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Carlisle was just as supportive as I had predicted, he was happy that Bella and I were finally discovering different aspects of our relationship. And there was plenty more to come. Whilst I replayed my afternoon with Bella in my head to try and block out the mockery of my siblings I was brought out of my daydream by Alice announcing that Charlie was 30 seconds away. I could hear his heart still pounding rapidly in his chest. Great, so he hasn't calmed down at all.
The pounding at the door started and I went to let Charlie in. I remembered Bella's advice and tried to put on my best terrified expression. He burst past me and stormed into the house. His thoughts were a little less clouded now and I could make out some of his charming musings.
"dirty little...motherfucker...why if I...what else has he made my little girl do...I knew he was trouble..."
"Charlie it's good to see you, although I am sorry it has to be in these circumstances" Carlisle was calm and charming as always although mentally he was doing his own Carlisle happy dance. I struggled to hide the grin that was forming on what was supposed to be my 'terrified' face.
"I am assuming that Edward has informed you of this afternoons...incident."? Charlie was still looking directly at me with daggers in his eyes. I was momentarily grateful of his over protectiveness of Bella. Should anything happen to me, Charlie certainly would keep her safe.
Carlisle nodded and went to speak but was quickly cut off by Charlie. "Now I just want to make a few things clear and then I plan on forgetting any of this ever happened". We waited in silence while Charlie prepared his speech.
"First things first, Carlisle, I expect that Edward will be punished for this behaviour". Carlisle nodded. "Edward and I have discussed his actions and he understands that it was inappropriate and I assure you that it will not happen again". Charlie seemed unsatisfied but continued with his rant. "Edward, you are no longer allowed to be in my house whilst I am not home, this includes your so called 'homework' time after school. Do you understand"? Mentally Charlie was imagining all sorts of scenarios which mainly consisted of me manipulating Bella into giving me pleasure. I nodded not wanting to make the situation worse. "You will not touch my daughter, or have her touch you like that again until you are... married". He said the word like it was acid on his tongue. "Finally Edward, if I ever see your dick again, I will cut it off. Are we clear"? I nodded again, unable to speak fearing the hysterical laughter occurring in my head would escape. Unfortunately Emmett didn't seem to have the same control I did. His monstrous laugh practically vibrated the walls of the house and Charlie shot him a look that would probably have crippled a human boy. Emmett reined himself in thankfully and Charlie stormed out after bidding farewell to Carlisle.
As soon as Charlie had left the house my family erupted fits of laughter. While they were supportive, they certainly saw plenty of humour in my little situation. "Edward...I can't..believe...you...got..caught! You...are...the...worst fucking...vampire in...history!" Jasper said in-between his hysterical laughter. Alice's thoughts were of pride, she was proud of Bella. I suppose that was sweet, in a sick kind of way.
"Dude that shit is hilarious, things are so exciting here since Bella showed up...huh cut your dick off. That's gold!" Emmett was like a kid at Christmas jumping up and down on the spot lightly clapping his hands together. I rolled my eyes and headed for my room ignoring the other remarks from the rest of my family. Whilst they were happy for me I was not ready to give the play by play Jasper and Emmett wanted nor was I prepared to face Alice. Alice had been subject to many visions of mine and Bella's future since out little afternoon of fun. She had been bombarded with visions of me taking Bella on the hood of my car, Bella giving me another blowjob in my car before school, her wanking me under our biology desk during class, me fucking her hard on Charlie's bed...wait... "Alice how did you... that was just a passing thought, I hadn't committed to anything". "It was more than a passing fucking thought Edward. Don't even think about it. That is seriously fucked up"!
"Edward" Carlisle called. "Alice informed me of a vision she had which involved you and Bella...er...in the janitor's closet at school. I just want to say right now that if you get that desperate just say the word and we will clear the house out. I am not dealing with Charlie if you two get caught fornicating on school property!" "you're lucky I didn't mention my other visions Edward". Alice chastised me mentally.
"Ok Carlisle, and thanks". I cringed. That's fucking embarrassing. Thanks a lot Alice. Although having Bella in my room, in my bed, in my shower, on my piano... Calm down dickhead! Alice glared at me as she suffered through yet another vision.
