Hello! Wow, thank you all for favoriting/following/reviewing! Here are the votes so far for pairings.

Mori: 1

Hikaru: 2

Kaoru: 3

Remember people, it can be any male character in the story! They don't have to be in the host club.

Any who, enjoy!

Saku POV

As I walked into school the next day, I was immediately ambushed by the twins.

"Hey Saku." They said, putting their elbows on my shoulders.

"What the cuss do you want?" I said, gritting my teeth. "Why the hell are you talking to me all of the sudden?" I said.

"Look at you," Started one twin.

"Always getting straight to the point." The other finished.

"You don't even know me." I said starting to walk away, towards my locker.

"But we want to!" They said running to follow me. I started walking faster.

"Well no way in hell do I want to be friends with you." I said growling. I'll admit, it's a little mean, but I had had a bad morning. My dad had someone wake me up early, only to have me locked in my room because Tamaki was gallivanting around the house. Also, I hadn't gotten to grab any of my English Black Tea on my way out.

"What's with the,"

"Foul aura today?" The twins said. I glared at them. They backed up slightly.

"It's there. Deal with it." I said retrieving my books from my locker. I slammed it closed, and turned to see the twins still standing there. I glared at them from behind my glasses and fixed my blue hat upon my head. I turned on my heal and started down the hall to the classroom. Unfortunately, the twins shared the same class as me.

When I arrived in the classroom, I saw that we were early. I sighed, realizing that the twins would probably pester me until class started. I sighed and took a seat by the window, so the twins couldn't both sit by me.

I sat down, and took my note book out of my messenger bag right away. I opened it up, and started reading the writing in it, hoping that the twins would leave me alone. About ten seconds later I saw two pairs of eyes peeking up over the top of my note book. I sighed and snapped it shut on their noses. The stepped back and rubbed them.

"Why are you in such a bad mood anyways?" The twins asked. I frowned at them and fixed my glasses upon my nose.

"I find there is no reason to tell you." I said, looking towards the door.

"Why do you wear that hat anyways?" Said one of them, reaching a hand out towards my hat. I tensed and ducked down, my hands wrapped around my head.

"Don't you dare touch it." I said. The twins shrunk away. I sighed. "What are your names anyways?" I said exasperated. "I can't keep calling you the Twins all the time." I said. "It's kind of hard to make fun of someone if they don't have names to rhyme with." I said glancing towards the door. The twins smirked.

"Do you really want to know?" They said. I shrugged.

"Not really, but might as well." I said. I could tell that messed them up a little bit, but they continued.

"Well, we'll tell you. As long as you agree to stop by the Host Club later today." I tensed slightly. These devils were in the host club? I glanced at them, relaxing. I eyed them up and down. I guess I could see that… kind of. They were kind of cute…I guess…

"Nah, I don't really care that much anyways." I said shrugging. Just then I saw Mayu, Iki, and Shina come into the room. They looked around. I smiled, my aura changing. I waved happily at them. They smiled and made their way towards me. The twins looked behind them to see what had made my mood change.

Mayu spoke first once she neared me. "Hey Hikaru, Kaoru. Are you guys friends with Saku?" She said addressing the twins. I looked at the twins out of the corner of my eye and smiled smugly. Ha. That'll show them. The twins pouted.

"Not really. Just acquaintances." I said, standing up and smiling warmly at them, still smug. "Hello ladies." I said bowing to them. They smiled.

"Hello, Saku-san." Shina said.

"Do you still want to eat lunch with us today?" Iki said hopefully. I grinned at her and took a step closer to them.

"I wouldn't miss it for the world." I said to them in a low voice. They giggle.

"We can't wait!" Mayu said smiling wide.

"I'll wait for you girls after class." I said, turning to take my seat again. I smiled at them once more over my shoulder. They squealed before taking their seats on the other side of the room, near the front. I took my seat again and glared at the twins.

"What, so you act nice to them but not to us?" One of them said. I gave him the evil eye.

"Why should I be nice to two people who were mean to me yesterday, only now talking to me because they want me to come to some stupid host club?" I said, looking into my bag for my textbooks. The twins looked disappointed and surprised, along with some self-defense kicking in. They opened their mouths to say something, when Haruhi and the teacher walked in. The teacher told everyone to take their seats and to open their history textbooks.

