Dear Diary,
Prussia's been hanging around me an awful lot lately, and it's getting annoying. I mean, he can fight and take care of more than his fair share. But he gets in the way. I was trying to ambush Turkey and he just randomly loudly announced "THE AWESOME ME IS HERE! YOU SHOULD ALL QUAKE IN FEAR! KSEKSEKSEKSE!" (he has a creepy laugh.) And then I was given away. I'm ashamed to say that I had to run.
And then there's the fact that he and Austria have been getting into fights a lot recently. I think it's a competition thing boys have. Prussia usually picks them and then Austria tries to fight back, but Prussia's stronger than him and always gets taken out. Easily. Prussia usually steals his glasses, too, which I think is unfair.
I've also noticed that Prussia keeps calling me a "he." Does he really think I'm a boy? Am I that manly or something?
Am I flat-chested?
…
Or maybe he's just an idiot. Because I do know he is one. I've seen him try to shoot a bow and arrow the wrong way around. Even his little brother, who is practically a toddler right now, is smarter than him.
Should I tell him that I'm not a boy?
Probably not…
I mean, I'm sure he'll find it out on his own…
Why am I freaking out? It's like I'm scared that he's going to find out. He won't treat me differently, would he? I mean, I'm pretty sure he's just rude and mean to everyone he meets. But, we haven't seen any other girls around here, either…
Am I really that flat-chested?
Sincerely,
Hungary
Dear Diary,
Okay, so Austria found my diary the other day and started laughing very hard. I asked him what was up and he said that I was being girly by writing in a diary. But I'm just so awesome, I can pull it off! I've said it before and I've said it to him! But he just kept teasing me.
So I beat him up.
But Hungary separated us before I could get a good shot at his lousy eye! He was saying something about how we're all allies and shit. But there is no way in Hell that I would be allies with him! I don't know why Hungary's protecting him…
At least I broke his stupid glasses…
I've also noticed Hungary's been acting weird around me recently. He keeps on groping his chest for some reason, looking pretty disappointed. I don't blame him though. Not everyone can have the awesome muscles that I do all over my body! He's probably working out every day so that he could try to be on par with my awesomeness!
I even helped Hungary defeat Turkey the other day! He went and hid like a coward, but I faced the jerk! I even got a black eye as a trophy for the epic fight!
Sure…he didn't even get a scratch…but neither did my ally, Hungary! So that means I'm a good warrior!
My little bruder keeps on correcting me with my fighting style. He's only a toddler! What does he know… He keeps on embarrassing me around Hungary…
Later,
The Awesome Prussia!
***Author's Note***
So, they're still kids. Because they're just so adorable like that. Obviously they're getting older if Hungary is caring about her chest size.
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