iCarly Answers Questions and Does Dares
OMG this is awesome I can't believe I got dares/questions so fast! Okay, because of you guys, I'll update fast!
DISCLAIMER: Thou art doesn't own iCarly or thee's questions, but I do own thou art's Shakespeare disclaimer.
Me: Hey hey hey chicas! I want to thank everyone for submitting dares really fast! And guess what? Mandy chased the hobo into a sewer and he broke his neck so Mandy's in juvie!
Friend: Yeah, thanks! Tell us if you're glad that Mandy's gone! Remember you can submit dares for the "producers" too! Those are Me, Friend which is ME, Rocky, and Security! But Security doing dares is actually dangerous because they could sue you!
Rocky: Give me harmful dares!
Me: Okay, here's our first dare for SAM AND FREDDIE!
Friend: Rocky YOU READ IT it's too weird for a SANE person to read it.
Rocky: FINE. Here's the dare… I dare Sam and Freddie to go to the hospital and say that the rainbow leprechauns stole their stuffed ostrich who would usually give them advice or dance to the Macarena then laugh when they say they should probably go to cats cushion place and see what happens.
Me: Okay that was long.
Friend: Yep!
Me: Okay Sam and Freddie go take a cab to the hospital, I hacked into the hospital security cameras so now it will display on the TV!
Sam and Freddie: Don't we get a limo?
Me: I'M BROKE OKAY?
Sam: Fine, but Freddie's paying.
Friend: No, Rocky's paying. Aren't you, Rocky?
Rocky: NO!
Me: (Slaps Rocky with ruler)
Rocky: (mumbles a few bad words) Fine. Here. (Gives Sam and Freddie $20)
Sam and Freddie: (Walks outside)
Friend: Okay while they're gone I'll do parts of dares that have some parts for Sam and Freddie but there are some for Carly, Griffin, and Missy!
Carly and Griffin: Aww!
Griffin: I have a weird feeling this has to do with my Pee Wee babies!
Me: Griffin, right you are! Griffin and Carly, you do your dares then we'll watch the scene at the hospital, and after that we'll do some Missy dares.
Carly: I hope the Missy dares are awful, she tried to make Sam's life miserable!
Me: Indeed they are.
Friend: Okay Griffin, here's your dare… I dare griffin to throw out peter the penguin HEHE!
Griffin: Aww man! At least I have my other ones but Peter's my FAVE man, Rocky do something!
Rocky: Sorry sir, I will get slapped or poked if I do.
Me: Good boy.
Friend: Oh yeah and Mrs. Benson's back to see Griffin throw Peter out of the window since she hasn't done anything bad.
Mrs. Benson: Where's my FREDDIE-WEDDIE?
Me: Okay… Um, Mrs. Benson he's in the hospital suffering from malaria (chuckles)
Mrs. Benson: My poor baby! (Rushes out the door)
Melanie: Why'd you do that?
Friend: Well she was getting on Me's nerves.
Me: Yeah and I'm hungry.
Gibby: What does that have to do with it?
Me: Nothing. I just didn't have breakfast.
Spencer: But that's the most important meal of the day!
Friend: To us, lunch is!
Me: Okay back to the dares!
Griffin: (weeps and slowly throws Peter the penguin out window)
Carly: OMG turn to the news channel!
Rocky: (aims remote at TV and turns to news channel)
Sarah the News Reporter on the TV: Newsflash! A Pee Wee Baby has zoomed out of a window and now it has crashed a car! A LIMO! Whoever knows who the culprit is will be greatly rewarded, just call (555) 555-5555!
Spencer: That number sounds fake!
Me: Indeed it is.
Friend: Rocky, switch back to hospital security cameras and turn the TV off.
Rocky: No.
Friend: (pokes Rocky with pencil)
Rocky: No, I quit! You keep harassing me!
Me: This is on TV you know.
Rocky: I don't care! (Walks out of room)
Friend: Okay we have a replacement no worries! I give you Rocky's friend Aaron!
Aaron: Hey, 'sup?
Me: Our replacement isn't AS vulnerable as Rocky, though!
Aaron: I'm here to make a good impression on TV; I'm not quitting like that wimp Rocky. I called our friendship quits yesterday after the show.
Friend: Wow, Rocky did seem depressed before the show started today.
Me: Okay, Carly now you have to pretend to like Pee Wee Babies for the next two chapters!
Carly: No…It brings back baaad memories.
Friend: (Waves Taser)
Carly: (pouts and gives puppy dog eyes)
Me: NO.
Carly: Aw, fine!
Friend: Aaron, turn the TV on and let's view the footage of Sam and Freddie!
Aaron: Kay. (Turns on TV manually)
Spencer: (whispers to Gibby that Aaron's way better than Rocky)
Gibby: (Whispers to Spencer that that's SO true!)
