I am blown away. There's no other way of putting it, I was up at 4 in the morning and I checked out my story and all since I have a weird habit of checking my spelling and grammar after 5 hours I've written it, and I actually found reviews! I was so shocked and happy to see that the reviews were all people who actually enjoyed this. I'm really happy and relieved that you all enjoy this story.

A million thanks, I hope I won't disappoint you throughout my story and I hope you will continue reading my story!

Warning: Abusive use of EXTREME's. May get annoying. Out of Character-ness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn (If I did, 1896 FTW)

Mafia Post It Wars

Chapter 2: Morning Surprises.

Sasagawa Ryohei was one hell of an EXTREME guy. He would EXTREMELY wake up at the crack of dawn to begin his EXTREME training. He would run, run … and run … until he ended up somewhere along the edge of the Italian border before realizing he was EXTREMLY hungry and managed to find his way back to the Vongola mansion.

From there, he would grab an EXTREME carton of milk and chug it in an EXTREME fashion before continuing his training, which mainly consisted of EXTREMELY punching trees, EXTREME running, EXTREME mountain climbing, EXTREME skydiving, and usually he would finish all of his EXTREME activities at 3 o'clock in the afternoon so he could eat his lunch before he would find his friends to see if they would spar with him TO THE EXTREME!

However, today was EXTREMELY different. Ryohei had gotten up at the crack of dawn like usual, and went for his morning jog (hike) and returned to the Vongola Mansion to get his milk, but he noticed something EXTREMELY weird about the fridge they owned. He raised an EXTREME eyebrow as he eyed orange, red, blue pieces of paper stuck onto the fridge and read through them.

"THAT IS EXTREMELY WEIRD!" Ryohei yelled when he had gotten to the part where Yamamoto and Gokudera were arguing about buying cartons. Unfortunately, it was only 8 in the morning, while Tsuna, Yamamoto, Gokudera, and Hibari would no doubt be up, that meant the other Guardians were not, and were rudely awaken by the EXTREME boxer.

"Kufufufu …" Ryohei turned to see Mukuro leaning against the wall, his pineapple hair was messy, not only sticking out at the top, but sticking out in ALL DIRECTIONS!

"Good morning TO THE EXTREME, Mukuro! It is EXTREMELY weird for you or Chrome to be at 8, why are you EXTREMELY UP?!" Ryohei asked, and it was true, anyone in the Family (maybe except for Hibari) knew that Mukuro and Chrome would sleep until 12 in the afternoon, at least unless someone died or they were RUDELY AWAKENED.

Unfortunately for Ryohei once again, he was so oblivious to Mukuro's murderous aura; he nearly had a trident stab his heart.

"Mukuro! That is UNEXTREME!" Ryohei yelled as he continued dodging stabs from the 'Kufufu'ing Pineapple.

"Kufufufu … SHUT UP! You're the one who woke me up with your stupid 'Extreme's' and no doubt Chrome is up as well, I will have to send you to hell for waking me up before 12!" Mukuro roared as he spun his trident around while Ryohei lifted his fists up into a defensive position.

"MUKURO YOU ARE EXTREMELY CHANGING! It's only 8 and you're already up and sparring with me, we should do this every day TO THE EXTREME!" The boxer yelled as Mukuro charged towards him. Ryohei pulled his arm back for a Maximum Cannon while Mukuro had indigo flames coating his entire trident.

This bloody moment turned into an anti-climactic moment when Hibari jumped in the window like a ninja with his Tonfas raised, and eyes glaring at the two idiots.

"Herbivores, you are too loud, and you're crowding, for that I will bite you to death" He stated as he charged for Mukuro.

"Oya? The Skylark has woken up as well, see you stupid Ryohei, you woke up everyone!" Mukuro accused as he ducked a Tonfa at his head.

"Herbivore, hold still" Hibari demanded as he swung at the pineapple head.

"That wouldn't be fun … now I'm sleepy again, goodbye" Mukuro said as he jumped away from Hibari's attacking range … only bump into a sleepy Chrome as he was just about to leave. "Oya, good morning my dear Nagi, were you woken up by this idiot as well?" Mukuro asked, but was confused when Chrome shook her head.

"I was woken up by you three idiots" said idiots tensed as they saw Chrome pull out her own trident. "NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN SLEEP" She yelled as pots came out of nowhere and slammed down on their heads, rendering them unconscious. Satisfied, Chrome gave one last look at the three idiots before she pulled out a purple Post it, she neatly wrote a few things then stuck it on the fridge.

'To whoever find these idiots, leave them there don't bother with them. I'll give someone a thanks if you step on them –Chrome.'

She stepped back and nodded at her work before walking out of the room, making sure to step on Mukuro as she exited to the living room. "Hopefully I can catch some sleep before 12, Mukuro-sama would most definitely be bothering me and I'll need all the strength I need to keep him occupied." She thought as she closed her eyes.

"Herbivore … how long do you plan to stand on me?" Hibari growled through gritted teeth as his herbivorous boss shrieked like the girl he secretly was and jumped off his back.

