Not gonna lie, I was a little tipsy when I wrote this (give me a break I just turned 21), hence all the mistakes. They should all be fixed by now!

"You seriously trying to deny the raw sexual tension between Sam and Paulina?" Katara yelled, for probably the hundredth time.

"There's more sexual tension between Sam and a steak than between her and Paulina." Sokka rolled his eyes.

"I'm starting to wonder why we even bothered watching it." Zuko muttered, earning a quick slap to the shoulder from Katara.

"You know, Katara," Aang sidled up to her, "I'd think you'd ship Danny and Sam."

"And why in the world would I do that?" Katara asked with an astounded look on her face.

"I don't know," Aang trailed off with a smirk. "Best friends falling in love. Sounds familiar, right?" All he got was an eyeroll.

"I like Pitch Pearl!" Ty Lee announced, earning a groan from everyone. "What? Danny's neat! Pitch Pearl is two Dannys which means more neat!" Mai leaned into Ty Lee's ear and whispered something. "Oh gross! That's like masturbation!"

"Actually," Toph corrected. "It'd be more like he'd duplicate or split himself."

"It makes sense, though." Zuko chimed in. "Danny and his hero complex gets to me everytime," he admitted.

"No," Sokka shook his head. "Just, just no."

"Well obviously I'm going to change mine!" Ty Lee stuck her tongue out at him. "Paulina and Danielle. They'd be cute."

"Sexy, evil princess with the small, adorable badass? Why am I not surprised." Sokka got hit for that. Hard. It broke their only rule: don't talk about Azula in front of Ty Lee. "Okay, okay. At least can we all agree Sam and Ember would be hot?"

"You got that right!" Toph said with a hard punch to his shoulder.

"Okay can we just talk about how ride or die Jonny and Kitty are?" Katara desperately tried to change the subject. "I mean, yeah they have their issues, but they're always there for each other in the end. Kinda reminds me of Mai and Zuko." She added a lame wink in their direction.

"My OTP is Danny and peace of mind." Mai said in her usual soft, gloomy voice.

Everyone had to agree with her there, and just slowly nodded in silence.

"I just think Ember's hot!" Suki shrugged.

If anyone has anymore ideas, let me know! Maybe I'll do more like this and you'll get your credit of course!