I continued to head up the stairs and motioned for Emmett to join me. He stared at me blankly. Moron. "Emmett, my room, now!" He giggled. That's right he fucking giggled. Emmett was seriously excited about my and Bella's...um... exploration. Although some of the thoughts fluttering through that oversized head of his were making my skin crawl. "Emmett, control your thoughts or I will rip your dick off and shove it in your own mouth", Emmett smiled and mentally challenged me to try. I needed to pull out the big guns. I grinned at him "fine, control your thoughts or I will tell Rosalie". Emmett's shit eating grin was instantly wiped off his face. Rose was an absolute ball buster and unfortunately for Emmett he had been on the receiving end of Rose's wrath enough to know that he didn't want to go there again. His thoughts cleaned up. Thank fuck for that!
"Now I want your advice on something and if you make a single joke, innuendo or inappropriate comment I will end you".
Emmett's shit eating grin was back "Sure little Bro, what can I do you for?"
Fuck! This is so fucking embarrassing!
"I ahh... I kinda.. Um, I told Bella I would...return the favour...umm...You know I haven't...I mean I know where everything is...But...What do I..." Thankfully Emmett seemed to understand what I was saying and saved me from drowning in my own words.
"Your asking me for sex advice! Fuck yeah Bro it's about time! I have exactly what you need. Lesson one. Porn, porn and more porn".
"Emmett seriously, porn? I have seen plenty of porn, fuck you practically have Good Will Humping on a mental loop all fucking day"!
"Yeah but have you ever watched it, like really watched it. You might learn something." I sighed and resigned to the fact that this was going to be how I would get my education. Emmett sprinted out of the room and was back a second later with a bathtub sized chest which not to my surprise contained an impressive collection of porno's.
I hesitantly dipped my hand in the 'tub of knowledge' as Emmett was now mentally dubbing it and sifted through some of the titles cringing inwardly. Rosalie burst through the door and smacked Emmett and I on the back of our heads. Fuck that hurt. "You stupid motherfucker don't listen to a damn word he says. Emmett take your tub of skanks out of here and don't think we won't be talking about this collection later!" I felt a little bad for Emmett. Rose's thoughts were not kind. He was going to be in physical pain later, and not the kind he likes. Emmett left the room with his educational material and Rose turned to me, her thoughts were kind but her face terrified me. This was going to be seriously fucking embarrassing.
"Edward, you know I am not a big fan of the whole you dating a human thing...but I'm glad your finally getting some. Emo-ward was really starting to get on my nerves". Rose grinned.
"Don't listen to a word Emmett tells you, I mean, he knows what he is doing, damn does he know what he is doing, but Bella is not the umm...porn sex type of girl." How the fuck does she know? Bella could be the 'porn sex' type of girl. Hell this afternoon she was practically my own little fucking porn star... the way that beautiful mouth was moving up and down my cock, taking it all in. Fuck. I reined my thoughts in. It would be really fucking inappropriate to get a hard on with Rose sitting next to me on my bed. Although I am sure the vain princess would assume it was about her and become – if possible – more up herself than she already is.
I sat in silence. Too embarrassed to speak, but desperate for whatever advice Rose could give me. My Bella will be satisfied. I want to blow her fucking mind.
"Okay Edward, the best advice I can give you is to go slow, know Bella's body. Judge her reactions. If your...down there... and she is pushing into you – that's a good sign. It means she wants more. If she is pulling back, stop and try something different. Go slow at first and gentle. The as she starts to relax and react, pick up the pace, the pressure. Keep things slick. Lots of saliva. And fucking enjoy it!"
I could see in her thoughts that she was preparing to go into a detailed description of female genitalia but given that I hold two medical degrees I decided to stop her there. "Thank you Rose, I think that should do it. Umm. I appreciate your help".
"Can't have my darling brother being a dud in the bedroom now can we"? I was suddenly terrified. What if I was terrible, what if Bella is left unsatisfied? The blowjob she gave me this afternoon was the most mind blowingly amazing experience of my life. What if I can't bring her the same pleasure? Come on Edward, don't psych yourself out. Go get her! Lick that pussy!
Once Rose had left and I had showered – not because I was dirty – vampire remember- we don't sweat or anything – but I er... had to... relieve some pressure. It had been a very sexually charged afternoon and I wanted to be in control tonight. Poor Jasper though, I was going to have to do some serious apologising. He was practically climbing the walls with all the sexual energy that was coming off me.
I looked at my clock, 10.40. Charlie would be asleep by now. I headed out my window not wanting to face my family and their umm - well wishings- right now. I was nervous enough as it was. Taking an unnecessary breath I started to run. I would be in Bella's arms in less than 2 minutes. I was fucking terrified.