Me: What are you two whispering about?
Spencer and Gibby: Nothing!
Me: Okay!
Friend: Let's watch and see how Sam and Freddie are doing, they should be at the hospital by now.
Sam on the TV: The rainbow leprechauns stole our stuffed ostrich!
Freddie on TV: Yeah, he gives us advice and dances to the Macarena!
Sam on TV: We should probably go the "Cats Cushion" place!
Receptionist on TV: I'm sorry, but unless you need medical help or are visiting your family, we cannot help you.
Sam and Freddie on TV: Uh, okay bye! (Walks out of hospital)
Me: Well that was lame.
Aaron: Yep.
Friend: Okay, here are the Missy dares… Carly shove her head in a toilet. And then Missy has to shave her head bald, and after that a monster truck has to crush her…
Carly: Well that's violent…
Me: Yeah so the monster truck will only crush her leg, sorry UltraMegaStar but I will get sued if I do any REALLY BAD damage!
Aaron: Okay Missy you can come in now.
Missy: (walks inside) Carly don't be Sam's friend!
Carly: I knew this was a bad idea. Friend, tell her what she has to do.
Missy: I'm so excited to be on TV!
Friend: Shush, you won't be after you hear these dares. First, Carly has to shove your head into a toilet.
Missy: Uh… (Turns green) easy peasy!
Carly: (Shoves Missy head into toilet)
Missy: (Stumbles towards Spencer and barfs on him)
Spencer: EWW! (Runs out to take a shower)
Me: Okay while Spencer washes himself, Aaron read the next Missy dare.
Aaron: Missy shave your head bald.
Missy: WHAT? I love my red hair, that's UNFAIR!
Friend: Just go with it, it's what you get for being a mutt.
Missy: I'M NOT A MUTT!
Aaron: (Hands Missy electric shaver)
Missy: Oh fine. (Shaves head while looking in mirror)
Sam and Freddie: (Walks in) What did we miss? OH MY GOD IS MISSY BALD?
Me: Yeah, it was a dare and you're just in time to see Missy's leg crushed by a monster truck!
Sam and Freddie: Yahoo!
Missy: WHAT!
Friend: Just go with it!
Aaron: (Straps Missy to floor of parking lot)
Missy: HELP!
Carly: (Screams and covers eyes)
Spencer: (Drives into parking lot with monster truck) Take that Missy! (Rolls over Missy's leg)
Missy: (faints)
Aaron: (calls 911)
Me: Well that was bloody.
Sam: IT WAS AWESOME!
Freddie: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
Friend: Okay… Next dare for CARLY AND FREDDIE!
Aaron: I dare Freddie to punch Carly in the face and with the lie detector make Freddie say if it was fun.
Freddie: What?
Aaron: You heard me.
Freddie: (punches Carly)
Aaron: (straps Freddie to lie detector)
Me: Remember the detectors shock now!
Freddie: Ugh! Well it was horrible I hate hurting people.
TV: NEUTRAL!
Friend: He was telling the truth and a lie, so he gets a small shock.
Lie Detector: (Gives Freddie small shock)
Freddie: Ow! Okay it was fun but I do hate hurting people!
Me: NEXT DARE!
Friend: I dare Sam to kiss Freddie then go hug 3 other trees and then tell Freddie that you're sorry and that you are cheating on him :)
Aaron: Wait Sam and Freddie aren't dating how could Sam be cheating on him?
Me: Well they should be dating.
Friend: Well do it.
Sam: (kisses Freddie)
Freddie: (smiles)
Sam: (Hugs three trees) Freddie I'm sorry but I'm cheating on you.
TV: LIAR! LIAR!
Friend: Wow.
Me: This show is running overtime! This is even more word than my regular story chapters!
Aaron: OMG.
Friend: One more dare!
Me: First I want to say sorry UltraMegaStar but we can't do the fish guts dare because Missy's in the hospital. Okay the last dare for today's show is…
Aaron: okay so here's my dare: Sam and Freddie switch places for 4 chapters. Sam acts like Freddie; nice and nerdy. Freddie acts like Sam rude, meat loving. Sam isn't allowed to cause Freddie any bodily harm during the 4 chapters either. If either breaks this dare they shall be punished by any choice of yours you make.
Friend: Well since we're out of time, we'll do that in chapters 3, 4, 5, and 6!
Everyone: ADIOS, AMIGAS AND AMIGOS!
Wow this is like 1, 500 words about 500 more than my regular chapters for stories oh well.
Remember, I need at least 5 dares OR QUESTIONS for each chapter! See you next time (err… WRITE TO YOU NEXT TIME! Lol.)
~GirlWithTheAwesomeAvatar