Yeah, we're back again, with another chapter. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! … All right, I'm not doing another big intro, so here's the second chapter (part?) of THE WORLD AT ITS RANDOMNEST!! Enjoy, or else (jk).
Warning: Same as the first chapter.
Part Two: Enter… the Matrix?
By: Asura Mori, Glitch, and RaithRune
Kyrie logs into the game for the first time as an Adept Rogue. His clothes are mostly black and his symbols are a silvery purple. His eyes are the same shade of lilac as his symbols and his hair is raven-colored and long.
Kyrie: looks around and sees one of the many players hopping around on one leg That seems….familiar…..
Myick: OMG!! MY LEG!!
Kyrie: Yep…definitely familiar… sweat drop Yeah… I'm just gonna walk away now and--
Myick: OMG!! hops over and tackles Kyrie It's you!!
Kyrie: FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE!! GET OFF ME!! shoves Myick away
Myick: YAY!! Adept Rogue. And a low level one at that. to himself Prime PK target. back to Kyrie I shall protect you. whispers to self And then kill you.
Kyrie: (Does this guy have split personalities?) blinks and backs away from Myick Uh, that's okay. I can take care of myself…
Myick: attaches himself to Kyrie's hip No you can't. The PK's. They're everywhere!!
Kyrie: Um, yeah…. I'll just go party up with a bunch of low level characters and go to a low level place… (Besides, you scare me more than any PK…)
Myick: Honoes!! It's Bordeaux…. RUN!! She hates me! To an area! starts to drag Kyrie over to the Chaos Gate
Kyrie: stops Who? (There is no way in hell I'm going to an area with this freak… well, not until I can at least defend myself against him…)
Myick: She's like lvl 60. Do you wanna deal with her or me?
Kyrie: Neither of you. Oh, and she's actually in the 90s.
Myick: Holy crap!! Run faster now!! picks Kyrie up and runs faster
Kyrie: PUT ME DOWN!! RAPE!! RAPE!! nobody looks and he sighs Fine… FIRE!! FIRE!! everybody looks
Random Character 1 (further known as R.C.): Stupid… you can't have fire in a computer game.
R.C. 2: Besides, you can't cast spells in towns. Pfft!!
Kyrie: GAWD DAMMIT!! DOES NOBODY CARE THAT I'M GETTING KIDNAPPED HERE?! WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?!
R.C. 1: An RPG.
Kyrie: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! tears in his eyes WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO SAVE ME BEFORE I GET VIRTUALLY RAPED?!
R.C. 2: blinks and looks at R.C. 1 Is that even POSSBILE?
R.C. 1: What, him getting raped or us saving him?
Kyrie: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! starts hitting Myick Let me go, pervert!! LET ME GO!! sobs
Myick: drops him Ok then. Have fun dying. runs off
Kyrie: blinks and watches Myick's retreating figure Well, THAT was random. gets up, dusting off his pants Time to go and level up!
Negimaru: Look boss! A noob! Let's get 'im.
Grein: …
Bordeaux: Yes, let's.
Kyrie: 0o Oh…. Damn… runs for his very short life to an area Delta: Burning Defiled Embrace's.
Bordeaux: Give chase!!
Grein: …
Kyrie: WHY ME?! runs until he has nowhere else to run Oh, goodbye cruel world. Sister, tell mother I love her… closes eyes as he waits to be PKed
Mysterious Voice: OrAni Zot… a pit of darkness opens up and spider legs emerge, grabbing for anything that they can find C'mon! We gotta get outta here!
A boy in black robes and a dark red silk hat drops from the tree tops holding a long golden staff with black markings and a large opal stone in the center. Bright white feathers protrude from the back of it.
Mysterious Boy: lands on the ground and grabs Kyrie's arm Let's go! If you don't wanna die, come with me!
FREEZE
Myick: What the… Didn't I just offer this like 5 minutes ago? This is some bull…
UNFREEZE
Kyrie: without hesitation Okay! (This guy doesn't seem like he'll kill me… unlike a certain Flick Reaper earlier…)
FREEZES AGAIN
Kyrie: Yeah, Myick KINDA offered me this same thing earlier, but seriously… would YOU go with a guy who talked to himself and tried to get you to go into an area ALONE with him, possibly to rape and/or kill you? waits for a few seconds Yeah, that's what I though. (And to those of you who said yes… what the hell is wrong with you?
UNFREEZES YET AGAIN
Myick: I'm coming to save you!! … … … slow realization Dang… fight's over.
Kyrie: Yeah… you're a little late… Wait… OMG!! YOU?!
Mysterious Boy: stands in between Myick and Kyrie and holds his pointy end of his staff against Myick's neck Oh no… not you again… get outta here before I PKK you…
Myick: pulls out scythe and wraps it around M.B.'s neck You put your staff away before I chop off your head.
Kyrie: I feel like I'm stuck in some kind of love triangle… OKAY!! pulls out his twin blades and puts them to his own throat Both of you put your weapons down or I'll PK myself!!
Mysterious Boy: his gaze shifts from Kyrie to and Myick, then he sighs and lowers his staff from Myick's neck Fine… looks at Myick Truce? holds his hand out
Myick: turns away from him and starts muttering to himself PK or not to PK, that is the question.
Kyrie: (He's… talking to himself… AGAIN…)
Mysterious Boy: My name's Rayne btw… looks over at Myick We've already been acquainted… ugh… I'll NEVER look at coconuts, pinecones, and Hamtaro the same way EVER again… looks at Kyrie I don't think we've met before however… what's your name?
Kyrie: pondering on whether or not to take off Eh? Oh, I'm Kyrie. Btw… how do you know THAT THING over there? points at Myick
Rayne: I plvl'd him when he first started out… and then he stalked me… till I ditched 'im in a random area.
Kryie: just a little concerned about Myick, who is muttering to himself I really don't blame you, for ditching him I mean. He's creepy.
Rayne: Yea, I know right? XD
Myick: turns around Ok, I've decided that I will travel with you guys.
Kyrie: …… Nani? pales considerably
Rayne: … meh…
Myick: ……… What?
Kyrie: ……… runs
Rayne: … poof. throws down a smoke bomb and disappears
Myick: YOU BIG MEANIES!! pouts and logs out
To be continued…
Asura (Kyrie): Yeah…. We have no life… we realize this… But read and review anyway? Please?
Glitch (Myick): I'm still ticked about the whole smoke bomb thing… I still can't see… But I like feeling my way around…. (chuckle) RaithRune.
RaithRune (Rayne): …. oO…. someone… please… save me…. looks at Glitch… its scawwy here…… SAVE ME!! D:
Asura: Oh… it's a little late for that.