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my eyes snapped open and my head jerked up "huh, what?" I mumbled still half asleep.
I looked up to see our teacher Mr. Peterson, or as we call him Mr. Pervertson, mostly because he's the biggest pedophilic pervert in the world, glaring down at me. Beside me Sasori and Itachi were trying to conceal their snickers but failing. The pervert turned his glare onto them and they immediately shut up, then he refocused his glare onto me.
"Mr. Iwa, wait outside." He demanded
I sighed and got up, I slammed the door closed and leaned on the wall outside. After about a minuet the door opened to reveal a very fat and angry looking pervert.
"Mr. Iwa do you realize that this is the seventh time you've fallen asleep in my class?" he said disapprovingly, but with a creepy smile on his face.
I sighed "Mr. Peterson do YOU realize that I have the highest grades, not only in your class, but in all of my classes."
To my amusement Pervertsons face turned redder and redder with my every word
"listen, I don't care if you're the smartest person alive! The point is you should show some respect and at least pretend to pay attention is class." He all but shouted.
"Yeah, whatever Pervertson" I grumbled and walked back into class, leaving him sputtering in the hallway.
******************************AT LUNCH**************************
"yo blondie, how is it that grade nine isn't even over yet, and you still managed to get more detentions then a fucking senior pothead bitch?" Hidan laughed.
I scowled and grumbled, "It's not like I ask for them."
I realized, when I was in first grade, that I shouldn't give my father anymore reason to call me useless. So I started to do everything I could to try and be perfect, I got good grades, I made the food just right, I cleaned the house perfectly, I treated him with respect and now, when those creepy men (and sometimes women) come and rape me I always moan at the right times and to make them stay as long as they can just so my dad can make a lot of money.
and Although he still doesn't give a shit, it still makes me feel better because when he calls me worthless and useless, I know I'm not.
How can I be useless or worthless when he himself needs me. He needs me to cook, he needs me to clean, he needs me to make him money, he needs me to help him when he comes home drunk and on the verge of passing out, and he needs me as an object he can take his anger out on and blame for his wife's death.
"-ITCH ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?" Hidan screamed into my ear, causing me to jump.
"Sorry, what?" I asked and narrowly dodged an angry punch to the face.
"I SAID I don't care if you're fucking busy or not, you're fucking coming over to my house today."
I stared at him in confusion "uhmm alright? May I ask why?" either way it didn't matter I wouldn't be able to go.
Everyone just stared at me like I was an idiot.
"What?" I asked
"DEIDARA! Don't you know what tomorrow is!?" Konan asked sounding surprised
I thought as hard as I could but nothing came to mind "uhmm no?"
Everyone simultaneously slammed there faces on the desk.
Itachi was the first to speak "deidara how do you not remember your own-"
"IT'S YOU'RE FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAIN FUCKED UP CLUELESS DUMBASS" Hidan interrupted loudly and very rudely.
Then it dawned on me tomorrow is may 5th, the day I was born.
Well it isn't very surprising that I forgot, after all the last time I was even WISHED happy birthday was by my mom 4 months before she died, but the weird thing was…
"hey, how did you guys know that tomorrows my birthday?" I asked curiously.
"Well YOU didn't tell us" came Sasoris voice accusingly "honestly brat… I thought I was your best friend, and you didn't think of telling me something as big as your birthday?"
I looked at him with a straight face " well danna you've known me for 9 years, yet you have never asked me."
Sasori opened his mouth, sweat dropped and shut it as he felt his stupidity settle in
I heard him mumble a "whatever" and I could of sworn he was blushing.
The bell rang, signaling the end of lunch and reluctantly we made our way to our classes, but not before I agreed to go to Hidans house later tonight.
******************************After School********************************
I silently closed the door and crept into the house.
I walked into the kitchen and noticed the mess that resembled the one I just passed in the living room.
Inwardly sighing I picked up all the beer bottles littering the floor and threw them in the trash, I then continued cleaning until the house was spotless and the food was ready and on the table. I frowned this was a daily routine of mine and I despised it.
