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Well, enjoy!

Mei801worshipper (a.k.a Taiwan) here.

This post is solely to discuss the video and the proof of its authenticity.

Yup~ I assume that everybody has already watched the wonderful, epic, awesome (oh my, I am being influenced by Gilbert again…) video that involved my older brother (that doesn't look like my eldest brother—I am curious of what skin treatment he is using now. Alpha chemical peel?) and another gentleman of Britain origin.

Look, my point is, the video has epically reduced our active members from 20 to 2. Our sisters of sisterhood are now occupying the west wing of Heta hospital (by the way, it's a weird name, considering in Japanese, Heta means useless. I don't want to be treated inside a useless hospital. What a bad naming sense) and people who want to visit them are welcome to substitute flowers and fruits baskets with doujinshis and fanarts. So, back to my point- the video deserves an award. Like, the Oscar or something, because of its impact on a fujoshi's rationality. I heard the last nut case was one of our members (not named, for her privacy) banging her head to a pan while watching it—"increased stimulations," she said. Go figure.

And now I want to discuss the usual world meeting in Alfred F. Jones' mansion, which has considerably less members attending and almost nil female attendants, except for me and Belarus. I am starting to think that maybe we have higher thresholds for smut because we have watched the video more than ten times—once with popcorn, and then another one with Slurpies from Seven Eleven (by the way they are having this buy one get another one free, I love their berry blue vanilla Slurpies) and another time with drawing pads on our knees. And yet, we are the only ones surviving from blood loss.

Interesting.

Anyhow, I accidentally (I swear, I swear, I didn't brag to Kiku-nii about it!) showed Japan (alias, MikuMikuOtaku) the video. He was amused, just like us. And after we finished his tissue supply, he looked at me and said,

"It finally happened. It is official."

"What was?" I asked.

"They are together."

He looked so serious, I couldn't help but be serious too. And he showed me a thick data file from his secret bookcase (by the way, it is behind the wall behind his usual figurines cupboards, just if you want to know. It's really cool, flipping like a ninja hiding place. Trust Kiku-nii to come up with such secretive stuff. I pretended I didn't see the stash of hentai materials inside). He asked me to keep it a secret, but since we are all sisters, and I know that you are bored on your bed and all that—but hey, it's good that Heta Hospital provides the unlimited Wi-Fi. Lucky you, being able to download that newest chapter of 'You Are My Prize in Viewfinder' for free—this information is too good to NOT pass by.

So, according to him, Yao-ge and Arthur Kirkland have been having private secret meetings. And according to him, it has been happening after the opium war. I suspected that much, but Kiku nii was clearer about it, saying that he had already captured them together in his journal (I know, the camera was newly invented. Before the invention of the wonderful device, Kiku nii employed his wonderful skill of express sketching) even before it. They used to be more open about their relationship, as England was said to be very passionate about pursuing my eldest brother while my eldest brother pretended that he didn't want it while he actually wanted it—What a tsundere couple. But, the most exciting part is not that. According to Kiku-nii, they had a very intimate relationship, to the point of having a son.

Yes, they have a son.

And Hong Kong is their son. We nations never know who gave birth to us. Now I wonder; who gave birth to my little brother? Would that be England? But I doubt it, since he was the invader in our video. And that left Yao-ge as a choice and I actually hoped for it. Well, yes. And that brought up another point, who gave birth to me? Since I was told by them to call Hong Kong my brother, I have a hope that proves my point about the possibility of Japan X China as actually canon.

Well, that aside,

I caught them (as in, Yao ge and Arthur Kirkland) stealing glances in the meeting room today. They looked so abashed and shameful, hiding behind their cups of teas (or sleeves, in my eldest brother's case) when the other party knew that he was being watched. And that went for the whole meeting, till the point of me getting fed up trying to capture the moments with my new cell phone. They are really old foxes. They did it so fast, faster than lightning, so that when I realized that they were stealing glances and took my phone, they had already hidden into their teas or papers or sleeves. I envy the reflexes our sister Elizabetha has. How could she capture all those wonderful pictures on the communities' archive?

And then, I captured a good moment.

Well, I really apologize for the bad quality of my video, but since Kiku-nii refused to lend me his video camera, I need to upload my own cell phone-captured recording. But it was kind of him to notify me of the wonderful event.

