Santana, Quinn, Kurt, and Tina all get together to help their two friends get back together. Will they succeed?
"You need to tell us your plan" Kurt said rushing to keep up with Santana.
"all in due time" Santana smirked walking to the choir room.
"And, why should we trust you?" Quinn asked.
"Because, frankly, I'm all you got. I'm the brains of this operation. Tina, Do you have something to add as well?" Santana turned to her friend, quite exasperated.
"no. I'm just as curious as they are" She said softly.
"Abbey Chase, Jubilee…" Santana looked at Quinn and Tina.
Kurt's face lit up "Can I be supergirl?"
"of course, supergirl" Santana smiled at Kurt.
"I have no idea who Abbey Chase is but I hear she kicks ass!" Quinn said, her eyes glistening.
Santana smiled "now, I'm going to need a few things" She looked at her team "This is when we all huddle and look suspicious. You guys have never schemed before?"
"I planned my dad's 45th birthday once" Tina said trying to fit in
"Well, believe it or not, I'm going to need your skills for the plan. Que, what about you, aren't you the schemer of all schemes?" Santana asked.
Quinn was taken aback by Santana's remark "Well, that was the old me…"
"Evil is always in us" Santana said followed by a chuckle. "trust me."
"What about you Super Girl?"
Kurt smiled "I can get used to that. Well, nothing big. I'm not much of a schemer" He confessed.
"well, then this is going to be a lot harder than I thought" Santana said tapping her chin with her finger. "okay, huddle"
The group of friends huddled outside of the choir room and looked around for any eavesdroppers.
"I'm going to need to enlist the help ofBerry" Santana told her friends.
"No!" Tina responded immedietly. " No, no no no. She'll ruin everything!"
"okay hold up, Jubilee. You forget who's the captain of this ship. I wont let her ruin anything. Got it?"
"but why do we need her help?" Quinn asked.
"It's all part of the master plan"
"Quinn, we're going to need your golf course, AKA your backyard" Santana said looking at Quinn.
Quinn rolled her eyes. "Got it. Should I even dare ask why?"
"No worries, just make it available for tonight. Supergirl? I'm going to need you to distract Sam tonight and figure out a way to bring him to Abbey Chase's house. Jubilee, you and I are in charge of 'Cede. Keep your phones on. I'll text you the plan in class. I have my own set of plans for today's glee club meeting" Santana smirked.
"Nemesis? Do share!" Quinn asked
" A true genius doesn't talk about things, they do them. Fantastic Cuatro? Are you ready for genius in action?" Santana aksed.
"This is the highlight of my day!" Kurt said.
They all followed their leader into the classroom. Mercedes was already sitting as far away from Sam as possible. She kept sneaking glances over to him when he wasn't looking. Sam was too busy playing with the chords from his hoodie. After dating Sam, Santana knew this was his way of masking his anxiety. She also knew he depressed because he didn't drink the chocolate milk at lunch. Sam never missed chocolate milk Fridays. She looked over to Mercedes who was a brown top and black pants. Now, you might think this wasn't a problem but Santana knew better. When discussing Troubletone outfits inShelby's class, Sugar had brought up the possibility of brown dresses with black tights. Mercedes almost had a heart attack. "Brown and black are a huge no no"
Santana knew things weren't right between her two friends. She was definitely the right person to lead the troop.
Her group of heroes sat at their chairs and Santana walked over to Sam. She smacked his head.
"Ow! Santana! What the hell?" Sam said rubbing the side of his head.
"Comb your hair, you look worse than Rachel on a good day!" Rachel eyed Santana but was too busy with Finn to retort. Santana went into her bookbag and took out a carton of chocolate milk.
"Here. don't ever say I never did anything for you" Santana smiled at her friend.
"I don't want it" Sam said looking away.
Santana leaned it.
"Listen guppy lips, I honestly have had it up to here with your whiny attitude. You're going to drink it and you're going to like it because personally, I refuse to drag you to doctor because you have calcium deficiency or whatever."