I checked the time, it read 5:30pm, hmm okay I have and hour to get ready and leave for Hidans.
********An hour later********
Oh shit, I'm late I quickly ran down the stairs and did a double checked to make sure everything was the way my father liked it before shutting the door and locking it behind me.
***************At Hidans*************
The door was opened by an annoyed looking Sasori "you're late brat" he growled.
In return I gave him a sheepish smile "heh… sorry danna I lost kinda track of time"
he rolled is eyes but stepped back, allowing me to come in. I grinned and followed him into the dining room where everyone was patiently waiting. I was met with annoyed glares.
Okay maybe not so patiently…
I gave an apologetic grin "sorry guys, I kinda lost track of time" 'At least I'm here my dad's probably going to kill me if he finds out that I left the house' I added mentally.
"Ah but you're going to have to make it up to us now deidara." Kisame said with an evil glint in his eye.
I gulped. This probably won't be good.
Hidans laughing and everyone's evil smirking just confirmed my fears. "sure, what do you have in mind?" honestly what's the worst they could do?
Kisame grinned and pulled out two bottles of vodka "well, I know you're against drinking alcohol and all that crap but today you're just going to have to make an exception" well that answers that question…
After a second of hesitation I shrugged, "well I guess one time won't hurt." These are my friends, I can trust them with my life. Though I have a feeling I'll be pretty wasted when this nights over
"That's the spirit Blondie!" Hidan exclaimed and clapped me on the back, before he led everyone to the living room. I was about to follow but I was stopped by a hand on my shoulder.
"wow, I didn't think you would agree so easily" I turned to face Sasori and saw how close he was.
The butterflys in my stomach went crazy. I don't know if it was his blood red hair that always looked stylishly messy and framed his face, almost falling into his eyes, those deep chocolate brown eyes, or his lips so plump and pink, they look so soft I just want to- NO stop bad deidara, he's your best friend!
"Yeah well would you guys actually take no for an answer?" I asked.
Sasori smirked and shook his head "nope, not a chance"
"Exactly" I smirked back
"come on we better go join them" I said and Sasori nodded. We walked back to the living room, where we were met with Itachi, Kisame, Pein, Kakuzu, Hidan and Konan who were sitting on the floor in a circle with the bottles of vodka in the middle and everyone had a shot glass in their hands.
"About fucking time dickheads, we were just about to fucking start without you" we ignored him and made out way to the circle.
After we were seated and we all had a shot glass in our hands Kisame spoke "okay, we're gonna play a game, it's called flip, sip, or strip. Basically you have to flip a coin and guess whether its heads or tails, if you guess wrong you have to either strip or take a shot and then pass the coin to the next person, but if you get it right you have to flip again. Got it?" everyone nodded "good lets start, deidara since this party is for you, you get to start" oh joy
I flipped the coin in the air "heads" I chose
turns out I was right and to everyones annoyance my luck continued for 6 flips before, finally, I was wrong. Well I couldn't risk my friends seeing my scars and bruises so I just have to choose shot for the rest of the night.
"I'll choose shot" I said
"That's the spirit deidara" Kisame laughed and filled up my shot glass. I downed the shot in one gulp and shuddered a little, trying to ignore the burning in my throat. I passed the coin to Sasori and he took his turn.
2 hours later and we were all drunk out of our minds.
Konan was leaning on pein and to his pleasure was dressed only in her underwear.
To everyones disgust Hidan was completely naked and drunk to the point of falling on the floor, if it wasn't for Kakuzu keeping him up
Kakuzu was shirtless and equally drunk
Pein was shirtless and trying his best not to pass out.
Sasori, Itachi and Kisame were dressed only in their boxers and were swaying back and forth giggling like idiots.
And then there was me, fully dressed sprawled out on the floor with my head on Sasoris lap. I was probably the most wasted out of all of them.
The vodka bottles lay empty and forgotten on the floor.
"Hey, hey guys I have an idea! Why don't we play truth or dare?" Konan slurred
Hidan and Kisame cheered in agreement while Itachi, Pein and Kakuzu just shrugged.
