(It was now a quarter 'til sundown and Vanzilla returned to Royal Woods, the Loud kids realized that their mom and Dad had to work overtime until 10:00 at night, so it was decided that they go to the Burpin' Burger for dinner tonight, unfortunately there was a sign that says "Due to low beef, there will be no burgers served at this time, We're sorry for the inconvenience")
Loud kids: Awwwwwwwww
Lincoln: to audience Can you believe it? There's not enough burgers or anybody to eat, including us.
Lori: Well guys, we'll just have to eat somewhere else.
Lola: Yeah, I'm tired of eating thirty-three burgers after what happened the last time we were here glares at Lana
(The rest of the siblings glared at Lana)
Lana: What? I was trying to win that special wrapper for being a part of Bobby Fletcher's pit crew.
Leni: I know you wanted it, but I was totes sick to my stomach after we got back home.
Lisa: That was because of the grease Leni.
Lori: Lisa's right, burgers aren't that healthy anyway.
Lynn: Says the one who had bad gas on the van during the road trip.
Lori: Angry to Lynn HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? IT WAS THE SEAT!
Lynn: Yeah right.
(Grant, the Burpin' Burger employee came outside to get his bike until he notice's the familiar van)
Grant: You guys again? Well I'm sorry to say this but we are low on beef patties until tomorrow, Would you like to try our salads?
Lori: No thanks, we'll just go home then.
Grant: relieved Okay, come back soon.
(Vanzilla left Burpin' Burger and in no time, Lori spotted another restaurant with a chicken wearing a cowboy hat)
Lori: How about this place?
(The restaurant was named "Col. McClucker's Chicken barn")
Lynn: Chicken? Now you've read my taste buds.
Lana: WHOO HOO, I love chicken, my favorite part is the white meat.
Lori: Let's go thru the drive-thru you guys, we'll have to eat at home.
(So Vanzilla went thru the drive-thru to look at the menu, there were all kinds of chicken products available including Chicken sandwiches, original or extra crisp Chicken, Chicken wings, Chicken tenders, Chicken nuggets, spicy and barbeque chicken and many more including salads, so the speaker begins to say something)
Employee on the speaker: Howdy partners, Welcome to I say Welcome to Col. McClucker's Chicken barn, How can I take your I say How can I take your order?
Lori: We'll have Four orders of original Chicken with three cola and one diet cola, a spicy Chicken sandwich with water, a six piece Chicken tender box meal with a Dr. salty and five junior Clucker meals please?
Employee on the speaker: Four orders of original I say original chicken, a spicy Chicken sandwich I say sandwich, six piece Chicken I say Chicken tender box meal and five I say five junior Clucker meals, with three colas, one diet cola, one water and Dr. salty. Do you want sidekicks with your tenders box meal?
Lincoln: I'll have the chicken fries with that.
Employee on the speaker: Okay, anything else?
Lori: That's it.
Employee on the speaker: Your total is $29.95 you may pull over to the window.
(The Loud kids just groaned that the price was extremely high, especially when you have a family of eleven children, Lori payed for the meals and drove straight back home, the kids went to the dining table and each of the kids have their chicken food products, Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan are having original Chicken, Lynn is having a Spicy Chicken sandwich, Lincoln is eating Chicken tenders and Chicken fries, and the younger sisters even Lily are eating the junior Clucker meals, after they eaten their chicken dinners, the kids decided to watch T.V. instead of the Dream Boat or Operation: Dessert Storm, they decided to watch a comedy show, it was 9:50 and the parents were home early)
Luna: Yo Pop-star what's up.
Lynn Sr.: What up Luna my sweet!
(Both Luna and Lynn Sr. started throwing up the Goats)
Rita: Well kids, did you have fun at the beach?
Lori: Yes mom, we did!
Lynn Sr.: Any trouble?
Lynn: There was a couple of Bullies but we took care of them!
Rita: Well that's nice, but next time, please as a grown up to handle the situation.
Lynn: Yes Mom.
Lynn Sr.: Now that we're all here, I just happen to have an announcement to make, we are going on a camping trip.
Loud siblings: YEA!
Lynn Sr.: But it's not Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds nor Grand Venture State Park, this time it's the pulls out brochure "Eagle's peak campgrounds".
Rita: It has all of the things we can do together: Hiking, Fishing, Swimming and even an Arcade.
(Lori and Lincoln just stare each other in glee)
Rita: But we'll be leaving first thing in the morning so don't ever try to get in the van early like what happened the last time.
Lincoln: I think we learned our lesson long enough.