Few, saved by the teacher. I thanked him silently in my head.

After class, I packed up my things quickly and went to talk to Haruhi. I paused in front of his desk and smiled.

"Hey Haruhi-san." I said. He looked up at me and smiled.

"Hello Saku-san. Are you going to eat with me again today?" He asked.

"About that… I know that I asked if I could sit with you, but I promised some girls that I would sit with them today. Is it okay if I sit with you tomorrow?" I asked, putting a hand behind my head. During class, I had really let off some steam and was no longer in such a foul mood. Haruhi smiled.

"Oh course, I don't mind at all." He said. I was relived, but also kind of hurt. He was probably just being nice, but I couldn't help but take it the wrong way, him having meant that he didn't care whether or not I sat with him. But again, my smile didn't falter.

"Okay. Thanks Haruhi-san." I said putting my hands in my pockets and walking to the door. The girls were already there, waiting for me. I smiled at them.

"Ready?" I asked. They nodded. I smiled. "Good. I forgot to eat breakfast this morning, so I'm pretty hungry." I said. Today, I also hadn't packed a lunch, knowing that I would be eating with the girls. Mayu perked up.

"Oh, really? Well then, we'd better get to lunch!" She said, grabbing my hand. I was a little alarmed, but didn't let go as she dragged me to the lunch hall. I laughed and squeezed her hand. She blushed and looked down the hall. When we reached the lunch hall, she let go. I smiled at her and let them go first in line.

I ordered my food, and followed them to their table, and sat down to eat. They smiled at me and we talked about random things, but I let them do most of the talking.

Third Person POV

The host club sat at a couple tables away, chatting. Currently, Tamaki was talking about cosplay and the twins were glaring at Saku as he laughed with Mayu, Iki and Shina. Honey turned to the twins.

"Hika-kun, Kao-kun, what are you looking at?" Honey asked, clutching his stuffed Usa-chan.

"That new student." Kaoru started.

"He saw through our plan to get him to come to the host club." Hikaru said.

"It's really annoying." They finished together. Tamaki turned to them.

"Yeah, he didn't even sit with Haruhi at lunch today." Kaoru said.

"He didn't?" Tamaki said loudly. "But he asked if he could sit with her today!" Tamaki said, pouting.

"Actually, he said that he'd sit with her again sometime. That doesn't mean the next day." Kyouya said, actually with his nose out of his laptop/notebook and eating. How he knew that, no one knew.

Tamaki pouted and looked around the room.

"Which one is he?" Honey said, climbing up to Mori's shoulders. The twins looked towards Saku.

"That one." They said, pointing to his back. They couldn't see his face, but the hat gave it away immediately. The entire host club turned to look.

"…Huh." Tamaki said. Then he smiled. "Let's go over and talk to him!" He yelled, standing up. The twins pulled him back down.

"Better not do that boss, he's in a foul mood towards all humans today." They said together. "Save for a few." Tamaki frowned.

"Why? Princess Iki and Princess Mayu said he was really nice!" Tamaki said pouting. The twins shrugged.

"I don't know what it is, but she seems to be being foul towards men today." They said. Tamaki put a hand on his chin.

"Hmm… well, cancel the plans to approach him today. It seems we'll have to approach him when he's in a better mood…" Tamaki said, sadly. He perked up again when Honey stuck a piece of cake under his nose.

Saku's POV

The twins didn't bother me again today, thank god. I was really started to hate them. When I got home, I almost ran into Tamaki, who was prancing around the house. I ended up having to duck a corner really fast and take a long rout to my bedroom. I sighed once I reached it, slouching down against my door and locking it. I pictured Tamaki walking into my room in the middle of the day, with a shocked look on his face. I couldn't help it, I laughed.

I quickly pulled out my homework and got to work.

I sighed when I got to history. It really wasn't my best subject.

I finished my homework an hour later, and glanced at the clock. It was almost 7:30. I quickly scurried over to my door and unlocked it, knowing that a maid would be bringing my food soon.

After dinner, I went straight to sleep. Tomorrow was Wednesday, and I couldn't wait, because Wednesday was Judo day.

I've taken Judo since I was little, and it was probably one of my favorite things to do. It helped calm me, as well and vent my anger.

So, to say the least, when I got to school, I was in a good mood.

But then I was ambushed by Hikaru and Kaoru.

