Nuro-chan glared at Otaku as the latter smiled and waved. Today, they and the nations were sitting in the hotel lobby that they had been previously in.
"Hi, everyone! It's the Truth or Dare show, starring ME! And that thing over there." Otaku said, pointing at Nuro-chan, who just glared even more.
"Just start with the freaking dares already." she said warningly. Otaku nodded and looked at the paper she held.
"Okay, so we have a few dares from someone called Emily Archor! Great name, by the way." she said. Nuro-chan grabbed the paper and looked over the dares.
"Whatever. Romano, Emily thinks you're an adorable little Italian!" Nuro announced. Spain nodded in agreement.
"Yes, he is muy adorable!" he said, pinching Romano's cheeks. Romano blushed and smacked the Spaniard's hand away.
"Just get on with it." he ordered. Otaku snatched back the paper and giggled at the rest of the dare.
"She wants you to kiss Germany!" she said, holding back laughter. Nuro-chan shook her head.
"And yet, she's not a Germano fan... apparently, she just likes random pairs." she sighed. Romano glanced at Germany and shook his head.
"I'm not kissing that fucking potato bastard!" he exclaimed. Spain nodded in agreement (again).
"The only one he is allowed to kiss is me!" he said, crossing his arms.
"Yeah, what he sai- WHAT THE FUCK?" Romano shouted at Spain, who just smiled. Otaku teleported to the wall and picked out a small bazooka, aiming it at Romano.
"You gonna kiss him or not?" Otaku asked with a creepy grin. Gulping, Romano shook his head. Otaku tried to pull the trigger, but she just ended up dropping the bazooka to the ground and falling to her knees.
"I can't do it! I'm too weak!" she said, now sobbing. Nuro-chan shook her head and looked at the paper that Otaku had dropped, leaving the other hostess to flop around in her puddle of tears.
"...Otaku, I think this dare was meant for you and Austria." she said. Otaku perked up and grabbed the paper.
"It is! Nuro-chan and I get to torture him in whatever way we want!" Otaku said, cackling. Nuro-chan raised her hand.
"I'm not doing this." she said. Austria sighed in relief, then cringed as the hostess pulled a piano out of thin air and threw it into the corner.
"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" Nuro-chan shouted. Otaku smiled.
"Logic need not apply here!" she said as Austria stood up and walked over to the piano. "Won't you play us a song, Austria?" Otaku asked. Austria nodded and sat down. He began to play a song. As Nuro-chan began to nod off to sleep, Otaku snapped her fingers, thus disintegrating the piano.
"NOOO!" Austria shouted. Prussia and Otaku cackled and high-fived. Nuro-chan frowned in disapproval and looked at the next dare as Austria stood up and began to chase Otaku around the room.
"READ OUT THE NEXT DARE!" she shouted as Austria grabbed a medieval flail off the wall of weapons and chased her around with it, not remembering that she had the power to teleport. Nuro-chan nodded.
"So, the next dare is for Prussia. Erm... you have to make Italy yours? What does that mean?" she asked while Otaku limped to her, her head looking slightly dented.
"Well, it says something about PruIta... oh dear." Otaku read from the paper. "Does this mean that Prussia has to invade Italy's vital regions? But who hasn't done that? I mean, Italy's so weak!" Otaku asked, not noticing that Italy had started crying.
A couple of minutes later, Otaku had been sent to stand in the corner.
"The hostess isn't supposed to stand here!" Otaku shouted, only to be shushed by Austria. Nuro-chan smiled and looked at the paper.
"This one's for... surprise, Hungary and Otaku. But you stay in that corner." Nuro-chan warned Otaku, noticing that the latter had stepped out for a bit. "She just wants to be yaoi fangirl buddies."
"I'm cool with that." Otaku said from the corner. Hungary nodded.
"Okay! I'll send you the doujinshi I have!" she said. Nuro-chan looked at her worriedly, but then shook her head and looked at the paper for the next dare.
"Oh, England, you have two dares! First, you have to sing 'Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman', then you have to... feed everyone with your surprisingly amazing chocolate?" Nuro-chan asked. England shrugged.
"Okay. But I'm singing in English." he said.
"Can I come out of the corner now?" Otaku asked. Nuro-chan sighed and nodded.
"Oh well, it was fun to host for a while." she said. While Otaku walked to the beanbag that was next to the couch, she snapped her fingers, making a small television and a microphone appear in the center of the room.
"Karaoke!" Otaku said happily. England rolled his eyes and picked up the mic as the music began to play. "Oh, and a small reminder, these lyrics belong to Fialeja on YouTube! Look her up, she's an amazing singer." Otaku said, raising her finger as England began to sing.
"The seven seas, I know them like my backyard
Plundering, and romance
For holidays in both India and Hong Kong
Red tea is delicious~
Like a gentleman, I'll keep on walking
Being is are as important!
I'll show you my composure
From the cradle, to the grave!
There's things to believe
Fairies, curses, magic, ghosts, ancient beings, I can see
My sarcasm is not at all too bad
So just smile, smile and laugh, and go on!
Seven stars, I can read them just by knowledge
And then see my tomorrow
Chinese dish, I eat curry on vacation
Meat pie, is outstanding!
