Sorry for the short chapter. I'm gonna try to make them longer in the future. :)
Thanks for the chapter idea Elfera!
Hope you enjoy!
"I'd say sweet dreams… but there aren't any left," Pitch said smoothly as he watched the Sandman get overcome with nightmare sand. Of course, while his outside demeanor was calm, his thoughts were anything but.
OOOH! Goody goody! I made up my VERY OWN original comment! I mean, the go suck an egg comment to Bunny was ok but that's only cuz I heard a six year old saying it to her three year old brother. Wait, why was I watching them again? Wasn't it because she had ice cream and was about to drop it on the ground? Why did I even WANT that ice cream? It was VANILLA, for heavens sake. I only like chocolate! Oh geez better not let the egg sucker hear tha- OOOOH LOOKIE! Sandy is turning black! That is my favoritest color in the entire WORLD! You know, if he was normally shiny black, I think I wouldn't mind him so much. But nooooo, he had to be sparkly! Like Edward Cullen. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! At least, I don't think they do. I hope not. I swear, if I meet Edward Cullen and he ACTUALLY sparkles, I will- OOOOOH! Sandy. Is. Dead. Wow. I just killed him. Funny, I've never killed anyone before. I don't know if I liked it that much. Hold up. Nevermind. He just got turned into one of my nightmares. Cool. That makes him, like, my minion, right? AHAHHAAAAA my old enemy is now my minion. MUSH, my minion! Wait, the guardians are watching. Gotta keep up my reputation. Play it cool Pitch. Who am I kidding? JACK plays things COOL.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Jack. He flew towards the black sand cloud where Sandy used to be and tried to attack Pitch.
Well scratch THAT idea. Cool indeed. Psh. Again, Rainbow Dash beats you at your own game, Jackie! WHOA WHOA WHOA. You are flying too close, Jack! WAAAY TOO CLOSE! You are invading MY PERSONAL BUBBLE. It's MY bubble. Mine! Go ponies go! Attack him! Beat his face with your awesomeness!
Jack, caught in the middle of a swarm of my little ponies- ahem, I mean nightmares, gathered his energy and let it out in a quick panic. Somehow the icy energy released from the winter spirit blew the nightmares up. Then he blacked out. Tooth caught him and quickly joined the rest of the guardians to make a hasty retreat. Pitch watched them go.
"FINALLY! Someone who knows how to have a little FUN!" Pitch said as he watched the guardians carry him off into the distance.
Who am I kidding? That wasn't fun! He just blew up, like, half of my ponies! And plus, I don't even like fun. I mean seriously, if anyone DARES to have fun in my presence I willlllll… announce loudly that I am the boogeyman. (A/N: Remember at the end of the movie Pitch demands why the children DARE have fun in his presence? :O Pitch you never told us you were bi-polar!) Cuz I'm just awesome like that. I'm the BOOGERMAN! Oh, oh no. That four year old finally got to me. I meant boogeyman! Geez how did I mispronounce my own name IN MY BRAIN? Oh well, I'm too awesome to care. Just like Rainbow Dash! And Pinkie Pie! I'm glad when my nightmare scared Tooth at her palace, I remembered to say "Easy girl" instead of "Easy Pinkie". That would be soooo embarrassing. Glad I remembered. Should I be chasing after the guardians to finish them off while they are still weak? Oh. Too late. They're gone. Oh well maybe next time. Wow. I just effectively KILLED the Sandman! He is my minion! TAKE THAT! I WIN! Whoohooooo! Now I'm gonna do my happy dance. Glad the guardians are too busy mourning for Sandy to notice. Whoo! How does it go again? Oh right! Hiiiips to the left! Aaaarms to the right! OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE! Now DO THE HARLEM SHAKE! Yeeeeeah man I look so good at this. I am a dancing BEAST! Hey, Minion! Wanna join in?... Why not? I DO NOT LOOK STUPID!
So what did ya think? For the next few chapters I'm thinking of doing Sandy's return (Thank you Frost for that idea :) ) North at the very beginning of the movie, and Jack right before Bunny stuffs him in a sack. :D Stay tuned!