Me: Yay! From now on, "The truth" is going to be a three-shot! Packed with KasshixChocolat fluff and delivered with some hints of humor!
Kasshi: When she says delivered with some hints of humor…she means, she hopes that there will be humor but there isn't.
Me: I hope you're sarcastic…
Kasshi: I wasn't.
Me: -.-" I don't own Yumeiro Patissiere and please enjoy the story! By the way, it's going to be continued from the last chapter! ^.^
Chocolat snatched the plate with the cake on it and glared at him, sniffing. "You're not funny."
"Well…I had to put security cameras all around my house! What could I do, if say, you opened a…bottle of honey and just splayed my house it all over? I would have many recordings to show you the proof..." Kasshi smirked and continued the conversation as if it was perfectly normal. "Oh, and just to let you know, there's about ninety four cameras in my house now."
"What the – " Chocolat choked, "…you creepy, nosy freak!"
"And I accept that as a compliment."
"YOU – you – you!"
~X~
"Do you have an obsessive compulsive personality disorder?" Chocolat raised her eyebrows, "Seriously, I don't think anyone could put ninety four cameras around in their house."
"I just installed another few cameras…There's about ninety eight now." Kasshi answered casually. "Oh, and I don't have a obsessive whatever disorder…Wait, are you delusional?"
"You didn't need to insult – me like – UGH! I – ugh! Kasshi…you're just so…" Chocolat scrunched up her features, dropping the cookie that was in her hand onto the floor as she sneezed repeatedly. She grabbed the tissue box in front of her blindly, trying to pull out a tissue.
"STOP!" Kasshi yelled aloud. Chocolat stared at him, stunned. He brought out another tissue box.
"The tissue box you were about to take from was just a camera disguised as a tissue box." He explained patiently, "Here is a real tissue box."
"Who disguises cameras as tissues boxes?" Chocolat's jaw dropped open, grabbing a new tissue from the tissue box. "Are you serious?"
"A lot of people," Kasshi shrugged. "I have double the things you are actually seeing now. So like, there are two identical cups…in the living room now, one of them is a real cup that you can use and the other is just a camera disguised as a cup."
"…A-A-Are…you…you s-schizophrenic?!" Chocolat blurted out, now backing away in fear.
"No…" Kasshi answered, now looking at Chocolat like she was crazy.
~X~
"I need medicine…" Chocolat mumbled under her breath. She had made her way into the kitchen and was stumbling about, trying to find the correct medicine. Her hands finally grasped onto the medicine she needed, she smiled. She was relieved; as she put the pill into her…
"WAIT! That's fake medicine! They're cameras! Mini-cameras! They're from France and super expensive!" Kasshi stopped her just in time. He grabbed the fake pill and put it back into its place and handed her a new packet of medicine, now nodding. "Go on, eat it now."
"Uh…is it just me, or am I the only one feeling like you're trying to poison me?"
"You're the only one. Come on, just trust me…" Kasshi soothed her, giving her a cup of water. She took the cup and stared at it, her vision still a little blurred.
"Is this a real, genuine cup?"
"Uh…Yeah."
"Really? Not a camera?" Chocolat still stared at Kasshi in disbelief.
"Yeah…trust me." Kasshi said, pouring some water into the cup.
"I don't trust you…is this a joke?"
"JUST EAT THE STUPID PILL!"
~X~
I can't believe Kasshi…it's only been four hours! There's still one hour left until Café comes back to pick me up…I will honestly kill that sweets spirit…making me sick…dropping me off at Kasshi's…
Just at the brief thought, Chocolat start crackling her knuckles. She wanted a punch bag to use her energy on. Taking deep breaths, she tried to control her anger. Finally her fury flared out, she grabbed the nearest thing next to her, which was a soft, innocent cushion she began punching the pillow.
The blond widened his eyes at the sound, he ran into the living room to see the scene of Chocolat using the pillow as a sand bag.
"NO! CHOCOLAT!" Kasshi bawled, "There was a camera in that! It cost me so much! Do you have – "
Chocolat, still in a daze, dumbly dropped the pillow on to the floor. The blond sweets spirit picked it up hurriedly, dusting the pillow before opening it. There was a single camera in it. The screen was cracked and the lenses were also broken.
"I broke your camera, so what?" Chocolat pouted, "You did many horrible things to me…"
'That camera was super expensive!" Kasshi shot back, obviously heartbroken about his camera. He stroked the lenses and the screen before placing the camera back down onto the table, a smug smirk on his face. Chocolat shuddered, before her heart sank. She took a few steps backward and stared, wide-eyed at the golden-haired sweets spirit.
"…And therefore, you will have your punishment."
Me: A cliffhanger…
Kashino: Yay…
Me: Cheer up Kashino! You look sad…anyway! Hoped you guys enjoyed that little chapter! There's just one more chapter to go…oh, and thanks for reviewing! xD You don't know how much this means to me. Seriously. You guys are way too sweet!
:) REVIEW REPLIES :)
CatchyCally – x3 I know right? Kasshi and Chocolat are just so cute! I'm going to possibly write a one-shot called "A sea of flowers" for them soon! It won't be a sickfic though…and thanks! I'll update "I love you-desu!" in a few hours. If I can. "Unique anniversaries and special birthdays" has been updated though! Go check it out! I can't wait to hear what you have to say about them…
KawaiiAnimeGirls – Aww, when I was reading your review, I was just smiling like an idiot! I'm glad you found that chapter kawaii! How is this chapter? *starts fangirling* And thanks! I hope you guys didn't really die laughing…xP Cameras around Kasshi's house! ;D Thanks! I'm not really talented, you guys are~!
Rei Star – Thanks! I'll tell Kashino to shut up. And okay! I can't wait to hear what you have to say about my other stories and the one about Caramel. xD Hope you like them! And thanks! xP
Animelover0508 – Yep! You were right! It wasn't finished…just yet. I took your suggestion and now it's a three-shot! Hope you like this chapter! :) And I'm glad I didn't disappoint you. xP Was it really that cute?
Me: Please review! And tell me what you think is going to happen in the next chapter! I'll come back soon with an update!