Try to avoid uncivilized behavior
Both manners and tradition!
Wit is good as well so
No pain, no gain! Orders are orders!
I believe, that's right! Phenomena, predicts, Busby's Chair
Summoning ghosts is my specialty
It's my weapon of choice, the ultimate, the best
I am cal-ling you now, arise!"
England paused for a while to catch his breath, but groaned when words appeared on the screen. He looked around and shrugged.
"A simple diet is a gentleman's prudence, that's what I always say. If you get any problems, just throw in some spices and it'll work out perfectly. D-don't say it tastes bad, that roast beef is an exclusive British dish. Afternoon tea is the best! By the way, adding condensed milk is military style... Isn't that right?
All's well that ends well! That's right!
An army that last stands, will be the winners of them all in the end
My sarcasm is not at all too bad
So just smile, smile and laugh, and go on!"
England finished the song to applause from the room. The hostesses let out cheers.
"That was awesome!" Otaku shouted. "Now, we eat chocolate!" she said, clapping her hands and making English chocolate bars appear. As the room munched on the treats they held in their hands, Otaku looked at the paper and almost spit out her chocolate.
"F-France... this one is for you..." she said, shivering a little. "It says that Emily is a pervert like you and she doesn't really like you, but she's starting to."
"Zut alors! I'm not a pervert! And why doesn't she like me?" France asked, pouting a little. England looked at him.
"Do you really we're not going to answer that question?" he asked, making France pout more. The latter nation looked at the paper and smiled.
"Ah, she's asking me how to hide her perverted-ness... but it's just love! Be as open as you can~" France sang. Otaku grabbed the paper, rolled it up, and hit France on the head with it.
"Shut it, cheesy monkey. Now, let's see the next dare... oh my... poor Canadia..." Otaku muttered. Canada walked up and looked at the paper. When he saw the dare, he blushed.
"I have to get covered in maple syrup!" he exclaimed at a surprising volume. Nuro-chan shook her head.
"Can't be helped. You have to do it or be hurt." she sighed, putting a hand on Canada's shoulder. Otaku shook her head and snapped her fingers, making Canada get covered in maple syrup. Then, she snapped her fingers again, thus cleaning up Canada.
"Hey, she didn't say for how long." Otaku said defensively when Nuro-chan raised an eyebrow at her. Clearing her throat, Otaku looked at the next dare. "Japan, she wants to know if you play 'Kitty Games' with Greece, whatever the hell those are." she said.
"Werr, Greece-san asked me to put on a pair of cat ears for a whire at one point." Japan said. Otaku squeed.
"That's so cute!" she sang. Nuro-chan rolled her eyes.
"Germany. You have to sing a song for Italy." she said, ignoring the other hostess. Germany groaned.
"Do I have to?" he asked. Nuro-chan nodded. "All right, fine." he sighed, standing up. Italy applauded for him.
"Yay, Doitsu's gonna sing me a song!" he said.
"Italy, we're using English as a common language, not Japanese." Otaku said. Italy nodded.
"Ve~ okay!" he said. Otaku snapped her fingers and made a ukulele appear in Germany's hands.
"Now sing!" she commanded. Germany rolled his eyes and began to sing. For the sake of time (and the fact that Otaku couldn't come up with a song for him to sing /shot), we'll just leave out that bit. Italy applauded as a blushing Germany sat back down next to him.
"Ve~ Germany, you're great at singing!" he said. Otaku nodded.
"Yeah, he is. Anyway, the next dare is for America! Get some healthy food into your system!" Otaku dictated from the paper. America shook his head.
"Nah, my appetites a little shaky from that English drink you gave me in the last chapter." America said, making his fingers into a little x. England glared at him, but didn't say anything. Otaku giggled and looked at the paper again.
"Ooh, it's for Spain! Emily says that you are soooo hot, no wonder that Romano loves you!" Otaku announced. Spain and Romano blushed.
"Gracias!" Spain said while Romano shouted "I DON'T LOVE THAT TOMATO BASTARD!".
"Suuure you don't, Romano." Otaku said, rolling her eyes.
"I don't!" Romano protested. Nuro-chan knew better than to call Otaku a yaoi fangirl, because she would just protest against it (despite the fact that she already admitted it several times. Nuro-chan just seemed to forget a lot.). Otaku snapped her fingers and made the paper fly over to her.
"This one's for China. And I quote, 'Does that panda of yours like hanging out with Kumakaro?'" she asked. China shrugged.
"I don't think so. I only let Panda play with the animals whom I know the owner of." he said, not appearing to notice the small wail Canada let out.
"Okay, this is the last question. Russia, what if Emily said that Belarus was dead?" Nuro-chan asked, reading the paper over Otaku's shoulder.
"I would be very sad if it was true and very angry if it wasn't. After all, she's my little sister." Russia said, shrugging. He looked around to make sure that Belarus wasn't there.
"That was the last question. Hey, what's this?" Otaku asked as a small box attached to a parachute fell into her hands. She read the note that was attached to it.
"It's from Emily. Oh, it's chocolates for me and Nuro-chan!" Otaku sang. Nuro-chan looked at the nations.
"Do you want some?" she asked. Everyone nodded and came forward to grab a chocolate bar, of which there looked like there were hundreds of.