"Hey Saku." They said, stopping next to me.

"Hello Hitachiin One and Two." I say nodding to each of them. I walked passed them. I was still smiling, because nothing could ruin my mood at the moment. The twins raised their eyebrows at each other before catching up with me.

"What's got you in such a good mood today?" They said in unison, catching up to me, one on each side. I grin at them creepily.

"After school extracurricular activities." I say, not feeling like messing with them this morning. The twins eye me.

"Really?" One says. "What?" The other finishes say. This is where I draw the line to answering their questions. No way in heck am I letting them know that I do Judo.

"An extracurricular activity." I start walking to my classroom. They follow, of course.

"What?" They say again. I give them a creepy happy grin.

"It's a sport, I'll tell you that." I say, and speed up to get to the classroom. The twins stop walking.

"Hmm…" They say.

Third Person

At lunch that day, the twins met up with everyone, (minus Haruhi) in the club room.

"Hey Kyouya," Started Hikaru.

"We have a question." Kaoru said.

"Yes, what is it?" Kyouya says not looking up from his note book.

"What sports does Saku do?" They ask together. Kyouya looks up.

"None that I know of. Why do you ask?" He says slightly puzzled.

"Oh, well, Saku is all cheery today," Kaoru said.

"Because of some sport he has after school." Hikaru said.

"We were just wondering what it was, because he wouldn't tell us." They said shrugging. Kyouya flipped through his note book.

"Hmm, strange. As far as I know, Mr. Suzuki has never been in any sports." He said frowning.

"What is Kyouya-kun saying? He doesn't know?" Honey said, tugging on Mori's jacket. Mori frowned down at him.

"It seems." He said. Kyouya scowled at them. Everyone shrunk back away from the Shadow King, save for Mori. After a moment Kyouya spoke.

"It seems that only the Twins and Haruhi have actually been talking to this Saku." Kyouya started, still irritated that he didn't have that much data on Saku. Honey hopped up on Mori's shoulders.

"Well, we've looked for him, but we can never find him!" Honey said pouting and crossing his arms over his Usa-chan.

"Hmm. Tamaki and I can't ever seem to locate him either." Kyouya said.

"He always goes straight home after school, and gets here just before the bell rings. We've never seen which way his limo comes and goes." The twins say.

Kyouya frowns. "Well then, I'm counting on you two and Haruhi to convince him to come." Kyouya said, writing in his notebook again.

The twins thought for a moment, then sly grins spread over their faces. "We have an idea." They said.

"Good." Kyouya said, not looking up. Tamaki suddenly got a bright idea.

"Hey, why don't we go say hello to Saku and Haruhi while they're eating their lunch?" Tamaki said.

Saku POV

At lunch time, I decided to sit with Haruhi today. I slid into Hikaru's desk, by the window.

"Hey Haruhi-san!" I said smiling brightly. I just couldn't wait for school to be over. I got to leave early too, because practice started right at 3.

Haruhi smiled at me. "Hello Saku-san. Why are you so happy today?" Haruhi asked, taking out his lunch.

"I'm just super excited for school to end. I have sports today." I said smiling brightly. Haruhi looked over at me.

"Oh really? What sport?" He asked taking out his bento. I smiled, and looked around the room. The door was closed, so no one could hear us from the hallway. No one was in the classroom.

"Promise not to tell anyone? I don't really want the twins to find out. Or anyone else, for that matter. They'd try to look into it." I said, looking at Haruhi dead serious.

Haruhi nodded and crossed his heart. "I promise." He said. I smiled.

"Okay, I trust you. I take Judo. I'm a world-class champion." I said, trying not to be smug. Haruhi looked me up and down.

"Are you serious?" He said, obviously surprised. I smiled.

"Yes, does that surprise you?" I asked him. He shook his head, then nodded.

"I mean, I guess a little. You just don't really look like you've done Martial Arts before, that's all. Your body's just not as muscular as I would have thought." He said. I smiled.

"Well, I don't like anyone knowing really, so I try not to make a big deal of it. Just don't tell anyone, okay?" I said. "Maybe I'll tell someone later, but I'd rather not, being new to the school and stuff." I said. Haruhi nodded.

"Don't worry. I won't." He said. I smiled and pulled out box of Pocky and a bottle of Ramune. I pushed down the marble in my drink and pulled out a pocky stick. Haruhi looked over at me.

