Warnings: Lame jokes, and puns on daytime talkshows.
Disclaimer: Wise man once say, money talks but all mine says is 'bye bye'.
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Larkie: When we last left, Naraku - a repressed egotistical demon with multiple personalities crying out for love!
Naraku: This is for Musou Inuyasha!!!!!
Larkie: And Inuyasha - An overly proud half-demon who keeps a gruff and unfriendly exterior to shield himself from the trauma suffered during his childhood!
Inuyasha: You're the one who killed Musou bakayarou!!
Larkie: The two of them duke it out in an all out battle of the ages, letting out centuries of bottled up aggression!!
Inu-yasha: *muttering* Naraku never seemed to be bottling it up to me....
Naraku: if not for Musou...then....Kikyou!!!!!
Inuyasha: Baka! You killed her too!!!!
Naraku: eeto...ano...then for Kagura!!!
*from audience* Kagura: Hey! I'm not dead!
Larkie: I think this would be a good time to bring out our second guest! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the eldest son himself, Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: NANI?!???!!?!!!
Sesshoumaru: As always my disgraceful flea ridden brother, you are the last to realize my presence. It must be your pitiful dumbed down hanyou senses. *scoff scoff*
Inuyasha: Bastard! Mind your own-
*Naraku takes this moment to try and melt Inuyasha with miasma.
Inuyasha: *eyes widen* Kuso! *blocks with Kaze no Kizu*
Sesshoumaru: And horribly inattentive too!
Inuyasha: Shut...the hell...up!!
Sesshoumaru: You aren't even man enough to take that human bitch. Unlike I, Sesshou-maru who-
Larkie: That's right folks, Sesshoumaru has secretly been seeing...Kagura! Naraku's daughter... uh... offspring... creation...ano...you get the idea!
Naraku: WHAT THE HELL?!
Kagura: It's true! He's twice the man you'll ever be!!
Sesshoumaru: *glares at Larkie* I wasn't done speaking yet.
Larkie: eep! Gomen nasai.....
Inuyasha: You...and Kagura...when did you have time to get together with her when you are always bugging the hell outta me!!?!?!
Sess: Since we both interfere so much, we kept running into each other after disposing of your little messes. *smirk*
Naraku: So I suppose you are requesting that I give Kagura's heart to her...
Kagura: We aren't afraid to fight you for it!!! *shakes fist at Naraku*
Larkie: The question here is...since Kagura is technically part of Naraku, could Naraku be considered Sesshoumaru's girfriend as well?
Sesshoumaru: *eyes widen* What?!
Kagura: Eew!
Inuyasha: *shudder*
Naraku: *twitch twitch*
(from backstage) Jaken: HELP ME SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!!!!! HELP!!!!
Kagome: I'm gonna squish you this time you annoying little toad!!!!!
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are you doing here?!
Sesshou-maru: Jaken, you were supposed to be watching Rin.
Naraku: What the hell is all of this!?! Lets end this! I'll just miasma the whole set!!
Larkie: No Naraku! We have to work through your issues! We'll be back after a short break! *scared smile*
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TSUZUKU!
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Larkie: When we last left, Naraku - a repressed egotistical demon with multiple personalities crying out for love!
Naraku: This is for Musou Inuyasha!!!!!
Larkie: And Inuyasha - An overly proud half-demon who keeps a gruff and unfriendly exterior to shield himself from the trauma suffered during his childhood!
Inuyasha: You're the one who killed Musou bakayarou!!
Larkie: The two of them duke it out in an all out battle of the ages, letting out centuries of bottled up aggression!!
Inu-yasha: *muttering* Naraku never seemed to be bottling it up to me....
Naraku: if not for Musou...then....Kikyou!!!!!
Inuyasha: Baka! You killed her too!!!!
Naraku: eeto...ano...then for Kagura!!!
*from audience* Kagura: Hey! I'm not dead!
Larkie: I think this would be a good time to bring out our second guest! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the eldest son himself, Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: NANI?!???!!?!!!
Sesshoumaru: As always my disgraceful flea ridden brother, you are the last to realize my presence. It must be your pitiful dumbed down hanyou senses. *scoff scoff*
Inuyasha: Bastard! Mind your own-
*Naraku takes this moment to try and melt Inuyasha with miasma.
Inuyasha: *eyes widen* Kuso! *blocks with Kaze no Kizu*
Sesshoumaru: And horribly inattentive too!
Inuyasha: Shut...the hell...up!!
Sesshoumaru: You aren't even man enough to take that human bitch. Unlike I, Sesshou-maru who-
Larkie: That's right folks, Sesshoumaru has secretly been seeing...Kagura! Naraku's daughter... uh... offspring... creation...ano...you get the idea!
Naraku: WHAT THE HELL?!
Kagura: It's true! He's twice the man you'll ever be!!
Sesshoumaru: *glares at Larkie* I wasn't done speaking yet.
Larkie: eep! Gomen nasai.....
Inuyasha: You...and Kagura...when did you have time to get together with her when you are always bugging the hell outta me!!?!?!
Sess: Since we both interfere so much, we kept running into each other after disposing of your little messes. *smirk*
Naraku: So I suppose you are requesting that I give Kagura's heart to her...
Kagura: We aren't afraid to fight you for it!!! *shakes fist at Naraku*
Larkie: The question here is...since Kagura is technically part of Naraku, could Naraku be considered Sesshoumaru's girfriend as well?
Sesshoumaru: *eyes widen* What?!
Kagura: Eew!
Inuyasha: *shudder*
Naraku: *twitch twitch*
(from backstage) Jaken: HELP ME SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!!!!! HELP!!!!
Kagome: I'm gonna squish you this time you annoying little toad!!!!!
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are you doing here?!
Sesshou-maru: Jaken, you were supposed to be watching Rin.
Naraku: What the hell is all of this!?! Lets end this! I'll just miasma the whole set!!
Larkie: No Naraku! We have to work through your issues! We'll be back after a short break! *scared smile*
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TSUZUKU!