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crashzilla09: Welcome back to Truth or Dare crossover!
(everyone cheers)
crashzilla09: So far we still have all of our victims.. or contestants tonight. Crash, Spyro, Croc, Cynder, Stitch, Pikachu, Bayleef, Latias, Ash, Ty, Bolt, Mittens, Amy, Sonic, Shadow, Hunter, Renamon, Guilmon, Silver, Spongebob, Coco, Crunch, Angel, Mothra, Pac-man and Godzilla.
crashzilla09: Ok now to look at the reviews..
(Then got interrupted from Renamon and Guilmon coming out of the private room panting and sweating)
crashzilla09: Did you guys have enough fun?
Renamon: You bet! We did it nine times!
Guilmon: She wouldn't let me leave until we did it at least nine times!
crashzilla09: Sounds like you two were made for each other.
Renamon: I know we are! I love him so much!
crashzilla09: Uh huh.. anyways back to the truth or dares. Ooh here's a good one! It's for you Pikachu. And it's from Super Saiyan Crash.
Pikachu: What's the dare?
crashzilla09: No dare, just a visit from a special someone.
Lucario: Pikachu! Come here and give your girlfriend a kiss!
Pikachu: (Eyes widen) Oh no.. (runs off)
Lucario: They always run. (Pulls out some rope and chases after Pikachu)
crashzilla09: A little lesson in that is: never run from your girlfriend. They will get you. Ok next is.. (Eyes widen and tries not to laugh)
Crash: What's gotten into you?
crashzilla09: Nothing just something else from Super Saiyan Crash.
Spyro: Just tell us and get it over with.
crashzilla09: Ok, The dare is that Crash and Spyro kiss!
Both: WHAT?
crashzilla09: You heard, now do your dare!
Spyro: Fine..
(They both kiss)
Cynder: (eyes widen and jaw drops)
crashzilla09: So far this has been a mushiest truth or dare story ever. Or at least.. that I know of.
(They stopped kissing)
Crash: There. Satisfied?
crashzilla09: Wow, no gagging or anything.. are you two..
Spyro: No! What makes you think we are like that? That's disgusting!
crashzilla09: Ok, ok, chill. I was just making sure.
Croc: I'm glad I have no dares.
crashzilla09: Oh really? I dare you to stay in a tank full of sharks!
Croc: No! Aah! (Gets eaten and dies)
Spyro: You just killed your own contestant..
crashzilla09: Na, I can respawn him anytime watch.
(Snaps fingers and Croc reappears)
crashzilla09: As a matter of fact I can kill everyone here and bring them all back to life. (Kills all the contestants and brings them back)
Spyro: Never.. do that.. again..
crashzilla09: No promises. Ok next we have..
(Ripto and Cortex barge in)
crashzilla09: um.. can I help you guys?
Ripto: Yes have us on your show!
crashzilla09: No!
Both: (On their knees begging) Please! We don't get to star in anything anymore!
crashzilla09: Ok, ok sheesh you winey girls
Both: Yay!
crashzilla09:Ok now next we have Renamon and Guilmon.
Both: what?
crashzilla09: Your dare is to make out in front of everyone
Both: Yay again! (Makes out on stage)
Spyro: wow, never thought they would be completely at ease on doing that in public
crashzilla09: well they had practice, I can tell. Anyway next we have..
(Ripto and Cortex push Crash and Spyro together and they accidentally kiss)
crashzilla09: Well that came from nowhere
(Ripto and Cortex laugh)
(Crash and Spyro look at them angry)
Cortex: Would you believe us when we say we were trying to make you.. hug?
(Crash cracks his knuckles)
Cortex: We should run
Ripto: Right behind you
(Ripto and Cortex run off screaming and Crash and Spyro chase them)
crashzilla09: Another lesson of the day: never tick off Crash and Spyro at the same time. Ok Coco and Cynder you're next.
Coco: Oh no..
crashzilla09: Oh yes! You guys switch roles Cynder wares Coco's outfit and Coco stays naked.
Both: WHAT?
crashzilla09: I'm not saying it again.
Coco: Ok fine.. (Takes her clothes of but tries her best to cover her private parts)
crashzilla09: Cynder you too
Cynder: One of these days I'm gonna..
crashzilla09: Do it or you're disqualified!
Cynder: UGH!
(Puts on Coco's clothes)
Cynder: It's a little tight
crashzilla09: There we go. Now next we have..
(Lucario walks in with Pikachu all tied up)
crashzilla09: So I take that it was fun.
Pikachu: It was.. something, but fun kinda..
Lucario: Fun sums it up!
Pikachu: Ok it does!
crashzilla09: Uh huh well I hope you two have wonderful children in your future.
Pikachu: CHILDREN?
Lucario: Yes! I want children!
Pikachu: Meep!
crashzilla09: (laughs) Well good luck with that now next is Bolt.
Bolt: What?
crashzilla09: Do you love Mittens?
Bolt: Yes
(Everyone's jaw drops)
crashzilla09: Wow, no denial or anything. Man that kills the fun!
Shadow: This is a waste of my time!
crashzilla09: Oh really? Then I dare you to fall into the Grand Canyon!
Shadow: Wait! I didn't mean..
(Shadow falls and screams until they hear a crash)
crashzilla09: Ok next is..
(Ding Ding)
crashzilla09: Oh sorry we're out of time. Join us next time and please review.