"Is that all you're eating?" He asked me. I nodded.

"I can't eat too much before Judo, otherwise it would all come up. Trust me; I've learned from experience. Not the prettiest sight." I said. Haruhi chuckled a little. "Hey, what's so funny?" I asked him.

"It's just that your personality seems to change when you're happy about something. You seem… different, I guess. A lot more sarcastic." Haruhi said, shrugging. I laughed.

"Oh, that's so not true." I say, laughing. Haruhi smiled, then remembered something.

"Hey, sorry to ask this, but do you want to stop by the host club sometime?" Haruhi said completely serious. I stopped laughing.

"Well… I would love to!" I say smiling. Haruhi looks confused.

"Really?" He asked, not quite believing me. I laughed.

"Nope!" I said, popping the p. Haruhi sighed.

"Sorry. I was obliged to ask you." She said, throwing a glare towards the door. She must be thinking about the host club then. A look of realization came over my face.

"Oh! So that's why Hitachiin One and Two have been pestering me all week!" I say laughing. Haruhi nodded, smiling. Then he started laughing. I guess laughter is just contagious. I started to stop laughing, when I realized I had to go the bathroom.

"Um… I have to go use the John!" I yell, standing up. I ran out the door, Haruhi watching me. I ducked my head back into the room. "Be right back." I said smiling. Haruhi smiled.

Third Person

As Hikaru and Kaoru led the host club to their classroom, they heard laughter from down the hall. They looked at each other then started walking a little faster.

When they entered the classroom, only Haruhi was there, staring at the door. She was stifling her laughter.

"Um, Haruhi?"

"Where's Saku?" Hikaru asked and Kaoru finished, as the rest of the host club filled into the room. Haruhi let out a quick laugh at Saku's name and smiled.

"He ran to the restroom really quick." Haruhi said.

"Haruhi-chan, why are you laughing?" Honey asked from beside her desk. Haruhi smiled down at him.

"Saku-san is in a funny mood today." She said simply. Just then Saku bounced back into the room. She froze when she saw the host club. Then she looked over at Kaoru, who was sitting in his brothers desk.

"Get out of my desk." She said walking over and shoving him off.

"That's actually my desk." Hikaru said, coming over to her and helping Kaoru up.

"During class it is, during lunch it's mine." I said snatching my drink out of Kaoru's hands. (A/N random POV change)

I took a sip of it before eating another Pocky, looking at them all.

"Do I need to be a part of this… whatever it is here?" I asked Haruhi, grinning. Haruhi shrugged. I sighed.

"I'll take that as a yes. Now, what do you want with me?" I asked, cocking my head at them.

"We just wanted to stop by and meet you!" Tamaki yelled, coming around from behind Kyouya. I froze and looked him up and down. He looked about the same since I had last seen him, but then I had never seen him this up close.

"Don't touch me." I said as he neared me. Tamaki froze and the twins and Haruhi sweat dropped. I smiled sweetly and turned to Haruhi.

"Would you like to introduce me to your friends?" I said, once again my happiness returning. Haruhi nodded dumbly.

"The frozen one here is Tamaki, glasses here is Kyouya, this is Honey, and the tall one is Mori. And you already know the twins." Haruhi said. I laughed. They all looked at me like I was some weird alien.

"It's nice to meet you all." I said, fixing my glasses on my nose. "Then again, maybe not. I can't tell at the moment. Too happy. But if you're anything like the twins…" I say. The twin next to me frowns.

"I'm sure that was offensive." He said. I nodded.

"What else would it be?" I asked him. Just then Two comes up behind me and almost pulls my hat off. I shriek.

"No!" I said, turning around and grabbing his wrist tightly. His eyes widened slightly, obviously not expecting me to change moods so fast. "Don't you dare touch my hat." I said, tightening my grip on his wrist slightly. He gasped and I let go.

"Hg. That's already the second time this week." I said turning back and crossing my arms, my good mood slowly fading.

"Ow! That hurt." Hikaru whined. I smirked.

"You deserved it." I said. I grabbed my bottle of Ramune and threw away my empty box of Pocky. I stomped over to my desk and slid in.

"So. What did Saku say about joining the club?" Kyouya asked Haruhi.

