EPISODE TWO!- YOU'RE SO STUPID!
The three idiots went down to the docks in an attempt to steal a ship since Sparko's kinda sunk. There were three boats in front of them. One was big, one was medium sized and one was small. "Which one do we take?" asked Will. "I say the more wood the better! I want the big one!" said Combustabeth. "Well a smaller one would be easier to steal…." started Sparko. "I WANT THE BIG ONE!!!!" screamed Combustabeth. "Alright! Alright! Keep your panties on! Actually scratch that last part!" said Sparko. "YOU JERK!!!!" screamed Will smacking Sparko. "YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE!! WHY CAN'T YOU CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELING!?" screamed Will almost crying. "Oh…Will…" said Combustabeth, seduced. "Combustabeth…My heart burns in the fire of passion for you…Why, I'd give up pyroism in and of itself just to see you." said Will. "Will..." said Combustabeth. "Combustabeth..." said Will. "ALRIGHT YOU TWO! SAVE IT FOR THE CHICK FLICK!" yelled Sparko breaking it up. They proceeded to the largest ship. Combustabeth burned the rope that tied the ship to the dock. She stood on the edge of the boat and danced around saying. "I AM YOUR ETERNAL MASTER!!! WIFE OF SATAN!!! DAUGHTER OF LORD BEELZEBUB!!! QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS HELL OR HELLISH!!! BOW TO ME AND MY GLORY!!" This outburst got the attention of the only passenger aboard the ship who was sleeping below deck. Who was this unknown person? His name was Jack Awesome. And he was on a mission just as great and important as The Pyro Trio. Jack opened his eyes. He heard a woman screaming evilly above deck. "It sounds just like HER…" he said worriedly. He sprang from his hammock and got the nearest blunt object he could find which was a spaghetti pot. He crept up the stairs to the deck. He was surprised to find that the ship was movie out to sea. He creaked the door that led to the deck open just enough to take a peak at what was happening outside. He saw a two men and one woman. All three looked insane. He took a good look at the woman. Jack sighed in relief. It was not HER but she still was to be avoided as much as possible. Jack contemplated his options. What should he do about these intruders? Kill them? Take them prisoner? Use them to his advantage? Reason with them? In the end, he decided to surprise attack them. He burst the door open. "HA! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE ON MY SHIP!?" he said to them. "Your ship? This is our ship!" yelled Combustabeth "No it's not! I was here first!" yelled Jack back at her. "We rightfully stole it! It's ours!" said Combustabeth. "How do you 'rightfully steal' something?" said Jack confused. "What's your business with this ship boy?" asked Sparko. "If you must know, I'm on a quest of REVENGE!" said Jack taking a heroic stance at the end of his sentence. "Revenge against what?" asked Will. "The most vile and evil creature in the world! Rose DimWitt Bukater!" Jack said still in his heroic stance. "What did this 'Rose DimWitt Bukater' ever do to you?" asked Combustabeth. She didn't trust the boy one bit. "I'm glad you asked." Jack said. He stood on the table and told his tale.
"About eight years ago, I was Rose's next door neighbor. Our families were really good friends. So when they heard that there was a serial killer on the loose in our home town, our families pulled money together to pay for all of us moving down here to the Caribbean. While on the ship a vicious storm befell us. Our families had disappeared. I got Rose in the life boat. Apparently, she misconstrued as a gesture of love, I just didn't wanna be in the same boat as her. I watched her go as the boat got lowered to make sure she was gone before I went to find a different boat. But before she made it down, she jumped out of the boat and back onto the ship. She crawled up the side of the wooden ship with those claws she calls nails. I tried to run from her but she was to fast she caught up to me and hugged me. 'YOU'RE SO STUPID ROSE! YOU'RE SO STUPID!' I didn't mean that like I loved her! I REALLY meant that she was stupid! I grabbed her head in an attempt to give her 'shaken stupid girl syndrome' but I could not fill out my attempt. There was much havoc mind you, so someone bumped into me from behind, pushing me into a forced lip-lock with Rose. Everyone thought it was true love! IT WAS TRUE HATE! She's all 'I'll never let go Jack…' and I was all, 'Please let go!' then she said 'you jump I jump right?' then I said 'You're hugging me to tight!' but in her mind she heard 'right' instead of 'tight'. So I ended up fighting her for a floatation device after the boat sank. I almost drowned but I managed to row my way to shore after three days. I ALMOST DIED CAUSE OF HER! IF SHE WOULD'VE STAYED IN THE STUPID BOAT I WOULD STILL HAVE FEELING IN MY RIGHT ARM!" Jack retold. "I have a proposition for you Jack." Said Sparko. "If you help us take back the Ash Black Pearl, we'll help you get back at Rose." Proposed Sparko. Jack pondered it for a moment then stated, "I'm in." "Excellent! Now let's all be merry crazies!" said Sparko. And that's how the quartet was born.
THUS ENDS EPISODE TWO!