A/N whenever you read "I" in this story, it's usually Pence speaking since he's writing it all down. But in bolds like this, it's me, Arianna. ;D

Anywho, onto Larxene singing! From here on out you'll notice that the chapters are pretty short. But that's becuase i'm doing one singer at a time. Sometimes i may have two singers in one chapter, but i'll update more often if i only have to write tiny chapters. 8D

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A crowd cheering is heard again, even though there is no audience. Roxas takes a swig from a can of XIII-SQuash, licking the sweetness off his lips before continuing: "First up to sing tonight is lovely Number XII, Larxene."

Larxene came out from backstage, her heels clicking on the stage's polished surface. She smiled, but it looked snobbishly overconfident. The female Organization member went to the microphone, her green eyes shining while she said, "I'll be singing 'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani."

Roxas looked worriedly at the camera. He whispered, "I will encourage the audiences at home to please plug your ears … I overhear her singing in the shower sometimes, and –"

But then Larxene's high-pitched nasal voice filled the room:

"Uh huh, this my shit
All the girl stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just going to happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback girl
I ain't no Hollaback girl
Ooooh ooooh, this my shit, this my shit
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it

People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm really to attack, going to lead the pack
Going to get a touchdown, going to take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just going to happen like that

Cause I ain't no Hollaback girl
I ain't no Hollaback girl
Ooooh ooooh this is shit, this my shit
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers

No principals, no student teachers
All the boys want to be the winner

But there can only be one
So I'm going to fight

Going to give it my all

Going to make you fall
Going to sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing
Another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just going to happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback girl
I ain't no Hollaback girl
Ooooh ooooh, this my shit, this my shit
Let me hear you say:

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just going to happen like that.
Cause I ain't no Hollaback girl
I ain't no Hollaback girl

Ooooh ooooh, this my shit, this my shit!" she finished, and took a small bow.

Hayner reluctantly turned on the applause button, his ears ringing. Roxas went over to the judges, his pinky in his ear, rubbing the inside so that it would stop ringing. "Oh my," he said, standing in front of the table, "I don't know about you, but that performance just about blew me away."

Olette giggled behind the camera. Hayner pushed a button that made the sound of an audience laughing.

Larxene looked puzzled, which Ibet is because she thought Roxas's 'blown away' comment was a compliment. Poor Larxene. Anyway, it was now the judges turn to ... well … judge.

Demyx smiled happily, speaking into his microphone: "That's sounded funny, Larxy! I like how high it was. It made the song sound different in a goodly funny way!"

Xigbar winced, not wanting to invoke Larxene's wrath with a comment, but he swallowed and said into the mic, "Dude, Larxene, … that was very … cool. Seriously. It just needs a little tweaking, is all."

Larxene frowned. "You trying to make fun of me?"

"As if! I'm being completely serious, really."

Larxene frowned at Xigbar and turned to Xemnas, who was the next to judge. Xemnas sat there, utterly silent, sipping his XIII-SQuash. Finally he looked up and leaned forward into the mic saying, "I never thought it was possible for my ears to bleed, but I guess it is. Congratulations, Number XII, you've succeeded in being a horrible singer."

Demyx frowned and looked down the table at Xemnas. "But Superior, it was funny! Isn't it good that it was funny? Funny singing should make her a good singer, right?"

Xemnas shook his head. "And it's that kind of logic, Number IX, that has me wondering whether or not to keep you in the Organization."

Demyx turned away and pouted, saying to Roxas: "Roxy, shouldn't we go to commercial now?"

Roxas cleared his throat and said, "It's up to you, voters! Whether you're reading or watching on the Internet, please comment and/or rate Larxene to see if she should stay on! In the meantime, enjoy a Coke – I mean XIII SQuash advertisement," and winked.