"No." Haruhi said. I cocked an eyebrow.

"You know, I'm right here." I said. They ignored me. I sighed and slumped back in my seat, bored. If you haven't noticed by now, my moods can change very fast. I saw Mayu and her friends walk in, and jumped up. I shoved by Kyouya on my way to the door, distracting him and the other Hosts.

"Good morning, ladies! Or should I say good afternoon? Anyways, I just wanted to say hello since I didn't have a chance to this morning." I said to them, bowing. My happy mood had returned slightly.

"Oh, hello Saku-kun!" Mayu said cheerfully.

"Hi!" Iki said happily again.

"Hello Saku." Shina said in her normal greeting. I smiled.

"How has your day been? Was lunch satisfactory?" I asked them. I wanted to keep the conversation going, so that I wouldn't have to go back to the host club. They smiled.

"Yes!" Mayu and Iki said.

"Great. I noticed during class that you seemed happy today. Are you exciting for something after classes?" Shina said, cocking her head. I smiled and nodded.

"Why yes, I am! Very good observation, Shina-chan." I said and smiled. "I have an extracurricular activity after school Wednesday's that I always get excited for." I said. They smiled.

"Oh? What is it?" Mayu asked. I put a finger to my lips.

"It's a secret." I said mysteriously, winked, and smirked. They squealed quietly.

"Well, ladies, it seems that the bell is about to ring. Can I escort you to your seats?" I asked them. They nodded.

"Of course!" Iki said grinning. I smiled and walked them over to their desks. I bowed just as the bell rang.

"I'll see you ladies tomorrow. Until then, Mayu-chan, Iki-chan, Shina-chan." I said and walked back over to my desk. On the way I fixed my hat and pushed up my glasses that had slid down my nose. All the hosts watched me as I walked by, save for Haruhi and the twins, who had gotten bored watching me.

I took my seat and sighed. I couldn't wait for Judo after class! It couldn't come fast enough. I glanced at the clock, only to realize that it had been blocked by a tall boys head. I looked up at Mori and the other hosts.

"Shouldn't you guys be getting to your classes? You're already late." I said, matter of factly. They all looked up at the clock and ran out of the room. I snorted.

"I wonder what distracted them enough not to hear the bell." I thought out loud. The twins gave me looks of disbelief.

"You." They said.

"Me?" I asked, pointing to myself. They nodded.

"You." They said again. I just shrugged and gave a half smirk. Then class started.

Around 2:45, I was in class, starting to get impatient. Come on already! It took me at least ten minutes to get to the dojo, and another five or ten to get my uniform.

Just when I was about to get up and leave, the teacher looked up at the clock. "Oh my, Mr. Suzuki, you are free to leave. As is the same for all of those who have Martial Arts after school." He said. I sighed and jumped up, running out of the classroom. If I ran, I could probably get there in time enough not to get punished.

As I ran out of the school, I plowed right into Mori. I looked up at him. It seems he had gotten out of class for his Martial Arts too.

"Sorry!" I yelled and took off down the block. I sprinted out of the gates, and ran to the dojo. I didn't notice Mori and Honey watching me go.

I got there in half the time it normally took when I walked, and bolted into the woman's locker rooms. I quickly stripped off my uniform, and carefully tied my red belt on. I took off my hat and glasses, throwing them into my locker. I took off my shoes and also placed them in the locker. I looked in the mirror, taking in my image without a hat and glasses.

My hair was messy, and spiked everywhere. But that was normal whenever I didn't have my hat on. My hair was really uncontrollable. My shattered eyes stood out even more than ever, but I didn't care. Here, I could be whoever I wanted. Besides; it helped to scare off my opponents. I made sure my belt was tied correctly before making my way out onto the floor.

As I waited for Sensei with the rest of the students. I walked up to my friends, Satoshi and Yasuchika. They were both a year younger than me, in their' last years of middle school.

"Hey Saku." Chika said as I ran up to them.

"Hey guys." I said, waving. They smiled.

"How was your day?" I asked them, giving them light punches on the arm as we started to warm up.

"Okay. We had a test in math today." Satoshi said. I smiled.

"Math's my best subject." I said. Satoshi rolled his eyes.

"What about your day?" Chika asked. I rolled my eyes this time.