Luan: Yeah talk about a harsh punishment.
Lincoln: I'm sorry it didn't go too well that night you guys.
Lucy: It's okay Lincoln, and I'm sorry for the time I ruined your fun with the fortune card that got you so worried over nothing.
Lisa: I told you it was nothing but superstition.
Lynn: to Lucy You know I'm still mad at you Lucy.
Lucy: For what?
Lynn: For that stupid fortune that turned Lincoln into a worry freak.
Rita: Lucy and Lynn that is enough.
Lincoln: to Lucy It's okay Lucy, I shouldn't have persuaded you for my fortune.
Lynn Sr.: Okay everybody, it's bedtime.
(The Next Morning after a good sleep they had, The loud family were on their way to Eagles peak campgrounds, in which Lincoln had the middle seat with Lori sitting beside him on the right and Leni on the left, Luna was behind him and Luan was beside her, Lola was sitting next to Lucy and Lana was sitting next to Lynn and Lisa was sitting next to Lily)
Lincoln: to audience Today, we are going on a camping trip to Eagle's peak campground and I just can't wait for the arcade.
Lynn Sr.: Now kids, before we do any fun, let me remind you that we have to stick together like a family, to Lincoln That includes you too Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yes Dad.
Rita: And also, we will not be eating worms as they are only for fish bait.
Lana: Right, no more eating worms.
(The Loud family arrived at Eagle's peak campground, they were greeted by a park ranger)
Park Ranger: Welcome to Eagle's peek campground, do you have a reservation?
Lynn Sr.: Yes, we do under the name "Loud".
Park Ranger: Okay, let's see she read a reservation book to find their names and she found the family named "Loud" Ah yes, the Loud family, enjoy your stay, but remember to obey campground rules.
(The Ranger let the Loud family enter the campground, they read the campground rules sign they face and it says: "Always put out your campfire when not in use" "Do not feed the wild animals" "No Hunting or Trapping" "No littering, please recycle" "No pets allowed" etc., this makes Lana a bit sad as she missed her pets and she wanted to catch wild animals.)
Lana: Uh Dad, what do they mean No Hunting or Trapping or not feeding animals?
Lisa: Allow me to elaborate, The reason why is because feeding animals human food makes them sick because of our human bacteria or vise versa and the fact they're a few endangered animals living in our ecosystem and that also means exotic animals cannot make good pets.
Lana: Aw dang it.
Rita: Sorry Lana, rules are rules.
(The Loud family exit Vanzilla and decided to set up the tents and build a spot for a campfire, but instead they decided not to start a fire until later tonight)
(After the loud family set up their tents, they go for a hike in the woods)
Lynn Sr.: sniffs air Ahhhhhh nature, it's so beautiful.
Leni: I know right dad? I wish there was a mall I can shop for.
Rita: Honey, we don't need a mall to go shopping, not when we are out in the wilderness.
Leni: Wait, wilderness has no store? Awwwwwww I wanted some new clothes.
(then a huge bird soared over them and landed on a tree)
Lisa: Guys, stop hiking and take a look.
(The family stopped and Lincoln grabbed his binoculars and spotted what appears to be a hawk-like bird)
Lana: What kind of bird is that?
Lisa: Lincoln, may see those binoculars?
Lincoln: Sure Lisa gives Lisa the binoculars
Lisa: It appears to be a species of "Pandion haliaetus" street name: Osprey also known to us as the river hawk or fish hawk.
Lana: Wait, they eat fish?
Lisa: Why yes elder sister unit, Osprey's are the only known hawks to eat specifically fish, that mean they are Piscivores mean "fish eaters", sometimes on rare occasions, when food is scarce they will find the carcasses of fish and other small animals they find.
Lynn: Speaking of fishing, when can we go fishing?
Rita: In a moment honey, we just need to keep hiking.
(The family continued to hike until they came across a mountain with a dead tree with another type of birds but with a creepy looking appearance)
Lori: I don't like this climb, it's literally too creepy.
Leni: Yeah and these bird thingy's are staring at us.
(Leni points at the birds)
Lisa: Fear not Leni, these are the local scavengers called "Coragyps atratus" street name: American Black Vulture.
Lynn: I thought they were called Buzzards?
Lisa: Contrary to belief, Buzzards and Vultures are not the same creature but are separated species, despite being in the Raptor family.
Leni: Wait, you said there are dinosaurs around? I don't want to be eaten.
Lisa: facepalm No Leni, the name "Raptor" is greek for bird of prey, which means that birds were indeed the descendants of dinosaurs, birds are also in the archosaur family like dinosaurs, pterosaurs and crocodiles as well.