Sam looked up to her, clenching his jaw as her Fantastic Cuatro giggled. "DRINK IT!" She shoved the carton on his lap. "LIKE IT!"
She blew him a kiss and walked away.
Sam shot her a lop sided smiled, opened the carton and started to drink. All this time Mercedes was looking over to him smiling.
"your teenage girl is showing" Santana whispered to her.
Mercedes snapped out of her trance and looked over to Santana who had taken the seat next to her "what?"
"I think you've been staring long enough to drill a hole in his head. Why don't you go talk to him?" Santana said holding her friend's hand.
"Because he hates me" Mercedes said sadly
"uumm, listen to me 'Cede, he doesn't hate you. I think he's just sad. Like you are" Santana said softly
Behind all the jokes and all the rough edges, Santana had a soft spot for her 'Cede.
"I can't. I screwed it all up" Mercedes sat back
"you did nothing wrong. Just remember that." Santana whispered.
Mr. Schue walked into class.
"okay guys, so Nationals is right around the corner and Santana had come up with a good idea of having another duet."
Santana smiled and looked around.
Rachel shot up.
"Mr. Schue! Finn and won't let you down!"
"uh, I'm gonna have to stop you right there before my stomach turns inside out. No, really, my intestines are crying right now" Santana spoke. "Mr. Schue, I nominate Sam and Mercedes. Mercedes has never had a solo for a competition…
"But Sam has" Rachel said.
"is she talking to me? I hear words but they don't seem important" Santana said as everyone laughed.
"Rachel, please let Santana speak" Mr. Schue warned
Rachel sat down and crossed her arms.
"like I was saying…Mercedes has never had a solo for competition. WE all know she rocks the hell out of anything she sings. And Trouty harmonizes well with her. You guys didn't hear Stereo Hearts so you don't know. It was like an eargasm" Santana laughed.
"Alright, that's enough Santana. Maybe we should do a vote. All in favor for Sam and Mercedes, please raise your hands" Mr. Schue said trying to be civil.
"so wait a minute, Rachel stalks you for a solo, and you give it to her but when I mention 'cede and sam, you want to be fair? Educator of the year award for you" Santana said crossing her arms.
"Santana…I'm warning you…" Mr. Schue replied.
"nah, you know what, it's cool. DO the vote. All in favor forBerry and Dopey, raise your hand!" She turned to the classroom, her back to Mr. Schue and she gave everyone the death stare. Everyone looked down and no one raised their hand.
"everyone in favor of Sam and Mercedes, raise your hand" She asked again.
Everyone raised their hand enthusiastically including Finn. Rachel rolled her eyes and joined her boyfriend.
"Then, it's settled." Santana sat down. "Mr. Schue? Would you like to add anything?"
"No, Santana. Mercedes, Sam are you two alright?" Mr. Schue asked.
The two had been frozen in their seats, in complete shock.
"They're fine. They're probably still thinking about the God Squad meeting we had." Quinn said quickly
"what God Squad meeting?" Joe asked.
Quinn kicked his foot
"ow! Oh! The one about shoes. The shoe drive. No heels allowed" Joe said wincing in pain.
"oh. Well, Sam, Mercedes, you guys can use the choir room after your God Squad meetings. You can discuss a song and we can meet tomorrow." Mr. Schue smiled and continued addressing the class.
Sam and Mercedes turned to look at eachother and smiled.
"you really are a genius. If this isn't the real plan, then I don't know if I'm ready to be even more amazed –Abbey Chase"
Santana smiled at Quinn and sent out a mass text
"Fantastic Cuatro, how about we get into Brittany's time machine? In about 6 hours, We have a prom night to recreate"
Tina's, Kurt's, and Quinn's phone buzzed
They read their texts and smiled widely.
Santana sat back, pleased with her work so far. Tonight was going to be epic.