"Good. Except the fact that this club has been pestering me every day since I started." I said. They laughed, knowing how much I hated that. That's one of the reasons I didn't want people to know that I'm a Judo champion. Last time, my old school had kept pestering me to join their Judo Club. I went for a day, and it ended up being a big load of crap.

"What club?" Satoshi asked me. I rolled my eyes.

"Some host club or what other." I said. They faltered slightly in their steps, before correcting themselves. I didn't notice. "One of them is okay, but the rest are just plain annoying. I mean, mostly their 'leader' and the twins, but I don't really know the others too well." I said. They didn't say anything.

"Which one is the okay one?" Satoshi asked hesitantly. I shrugged.

"His name is Fujioka." I said, practicing some kicks. They nodded, like they knew him.

The sensei walked in, and practice began.

After practice, Chika pulled Satoshi and me aside before we went off to change.

"Hey, I was wondering if you guys maybe wanted to come over sometime after practice?" He asked us. Satoshi nodded. I knew they were cousins, so he was mostly just asking me.

"Sure." I said. "It might be a couple weeks though, because I have some studying to catch up on." It was true. I was failing in History. Chika looked at me skeptically. I just shrugged.

"It's true. I'm failing History." I said. Satoshi looked at me.

"I can tutor you if you want. I'm in the advanced class." Satoshi said. I smiled.

"Really? That'd be great! I can help you with math in exchange, if you want." I said, happy to have found a tutor without asking my dad.

"Deal." Satoshi held out his hand. I shook it.

"So when should we meet?" I asked him. He thought about it.

"Are you free Friday afternoons?" He asked me. "We could meet at the High School or the Primary School." I smiled.

"Sure. Um… what's easier for you?" I asked him.

"Well, I usually have to wait Friday's for my brother at school, and we get out twenty minutes before you, so why don't we meet at the High School?" He asked me. I smiled.

"Sure Satoshi. How about we meet outside the main entrance around 3:20?" I asked him. He nodded.

"Deal. So I'll see you then?" He asked me. I nodded.

"See you then. Bring your math book." I said smiling. He headed towards the men's locker rooms. I was going to start to the woman's, when Chika's hand reached out and grabbed my sleeve. I turned to him.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"You and Satoshi get to do something together. Can't we do something together too?" He asked. I smiled.

"Yeah. Maybe we could meet for tea or something after school once a week. How about it?" I asked him. He smiled and nodded.

"That would be fun." He said. I smiled. "Great. How about Monday's after school? The little café that we always pass on our way home? I can probably be there by 3:40 on Mondays." I said. He nodded.

"Yeah. Sounds fun!" He said. I smiled.

"Great. I'll meet you out here in a minute." I said, going to change. I smiled as I put on my everyday clothes. I had wanted to hang out with them outside of practice for a while, but didn't have to guts to bring it up to my friends.

I didn't put on my hat, but threw on my glasses. After Judo, I only ever wore one or the other. It was most often my glasses. I grabbed my backpack and slung it over my shoulders. I put on my shoes and quickly hurried out.

Satoshi and Chika were there, waiting for me. I had just put on some khaki shorts and a long sleeved red and black stripped top.

"Ready?" I asked them. They nodded. Since we generally lived in the same arena, we had all decided to walk home together instead of driving home in our own separate vehicles. Once we reached the general arena of the Suoh Mansion, though, I waved good bye to them, telling Satoshi that I'd see him on Friday. I ran the rest of the way to the house, hoping that Tamaki wasn't going to be gallivanting around the house again. He wasn't. Thank god. I couldn't handle any more Tamaki today.

I sigh the next day after class, as the twins drag me along by my elbows to Music Room #3. Well, I suppose you are wondering what happened to make me come here of all places. Let me explain.

Flashback

Earlier, I was in the classroom, minding my own business. I guess I was eating lunch with Haruhi, so that's not really my own business. Then twins decided to come and pester me again.

"Hey Saku." They said, coming up to me. I looked up.

"Yes One and Two?" I asked them. They smiled.

"We want to make a bet with you." They said.

"What kind of bet?" I asked them warily. They smiled.

"If you win, we stop asking you to come to the host club." One said.

"If we win, you come after school today." Two said. I sighed.

"What kind of bet?" I asked.

"Well, more of a guessing game really." Two said. Crap. I suck at guessing games.