"H-H-Hibari, why were you on the floor like that, I didn't see you at all" Tsuna said, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly, he then took a good look at the floor in case he stepped on another one of his Guardians, only to find Mukuro and Ryohei still unconscious on the floor. "Geez, Hibari if you're going to knock them out at least dump them in a pile and not all over the floor" Tsuna complained as he opened the fridge, never noticing that the door had hit a pineapple head quite roughly.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi…" Mukuro growled, and Tsuna turned his head to see Mukuro quite irritated with the door of the fridge squishing his head to the cupboard. "Close the damn door!" He yelled, and Tsuna quickly snapped the door shut before his male Mist Guardian could dish out some illusions.

However, as he closed the door he found one note on the fridge that wasn't there yesterday.

'To whoever find these idiots, leave them there don't bother with them. I'll give someone a thanks if you step on them. –Chrome'

Tsuna blinked at the message before turning to the two conscious men and one unconscious then pulled out his own Post It and started writing down something before posting it beside Chrome's.

'If it makes you less irritated, I stepped on Hibari and slammed the door on Mukuro's head –Tsuna'

Tsuna made a smart move and quickly dashed out of the kitchen, made a second thought, and dashed out of the mansion instead as the two bloodiest fighters of the 10th Vongola, read the two notes before whipping their own Post Its out.

'Stupid Boss Herbivore, I will bite you to death next time, along with the herbivorous woman.'

'Kyoya won't sign his name but the above mine is his. Chrome~ you're so mean … but I guess I was wrong in waking you up, I'll get you strawberry milk okay? -69'

'You are a perverted herbivore.'

'WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE? -69'

'Who the hell uses 69 as a name?'

'It's my number, so shut up! – Mukuro'

'Which tells everyone that you are a pervert and the fact that you sign Mukuro at the bottom after that proves that you realized you are a pervert'

'We're having roasted chicken tonight – Mukuro'

"EXTREME!" Ryohei shouted as he snapped his head up and looked around. "I EXTREMELY can't remember how I got here … but I'm EXTREMELY hungry!" He said to himself as he made a move to open the fridge, only to see purple and indigo colored post it notes on the fridge. He took a good long while to read it all before pulling out his own yellow colored Post It.

'Chrome is mean! Mukuro is a pervert and Hibari … WE SHALL ALL HELP WITH THE ROOSTED CHICKEN TONIGHT –Ryohei'

Satisfied with his note, he grabbed milk and a sandwich from the fridge and went to microwave his food. He saw Chrome sleepwalk into the kitchen and greeted her TO THE EXTREME.

"Good afternoon TO THE EXTREME, Chrome! Are you awake now?" Ryohei asked, as the purple haired female moved to the fridge.

"Yeah…I'm awake" Chrome informed him as she wrote down on her Post It. "Do you know where Mukuro-sama went?"

"I EXTREMELY don't know, but according to that note he posted, he must be buying chicken TO THE EXTREME." Ryohei informed and Chrome hummed, telling him that she heard that. "What did you EXTREMELY write?" He asked before taking a look himself.

'Thank you, boss. Hope you'll like your thank you gift, and Mukuro-sama, don't roast Hibird. – Chrome'

After reading the note, Ryohei turned to Chrome, only to find mist. Scratching his head, he pulled his stack of Post It Notes.

"THIS IS EXTREMELY FUN!"

'You're welcome, Chrome, but you didn't have to kiss my on the cheek again –Tsuna'

'It's a bad habit since I learned a bit of Italian from Mukuro-sama – Chrome'

'That perverted herbivore taught you to kiss people as thanks? What a pervert'

'I am not perverted – Mukuro'

'Everyone! I have EXTREMELY found a dead bird out in the forest! – Ryohei'

'EH? Ryohei you should leave it alone! – Tsuna'

'But … it was white and it had EXTREMELY weird eyes! – Ryohei'

'Wait … Fukuro isn't in his box … - Chrome'

'YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED FUKURO! – Mukuro'

'I did no such thing TO THE EXTREME! –Ryohei'

'Well then, looks like we're having roasted owl for dinner then'

'Hibari! Hibari! Herbivore! Herbivore! – Hibird'

'DAFAQ? – Mukuro'

The end of chapter 2.

Thank you to LLM who corrected me with the 'roosted' chicken thing!

I personally think this wasn't as good as the first one, probably the fact that there's a lack of plot … but I'll try to make the 3rd chapter much more pleasant. I apologize for any spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and if things didn't flow, I did my best to check for stuff like that, but I'm not perfect or professional, so please forgive me.

By the way, I think Mukurowl sounds weird. So does Gufo (Owl in Italian) so I just used Fukuro, own in Japanese.

And since there were so many reviews/favorites/follows I'll give a preview of chapter 3.

'Missing Puppy: silver furred, green eyed. Extremely stupid, blind, stupid, dangerous, stupid and stupid. If found please hand him back to Sawada Tsunayoshi – Mukuro'

Tsuna stared at the offending purple Post It before writing his own response.

'Missing Owl: white, red and blue eyed. Dead, fat, and still dead. If found please give it to Rokudo Mukuro so we may start the funeral'

Hours later, Mukuro walked by and read the note, chuckling to himself as a dark aura enveloped him; his mismatched eyes gleamed with mischief and promised pain. "Kufufufu, Sawada Tsunayoshi. IT IS ON!"

"SHUT UP! IT'S ONLY 10!"