A.N: Thanks to H.E. Gray for giving me permission. Also this chapter details the birth of multiple rules, since each one by itself would, I feel, be too short to merit a chapter.

Disclaimer:- Refer Chapter 1. That is all.

Rules 22, 27, 28, 132

Rule 22

"Hey old man, whatcha doin' ?" Iruka asked the red and green garbed man.

"Something you wouldn't understand." came the condescending reply from one Jiraiya of the Sannin.

"Well, it looks to me as if you're peeking on the girls."

"No shit, Sherlock. Why then did you ask, pray tell?"

"Who's peeking? Are the good spots taken? Is Anko there?" Izumo's excited voice, alerted the duo to presence of the remainder of the junior section of Team Nineteen.

"I don't know. No, not all of them. And what the hell is with your Anko obsession?" Iruka replied, annoyed.

"Not all of us have seen her naked, you lucky bastard,"

Jiraiya paused in his note-taking. "You managed to see one of the future bombshells of Konoha, current one among your age group, according to rumors, naked?" he asked, impressed.

"Yeah, seems she has a soft spot for Iruka." Kotetsu explained.

Jiraiya decided then and there this would be too good an opportunity to miss. The possibilities with an apprentice able to charm even the most troublesome (apologies to the Nara clan) kunoichi…

"Well boys, today's your lucky day! For I am the Gallant Jiraiya!"

Needless to say the rest of the introduction lead to all four being reintroduced to hospital, courtesy of pissed off kunoichi.

Rules 27 & 28

"Guys I think I've done it!" Izumo crowed.

"Hmm, not bad, we still need a test audience though," Kotetsu said reviewing the manuscript.

Team Nineteen were currently engaged in a very important mission, namely winning the bet they'd made with Jiraiya that they could write just as well as if not netter than the Toad Sennin.

"I know! You both have heard Ibiki-sensei complain that Intelligence spends more time looking at the enemy kunoichis' stats than the enemy villages', right?" At the twin nods, Iruka continued."So why don't we send it to them?"

A week later the winnings of the bet, (the entire Icha Icha film collection till date), having been deemed too hot, as in the liable to get you killed if discovered, to handle were generously donated to the teams appreciative audience using the same delivery system used for their 'masterpieces of literature'.

Rule 132

"Someday someone's going to find a foolproof henge that'll get you in there." Kotetsu said nodding in the direction from which they'd come courtesy of Air Tsunade.

'There' of course referred to the women's hot springs.

"If they do, I'll be the first to worship at their feet." replied Izumo.

Years later,

Naruto Uzumaki wondered why Izumo and Kotetsu had carried him into Ichiraku ramen, on their shoulders no less, before asking Old Man Teuchi to give the new 'God of Shinobi' all he can eat ramen, on them, of course. After all even he, with all his boasting, didn't think beating Mizuki-teme merited such extravagance.

Then again, he never said no to free all you can eat ramen either.

Chapter Soundtrack:- 'Break My Fall'-DJ Tiesto