"The, 'Which One is Hikaru' Game!" They said, each putting hats on. I stared at them.

"Fine." I deadpanned. "But with a couple conditions. Can anyone tell you apart?" I asked them. They nodded and pointed to Haruhi. I looked at him.

"Which one is Hikaru?" I asked him.

"Hey, that's cheating!" Two pouted.

Haruhi pointed to him anyways. He pointed to twin #2. "Okay. Now here's the deal. Hikaru, take this." I said, handing him a blue ribbon from my bag. He took it, confused.

"Now put it in your pocket." I said. He did. "Now, I'm going to turn my back and you guys can move around and what not. Then, whoever I choose, if they have the ribbon in their pocket, is Hikaru. End of story." I say. The look at each other.

"You're smart." They say before I smirk and turn my back. I was probably going to lose, but oh well. Maybe I'd make a lucky guess. That is why it's a guessing game, after all. I heard the twins say they were ready, and I turned back around.

They stood hand in hand, looking at me. I frowned. "Move apart a little. I don't want you guys switching the ribbon behind your backs." I say. They move apart.

"Which one is Hikaru?" They ask when they are standing a foot apart. I sigh and point to the one of my right.

"Nope." Said the one on my left, pulling out my blue ribbon. I sigh.

"Fine. I'll go to your stupid club. Now give me my ribbon back." I said, holding out my hand.

End of Flashback

So that's how I ended up here, opening the door to the host club, the twins right on my tail.

"Hikaru! Kaoru! Where have you been!" Tamaki yelled, coming up to the door. But he froze when he saw me, the twins smirking behind me. In fact, the whole club, save for Haruhi, was staring at me.

"What- what are you doing here?" Tamaki asked. I scowled.

"You wanted me here, didn't you? If not, then I'll just be leaving." I said, turning to leave. The twins each grabbed me by an elbow and dragged me back into the room. I sighed.

"No no! We want you here. It's that I just didn't expect Hikaru and Kaoru to get you to come." Tamaki said, coming up to me. I sighed.

"Well, that's what happens when you're not good at guessing games." I said, glaring at the twins. The whole club, save for Mori and Kyouya, sweat dropped.

"Anyways, let's just get this over with. Why am I here?" I asked them.

"Well, because, my dear Prince, we want to recruit you for the Host Club!" Tamaki said, pointing a long finger at me. I stared at them.

"No." I deadpanned. Tamaki sweat dropped again.

"Awe, why not?" The twins whined.

"Because. I have better things to do with my time." I said, turning towards the door. The twins tried to back me into a corner.

"Please?" Honey said coming up to me with big, pleading eyes. I looked at him for a minute, about to give in.

"…No." I said. Honey started tearing up.

"Awe, no look what you've done. You've made a little kid cry." Devil Two said. I frowned at them.

"From my knowledge, Honey-san is in his third year of high school." I say. The twins stared at me before they started muttering.

"Too smart… Knows things… Kyouya-senpai…" The whispered to each other, joined by Tamaki.

Honey grabbed my arm suddenly. "Will you at least have cake with me?" He asked, tearing up more. My heart melted a little, even if he was two grades above me.

"I-I guess a piece of cake couldn't hurt…" I say as Honey cheered, suddenly happy. Then I realized that it had all been a trick. I cursed under my breath so that nobody could hear.

"Stupid rich basterds…" I mumble, as Honey pulled me over to a table. But I tripped, and fell into a stand with a vase on it, knocking it over!

"Awe man, we were going to try and sell that the school auction." One started.

"We had just found the twin to the last one." Two said. Twin? What?

"The starting bid for that was 8 million yen." They said together. I paled, before I remembered that I was rich now.

"So since you can't pay us back, you'll have to work as a host!" Tamaki said, pointing at me dramatically.

I stared at him with a deadpanned look that said, 'are you serious.' I patted my pockets, looking for my wallet. I couldn't find it, so I looked towards my feet.

Sure enough, it was there, lying wide open. I quickly picked it up and grabbed a wad of bills. I quickly thrust them into Kyouya's hands, since he seemed to be in charge.

"Keep the change." I said, turning and walking out the door. The Host Club stared after me.

Hello! I hoped you all liked that. Sorry it's a little long, but my goal was to get to this scene before I updated, and I realized that there was a lot of stuff in between. So sorry about that!

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