"I'm in if Deidara's in" came Sasoris voice. I opened my eyes and saw him looking down at me while he played with my hair.
"Suuure why not" I slurred and then giggled at how funny I sounded. I started laughing hysterically and how weird I sounded when I giggled. This got Sasori to start chuckling and Konan to start giggling, which caused Pein and Kakuzu to start snickering and Kisame and Hidan to start howling with laughter.
In the end we were all laughing so hard there were tears streaming down our eyes.
Konan was the first to recover, "okay guys I'll start" she said still gasping for breath.
"Deidara truth or dare?" she asked.
Man why is everyone making me go first for everything! "mhmm dare" I said
"I dare you to straddle Sasori and make out with him for three minuets" I could tell by the tone of her voice that she was grinning and mentally cursed her but reluctantly sat up and looked at Sasori questioningly. He just shrugged and gave me a nod.
I moved so I was straddling him and my arms were resting on his shoulders, I must of looked hesitant because he moved his hands to tangle into my hair yanking me forward into a teeth shattering kiss which I gladly replied to, my arms snaked around his neck pulling him closer and his tongue licked my bottom lip asking for entrance which I immediately granted. Our tongues dueled for dominance, the alcohol in my system made me sluggish and slow so Sasori ended up winning. I faintly heard Kisame start to say "okay you're three minuets a- OW" Konan probably shut him up. I was glad, for once I felt like I was in heaven.
I felt Sasoris hands start to go up my shirt, I stiffened and pulled back gasping for air.
He grinned at me sheepishly "heh, sorry brat"
I smiled "it's fine danna" I replied my slur wasn't as bad but I was still breathless.
I looked back to see Konan holding a Kleenex to her bloody nose.
Hidan and Kakuzu were on the floor completely passed out
Itachi was flirting with a wall and Kisame was video taping him his body shaking with silent laughter.
"I think we've had enough for one night, we can continue this game some other time. Right now we all need to get home" Pein said getting his shirt and Konans clothes so they could dress.
I got up only to sway and collapse back into sasoris lap. Damn I was so drunk.
Sasori laughed and put an arm around my waist and stood, helping me up. "Come on lets go deidei-chan we need to get home as well."
I nodded my head and leaned against him. We said our goodbyes and started for home.
I could see our houses and I realized it was almost ten o clock, my dad probably knows I'm not home, he's so going to kill me.
We stopped outside Sasori's house and I said goodnight before turning to leave. My arm was grabbed by Sasori.
"Listen deidara, I don't know if you feel the same way but I really need to get this off my chest. Deidara ever since we became friends I have thought of you as a my best friend, but after a while I started to feel more for you then just as a friend, I tried to ignore those feelings but they would just get stronger. I really like you and I hope you feel the same way. But if you don't that fine too, I mean I can't force you or anything so wh-" I cut his drunken rambling off by pressing my lips to his.
It was a short and sweet kiss and I pulled away after a couple of seconds "I really like you too danna" I said smiling
he relaxed and grinned "I'm glad"
he gave me a hug and I hugged back, "night deidei-chan" he said and pecked me on the cheek.
"Night danna" I grinned and turned to walk back into that hellhole that is my home.
I did my routine of silently opening the door and walking in without making any noise in case my father was asleep, which I prayed he was.
I was halfway up the stairs when my hair was grabbed and yanked, the loss of footing and the alcohol in my system made me go crashing down into the floor.
I sat up thinking how badly my father was going to punish me now.
Little did I know his punishment would be far worse then I could ever imagine.
oooo I wonder what the punishment is? :O kekeke Sorry I'm 2 days late guys! My classes got upgraded from college to university level and they're a lot harder than I thought they would be, so I got no time to type and I actually started on Friday. I'm sorry, I know this chapter probably sucked but I didn't want to make it too depressing and I'm not that good at humor. I promise the next chapter will be A LOT better though. P.S: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND KOMAL! She is absolutely amazing and has been my friend for 5 years and I'm shocked that she was actually able to put up with my stupidity for that long. I'm glad to have her in my life and I hope we'll stay friends for a long time.
So now I will be uploading a chapter every Monday.