Quick authors note: I realise I wrote 10 ways to kill Peach in the last chapter. My mistake I didn't mean to do that. If you have any ideas how Peach can die please put them in a review and I may put them on.
Chapter 2
6) Death by lactose intolerance
Peach is lactose intolerant. She drinks milk. She coughs up blood. Peach dies.
7) Death by Chuck Norris
Peach is walking along minding her own business then suddenly she sees Chuck Norris with a handgun. He shoots her in the head. Brains go everywhere. Peach is dead.
8) Death by lecture
Peach is asked by her friend to go to a lecture. She goes to it and it lasts for a long time. They don't give out food or drink. Peach dies by dehydration. Peach is dead.
9) Death by Aids
After a wild night of sex with Mario she finds out Mario has given her Aids. After a while. Peach dies.
10) Death by Goomba
Peach is walking along then she sees…Me and I kill her because she is a rubbish character. Peach is dead.