the yolks out of the egg whites and plopped them into a bowl.
"Now we just add a few table spoons of mayo, and little bit of mustard to taste, and mush it all together to make our egg filling."
Dean mashed it all together, mixing everything to make sure there were no huge clumps of anything.
"Now all ya do is spoon filling into each halved egg and voila~! Deviled Eggs." Dean smiled to the camera as Lucifer did as Dean had said.
While Dean did his outro and said his goodbye, Lucifer tried an egg...and another...and another...
"Hey! Save some, ass hat!" Dean scolded.
"Bite me, Winchester" His eyes glowed.
"Uh..G-Glad you like them..."