It goes like this—we had a lunch break, and Alfred F. Jones was still talking to a levitating teddy bear about some giant maple syrup cake, while the other nations went to the dining hall to have lunch. The usual stuff, you know. I observed that Romano and Spain were having their usual one sided spat and Francis Bonnefoy was harassing the others. But then suddenly Kiku nii signed me to follow him.

I followed him and realized that we were actually following Yao ge and Arthur Kirkland's shadows. I pretended like I was a plant, like the special shadowing technique Kiku nii taught me, and we crept closely behind those two.

And then, like what we hoped, they entered a secluded place. This time, it was an empty waiting room. Inside were a sofa and a coffee table, also some plastic cups and a coffee maker. I wonder how addicted Alfred F. Jones is to coffee, to possess such numbers of indefinite coffee rooms and coffee makers in his mansion. But anyhow, it wasn't important and I followed my ninja brother to climb to the ceiling and crawl on the dusty boards. We cut a very small piece of the ceiling wood, and placed our own individual recording devices.

And I need to say, Kiku-nii's device was perfect, it was small, yet it possessed really powerful zooming power. And also some infrared flashlights. Good for spying, you see. I wonder how many nations he had spied on, or was it just for Yao ge.

Since I tried to peek from the above, the endearment wasn't that clear. I recorded how my elder brother was fighting the hug from the British man. I should add, half-heartedly. They were quarrelling about something, and all I could hear was something like, "…me go, aru." or "… so sexy, Yao" and some "…don't even think about it, aru."

I censored some of the swearing due to its ruining mood element, but my brother ended up inside the British arms, romantic style, just like the Alfred's popular novel 'Gone with the Wind'. Then they locked lips. I could only capture the blonde head over my brother's face, going left and right and left again, passion and pressure clearly demonstrated by the strength of which my brother's hands were clutching the back of England's neck.

Oh the moans. Oh I love his moan. Yao ge really has the best voice.

I was hoping for a hot stripping moment but sadly, it never happened. The British seme went straight for the gold. From above, I could hardly differentiate which hands were whose, but judging from the sudden high pitched moan from my brother, his shaft was invaded by Arthur Kirkland's hand.

Bravo!

And it moved (the hand, I mean). Fast and nice. And my brother's face-priceless. His mouth opened like an 'O' and his eyes were fluttering. I think England knows his weak points really well. Well enough to make my eldest brother purr like a cat. All was done while they were still standing and hugging. Very tricky. Really tricky, and I assume that England is quite strong, because my brother was really leaning to him- so dependent.

And England made a sudden movement. He inserted his finger into my brother's pants. And Ass hole.

How do I know, you ask? Because of what happened next.

"Don't insert your finger into my! AHEN! Yo… Ass HOLE!"

The cute scowl filled the room. This made me conscious again and saw that Kiku-nii was trying to stop his bleeding nose by inserting two paper twists into his nose hole. Smart move. Maybe he was used to it.

Then I returned to see that my brother was reaching his peak. England dug deeper, both hands and face. My brother looked like he didn't care about anything else in the world. It was all pleasure, pure pleasure.

I need to say that I didn't expect that to be the end. But apparently, England let go of his hands and took my eldest brother bridal style to the sofa. He gently put Yao ge on it and slowly caressing my brother's soft black hair.

"You alright, Yao?"

"..But you haven't…"

"You owe me one."

"You bastard, ahen! You make me owe you one!" My brother changed from delirious to furious. He tried to wake up but England held his body down.

"It was my purpose since the start, Yao."

"Bastard! I don't like owing people something! Especially from you, ahen!"

"Tonight. My hotel room. Don't run, Yao."

And my mind went to the moon. That means, as we speak, they were having some kind of kinky endearment. Kiku-nii said he would show me the video later. I will update the news when I watch it. And maybe we all could write a petition to Kiku-nii so that he would share his video collections with us. I am pretty sure he owns a lot, since Francis and Russia are famous for their sexual spontaneity.

And that's end of my entry for today.

Have fun on the hospital beds, my dear sisters!

(P.S.: For Chocolatelover a.k.a. Belgium, your work of a chocolate statue exhibiting the 69 position of Berwald and Tino is amazing! I need a full report next time. Also, what did you use as your model? A photo? A video? Or imagination? I am waiting for it, anything it is.)

(P.S. II:Oh, and we really need help here. Any volunteers for editing, scanslating, paparrazing our beloved couples please contact me by pressing the review/leave a comment button down there and tell me your name, favourite pairings and your ideas as well as your intended contribution to our community. Your help is urgently needed. We are really shorthanded here. Thank you.)

my thoughts exactly.