Leni: So birds are dinosaur relatives you say?
Lisa: Scientifically yes, when a German paleontologist discovered an ancient bird-like fossil called "Archeopteryx" which means "ancient wing", they believe to think that birds also lived in the same age of dinosaurs, until recently, a feathered dinosaur called "Sinosauropteryx" meaning "Chinese lizard wing", has been covered in feathers, despite covered in feathers, it's to heavy to fly but were only used for warmth during the cold times.
Lola: So you mean to tell use that all dinosaurs were birds?
Lisa: Not entirely, not all dinosaurs are birds, it's usually theropod dinosaurs that are the ancestors of modern day birds, most dinosaurs are herbivores but that doesn't mean that-
Rita: interrupts Lisa Okay honey we get it, let's focus on the hike down the mountain, but thanks for the interesting science lesson.
Lisa: Fine, hairless apes one, science zero.
Lincoln: to audience Now we know why Lisa is called "the gifted one".
(Later, they got off the mountain and decided to go fishing on a lake, Rita and Lynn Sr. are fishing with Lily, Lori and Leni are fishing with Lucy and Luan, Luna is fishing with Lisa and Lynn leaving Lincoln fishing with Lola and Lana)
Lola: spots Lana attempting to eat a worm Ewwwwww Lana, mom said not to eat worms.
Lana: Oh come on princess of "prettiness" I can't help it of I eat worms, besides, they do taste good.
Lincoln: Lana, if you an to eat something, take these gives Lana gummy worms they more good for you than real worms.
Lana: Well if you say so, thanks Lincoln gives Lincoln her worm.
(Lincoln sets up Lana's hook on her worm and he casts it for her)
Lori: Uhhhhhh Lucy, why are you using chum on your rod?
Lucy: Because, I'm trying to catch a shark.
Lisa: Sorry Lucy, there are absolutely no such sharks living on a lake.
Lucy: Dang it, Lucy gets the chum off the hook and puts a worm on her hook, she then casts it
Luna: Dudes, it's so hot.
Lynn: I wonder what the temperature is outside?
Lisa: It's basically 83 degrees Fahrenheit with mostly sunny skies, zero percent chance of rain.
Luna: opens up water bottle and drinks it Anybody else wants a drink?
(Luna gives Lisa and Lynn a sip of water, suddenly Lincolns rod is being tugged)
Lincoln: Guys, I think I have a bite.
Sisters except Lynn: Really?
Lynn: Hey no fair, you get bites?
(the rod begins to pull Lincoln hard, Lola and Lana try to hold on to Lincoln, their rods did get a few bites and the twins grabbed the rods, when they winded up their rods, all three of them hooked up a huge fish as heavy as a large rock and as long as the boat they were standing on, the kids were amazed with the size of the fish)
Luna: Whoa dudes, that the biggest fish I've ever saw.
Luan: Now that is a total record breaker, but I may have "sea" what you hooked up laughs get it? But seriously, nice fish.
Lincoln: Thanks Luan.
Rita: Since that fish is big enough for all of us, I think we may need to go swimming in another lake.
Lynn: Awe yeah, I'm tired of all the waiting for a bite on my hook.
(The Loud family now in their swim suits were swimming in a lake, Luan is still playing Marco Polo with Leni, Lola and Lana were having a splash fight, Lucy is floating, Lisa is scuba diving, Luna is playing with Lily, Lynn is swimming around the lake doing laps, Rita and Lynn Sr. were chilling, and Lori is dancing with Lincoln in the water)
Lincoln: Have you and Bobby been doing this before Lori?
Lori: Yes Linky, we have when out in the community pool several times.
Lincoln: So why are you dancing with me? we are siblings.
Lori: I know we are but I want to spend some time with my only brother, before...
Lincoln: Before what?
Lori: I'll tell you later.
(Lori begins to twirl Lincoln around, cuts to Luan and Leni)
Luan: Okay, so instead of Marco Polo, why don't we use our real names right?
Leni: Okay so I'm-Lisa surfaces in front of Leni Lisa?
Luan: Boy, you don't get his game do you?
Lisa: sorry Leni, just needed some air.
Lynn: Who wants to chicken fight?
Leni: Dibs not.
All Siblings: Dibs not.
Lynn: Dang it, no chicken fights then? Whatever.
