Hey! Are we saying what's wrong with fanfiction? I have a ton, but apparently I'm only allowed to say one, so I'll pick the one that bothers me the most. It's the one I noticed Mr. Sneaky Jackson conveniently left out. Stop putting inappropriate/adult content in the stories, these cupcakes don't need to be getting any ideas, seriously, I only have two eyes! But I do have a baseball bat...

-Coach Hedge