Batsanity Chapter 2

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J'onn had his eyes closed. He didn't want to look at the horrors he was almost sure to find. He cracked open an eyelid and looked around to see a butterfly. He screamed in horror, butterflies were his second worst fear. He had never told anyone because they would judge him. They bore an eerie resemblance to the marsh wraiths back on his planet. Marsh wraiths would change in size from small to large. In their small form, they weren't so bad. But when they were large the were hideous and disgusting, and man-eating. J'onn still didn't trust the butterflies on Earth, they could be biding their time to transform and take over the world. He ran as fast as he could to a bright pink spot he saw at the corner of his eye.

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"I hope he is ok. Did you hear his scream? He must have seen something terrible and disgusting and fearsome to make him scream like that. Who knows what is in Batman's mind," Superman said. Everyone in the room shuddered at the thought of what was in the Batman's mind. Flash paled at the thought. Bunnyman was passed out in the corner of the room.

"Wait... How did he get the bunnysuit back on?" Wonderwoman said. Everyone turned their attention to the abovementioned Bunnyman who was indeed back in his costume. Everyone slowly took a step back from the unconscious figure.

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Aside from the occasional butterfly J'onn was having a great time. Batman's mind wasn't so scary. It was actually kinda fun. But he had a mission to complete. He heard thunder from far off and decided that that was defiantly the best place to start looking for the old Batman. He sighed as he walked to the area where he heard the thunder. After a while of walking and 2 butterflies later, he came to what looked like an abandoned shack. He shuddered as he slowly made his way in. Suddenly he turned to see many of Batman's memories flashing on the wall.

"This is really Batman," J'onn said in a worried tone. "So what happened to him." He looked through his recent memories to see that in the last week he had unplugged 7 toilets, made 13 sandwiches for random members, polished 5 helmets, washed 32 different suits then ironed and folder said suits. And the last toilet he unclogged was a big one, maybe he should lay off the taco bell. Taco Bell doesn't seem to mix with aliens very well. Then he saw the most recent memories of Bunnyman. 'So what happened between Batman and Bunnyman...'