(It was close to nightfall, the family gathered around the campfire to sing some songs, Luna grabbed her guitar and begins to sing, they begin to sing a song from the Beatles: "Hello Goodbye", after singing the song, they sang anther song from The Beach Boys: "Rock and Roll music" after singing, they decided to have smores)
Lincoln: This is a great time to go camping, we should do this every summer.
Lynn: Why not every weekend, with all of us?
Lori: It would be nice, but it may not be the same without me.
Leni: Why do you say that Lori?
Lori: breathes and sighs I...I...I...I just got a letter from East Michigan University and...I just got enrolled there.
Lincoln: gasps
Leni: Lori, I...I thought you were going to the same college with Bobby?
Lori: I told Bobby and...he was devastated, I told him I was not going to be able to go to the college where his uncle Carlos works, I told him that everything is going to be okay, he cried for me and I was sad to hear him like this, I told him that if I'm not too busy with my school and family, I'll come visit him, that was my promise to him.
Rita: Well Lori, I'm glad you took it too well of not being able to be around Bobby for a while, I'm pretty sure he'll be happy for you.
Lucy: Speaking of which, Lincoln have you heard from Ronnie Anne? Lincoln stood frozen like a frozen mammoth stuck in ice Lincoln?
(Lincoln faints, a tear sheds his eye)
Lori: Uhhhh Lucy, I don't think he wants to hear about Ronnie Anne anymore, nothing happened to them, I'm going to figure out why he's like this.
(The Loud family begins to eat the fish that Lincoln, Lola and Lana caught earlier out on the lake, Lincoln barely ate half of his fish and begins to yawn)
Lynn Sr.: You okay son?
Lincoln: I'm...I'm fine.
Lori: You don't look fine, is this because you didn't go to the arcade?
Rita: Lincoln sweetie we still got time, but it's too dark, we'll go back out before we leave soon.
Lincoln: Mom, it's not that, it's...
Luna: Did you and Ronnie Anne had a fight?
Lynn: If it was, I'll-
Lincoln: No, it's no fight between me and Ronnie Anne.
Leni: Then what is it?
Lori: Is it about me going to college at East Michigan University?
(Lincoln nods his head yes and then a tear sheds his eyes, Lori is saddened by this)
Lori: Awwww come here Linky. opens her arms
(Lincoln without hesitation comes to Lori and Lori hugs Lincoln gently, she rocks him back and forth)
Lori: Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
(Lincoln nods his head yes again)
Rita: Well, I think it's time we turn in for the night, goodnight kids.
Loud Siblings: Goodnight mom and dad!
(Lincoln is sleeping in a tent where Lori, Leni and Luna are sleeping, another tent has Luan, Lynn, Lucy and Lisa are sleeping the main tent has the parents and the twins plus Lily sleeping in it altogether, Lincoln slips in between Lori and Leni, Lori then speaks to Lincoln who is in tears)
Lori: Lincoln? I know how upset you are but, I told Bobby everything is alright.
Lincoln: Lori, about what happened on that day with the "Bad Letter Incident", I'm sorry about all of that, I shouldn't have said that you're the-Lori shushes him
Lori: Lincoln, it's okay, I'm the one who's sorry, I think I deserved that letter, considering how I acted on this day, I should have cared about you more than Bobby, just because I said "Stay out of my bedroom" basically means I want a conversation with Bobby. Would you like it if I went into your room talking to Ronnie Anne?
Lincoln: No.
Lori: See? If I'm talking to Bobby, I mean stay out of my room until I'm done with a conversation (well despite being Leni's room too and all that), but the thing is, that doesn't mean I hate you, you are my only baby brother and I love you very much.
Lincoln: I know sniff I'll miss you when you're gone!
Lori: cuddles Lincoln and rubs his head I won't be gone forever you know, I'm not going anywhere right now, it's part of the circle of life, when you graduate high school you will start a new chapter in your life, like me going to college, I know it's a big change, but you may have to get used to it sooner or later.
Lincoln: Will you come back and visit sometime?
Lori: I will Lincoln, I promise if I'm not planning on seeing Bobby, I'll be sure to visit you rubs his back but I can't promise every weekend, I still have a relationship to prioritize, but like I said, you are the most important person in my life other than Bobby, and I wouldn't trade you for the world kisses Lincoln in the forehead.
Lincoln: feels better Thanks Lori, I think I'm feeling better.
Lori: Okay now, lets get some sleep.
(Lori and Lincoln finished their talk and went to sleep, Leni then rubs his head to make sure he's alright)
Leni: I'm going to miss Lori too Linky.
Lori: I promise to see all of you Leni, I promise.
(The siblings then went to sleep hoping for a better day tomorrow)