Hiya, CaramelCutie here! As I stated I'm here with another chap of Amy Pom Gets Wi-Fi! Idk why im so excited for this story (maybe cause its my first?) Idk! But anyways we left off wit da mystery person…. Or animal…. Just read da story X3
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SONIC AND CO. Dey belong to da one and only SEGA! (srr but i feel obligated to speak like dis due to da fact dis is a Pom Pom parody… so Chu will be hearing alot of dis….)
Normal P.O.V.
"Amy Pom!" barked Shiba Sonic.
"Poopy head" stated Amy flatly.
"I'm glad you didn't get hurt in the fire!"
"Do you know where we are…"
"I was waiting outside your room when—"
"uH eXCUSE U?" Amy cut-ed off
"I AM hurt….in da KOKORO!"
"huh?" Sonic asked confused.
"Now help me look for wi-fi!"
"What? But…." Shiba Sonic was even more confused now. His blue ears perked up in a perplexed position, trying to understand what the pink Pom Pom was talking about.
"Isnt it more important that we figure out how to get home first…"
"We can worry about the wi-fi later." Stated the shiba firmly.
"What the fuk did u just fukkin say 2 me u lil bitch…. Ur fukkin ded kiddo…"
All of a sudden Pom got into a fighting stance, along with a very confused shiba, who suddenly had a health bar underneath him. He faced Amy Pom trying to understand what was going on.
"W-Whats this…?"
"Pom, your kind of scaring me…" Sonic said trembling a little.
Amy Pom smirked evilly, and purred in ease…
"Yo mama so fat…even Dora couldnt explore her." Joked Amy Pom
"Stop you're hurting me…" Sonic quivered a little as he saw the small health bar that suddenly appeared under his paws decrease,and feeling a slight pain sting through his doge body.
"Ur so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye 2 u" Pom taunted.
Sonic started trembling immensely, shaking vigorously loosing his health rapidly due to Amy Pom's very insulting disses.
Five disses later and the por shiba fell to the ground in utter shame, while the small doge fist pumped in victory!
"Ok shiba from now on ur my manservant" Amy stated blankly, Her pink tounge stuck out. (as usual)
"Also I've changed ur name 2 'Sebastian'"
"Why the hell am I 'Sebastian'?!"
Shibe has joined the party
"Why do you have a laptop with you. Anyways?" asked Sonic out of the blue.
"I am a lap-dog after all" Amy Pom replied.
"I'm pretty sure that's not what the term means" Shiba Sonic sweatdropped.
The Two doges started walking off, continuing the cloud path until they were surrounded by a couple of sakura trees, until they came upon a some-what rainbow bridge, which looked stable to cross…(in Pom's eyes)
After crossing the small bridge, Sonic and Amy Pom set their paws on the soft Green grass when they spotted a small papi dog with baby blue fur with blue eyes. The Little fellow also had a big red bow tied to his neck, and the ends of his ears, paws, backside, and tail were a faded shade of bright yellow.
"Chao Chao! Hi Hi Hi!" Stated the small doge.
"Welcome to doggy heaven! Chao Chao!" He cheered, barking happily!
Shiba Sonic smiled wide and perked his ears, gratefully that he now knew where Pom and he were. "Thanks…" He started, until the words 'doggy' and 'heaven' sunk into his brain.
"…Wait, what?" Sonic made a frown, and his blue fur seemed to pale a little.
Sonic's face turned into complete shock and fear.
"D-d-d-doggy heaven!?" He screamed
"Then that means….." He couldn't even force the words out, it was just too unreal to the shiba, but he didn't have to since the little blue and yellow doge chirped up.
"Yup you got it!" he sang. "Your dead!"
"Aaaaugghhh!" Shiba Sonic screamed loudly, howling loudly.
"If this is heaven then where da wi-fi?" Pom asked.
"In heaven shouldnt there b ultra hi speed wi-fi everywhere?"
The small doge tilted his head to the side, confused.
"Wi-fi? Whats that?" He asked curious.
Pom stood there, just awe-struck.
"omfg" she muttered.
"Is that a new technology?" The small doge chirped.
"I've been up here in heaven now for a while now, so if that's the case then I wouldn't know anything about it!" He stated.
"Sorry…"
"U better b sorry" Amy Pom said threateningly, sending death glares at the bewildered doge.
"Dont feel too bad! It's not exactly common knowledge for a dog to have." Sonic said.
The doge party left the waggy-tailed papi and walked away, crossing another bridge, standing on another cloud(a bit smaller)surrounded by tow buildings: A pink house with small yellow Windows, and a blue house with an L shaped construction.
The pink Pom Pom looked at he blue house, and started walking(on to paws)to the blue home, along with the blue shiba behind her tail. Pom entered the house and saw a big purple dog, with a white muzzle, and short cringed ears.
"Uh, excuse me sir!" started Sonic.
"Would you happen to know where we can find wi-fi?"
The Sharpel slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the two doges sharply.
"Why Phi…What the heck are you talking about?" he asked.
Amy Pom had a blank face, and she stared into the distance.
"Nevermind then…" Shiba Sonic stated apogically, at the old dog.
The pink Pom decided she would search upstairs, the blue shiba following her very moves. Once reached at the top, the tow doges spotted a pile of trash, and a small yellow york, with white patches of fur on his back, ears, and paws. The Little Yorkie looked kinda strange with his two twin tails. But his baby blue eyes were heart-warming, and gente. The Pom and Shiba walked towards the york, and the Shiba began to speak.
"Hi, do you know where we can find wi-fi?"
"Wi-fi? That sounds pretty familiar…" the york stated with his high-pitched voice squeaking a little.
"I think the café has it. If you keep heading east, you'll see it for sure!" He piped.
"ARIGATOU YOUNG DOGE!"
"I owe u my life!"
"I love y!"
"ugioh!" Amy Pom shouted, with much gratitude in her cuss-dictionary voice.
Amy Pom and Shiba Sonic headed down the stairs and exited the blue house. Pom was about to rush over to east, where the suppose café was, but Sonic convinced her to check out the other house: The pink one, To see if there are any other places where there can be wi-fi since the small york was unsure whether there is internet at the café or not. So the doge listened, allowing a couple of curse words escape her mouth, heading to the pink frilly house, continuing the ongoing adventure to get wi-fi!
Ahhh! I'm finally done! This took me awhile to write!I tried making this chap a little longer, and I hope it was! ;p Now somebody special will be coming in the next chap! And if it's not the next chap, then probably the chap after the chap! Confusing Ik but its true! I'm very complexed when it comes to placing my characters in diff chaps, its hard to place em in da right spots…(qua-nipple dot) Anyways, I might upload the chap tonight super late or tomorrow, my guess is probably tomorrow! Wow, I say probably a lot :/ Anyways see y'all later! CaramelCutie Out! 3