Drabble

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(Kisame…..)

Yeah

Dear Diary,

I never knew you could be so pale you were blue. But, he wasn't pale this man was a shark, and he was too tall! Itachi looks pathetic standing next to him I can't help but giggle but then I get a death glare from Itachi.

I asked him a lot of questions when I was cooking and he was constantly asking if he could have a snack. I always replied with a no.

"Why do you have hair? You are a shark, since when did sharks have hair?" I asked him. He twitched I couldn't help but laugh a little (in secret though I am a ninja and I do not want to get killed!)

"…" He replied.

"If you are a shark you don't eat vegetables right?" I asked. He shook his head Kisame was tapping his finger against the desk probably trying to ignore me. But I was just getting started.

"Why do you carry a giant Popsicle around?" I asked Itachi was passing in the hallway and bursted out laughing, I was giggling. Kisame left the room it served him right for trying to snack before dinner.

"You're weapon isn't very threatening Kisame you better get a different one before children come running after you thinking you're the ice cream ma-… Shark." Itachi said walking away. Kisame turned red in anger (If its possible I mean he is blue so he would be purple wouldn't he? Ah…).

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I really did wonder a lot of things about Kisame. Did he have a fin on his back? Did anyone mistake him for a dolphin? I should ask him some of those questions.

"Kisame-san." I said during the middle of our dinner with the rest of the Akatsuki.

"Do you have a fin?" I asked.

"Maybe." He replied eating some more of his food.

"You're not a Shark if you don't have a fin Kisame." Deidara said laughing. Apparently Kisame didn't want to tell or show his fin, because it was only five centimeters big, he was very insecure because of it.

"Yes I have one." Kisame said.

"Oh really." The leader said getting interested in the conversation.

" Yes… Really." Kisame said bluntly.

"Hmm.. How big?" Sasori asked.

"Big enough." Kisame replied.

"Oh show us!" Zetsu said with a smile.

"No.." Kisame said.

"Have you ever been called a dolphin?" I asked, Deidara, Zetsu, and Itachi just snorted trying to hold in their laughter. Kisame looked over at me; apparently I had a knack for getting people embarrassed or just saying the wrong things at the wrong time.

"No.." He replied then continued eating his food.

I had to see if this worked.

I quickly pulled out a piece of meat and waved my hand in a funny way, Kisame did a back flip and caught the meat in his mouth. "Are you sure you're not a Dolphin?" I asked him the giggled everyone else was hysterical. It isn't like me to tease other people, but he was just funny to see go red because its more like purple.

"…" Kisame left with his meat still in his mouth.

"Maybe I shouldn't have said anything…" I mumbled to myself no one heard me.