Mariokart Streets of Rage
King, Queen, and Prince Mario, Toad and Todd all came back from the 'kingdom business' and things are going well. "Man am I glad that's over with." said Peach. "Those meetings are hell."
"You said it, it's good to be home in Mushroom City." said Luigi.
"Thanks a lot for watching the kids Toad, I hope Lil' Luigi wasn't much trouble."
"Not at all," said Toad. "Luigi junior and Todd had fun as usual."
"Welcome back everyone," greeted Jo, "how did things go?"
"Boring, as usual." Luigi answered.
"Every conference like this is boring to you, Luigi." Peach said. "It was typical for those of us who took it seriously."
"The only things I took seriously were leaving and trying to stay awake."
"Same old Luigi." Said Kelly as she approached her monarchs. "How were things for you, Toad?"
"I tell you, the retainer conferences get worse and worse every year." Toad answered. "Thank goodness I had to watch the kids, or I'd have been bored like Luigi was."
"So what was your favorite part of the amusement center, Todd?" asked Luigi Jr.
"The Super Slide." answered Todd, "I mean that thing was friggin big."
"I say the go karts were better."
"Go-karts, the Super Slide was better."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts, infinity."
"Super Slide, infinity plus one."
"Go-karts, infinity times one."
"Super Slide, infinity times infinity."
"Okay boys, break it up." said Peach. "Lil' Luigi it's time for bed, so let's go."
"Aw, I dun wanna!"
"You have to."
"Dad, do something."
"Luigi, go to bed." Luigi told his son. "Listen to me, I sound like my mother."
"When am I gonna meet her anyway?" asked Peach.
"Not getting into that."
"Well we better get going as well," said Toad. "Todd, let's go. Say goodbye to everyone."
"Bye peoples." said Todd.
"Besides, the arcade games were better than the go-karts and the Super Slide put together."
"Hey, no fair." said Luigi Jr. and Todd.
"Hey, Toad, take tomorrow off." said Peach.
"You want me to?" Toad asked.
"Sure, go ahead."
"Okay, but this doesn't count as me taking vacation or sick leave."
"I know."
"And I get Paid for tomorrow too." And Toad closed the door and ran home with his son in tote.
"No porblem--Wait a minute."
"Too late, you already said it was cool." said Luigi.
Meanwhile in New York, Daisy just walked into the bedroom, she just put the twins to bed. "Did the kids love the bedtime story?" asked Mario.
"Yup." answered Daisy.
"The ankle-biters down and out for the night?"
"No doubt."
"Nothing left awake to ruin our night?"
"Not at all."
"Good.... now let's have sex."
"Ma-rio?"
"What, I want some ass?"
"Not tonight, I wanna get some sleep."
"Fine, but we double the load tomorrow."
"Good night, Mario."
The next day, Mario was up and he got the mail. "Hey Daisy, we got a letter from Luigi." he said.
"We did?" in ran the kids.
"What Unca Luigi say?" asked MaRya.
"Are there any pictures?" asked Mario Jr.
"Settle down, kids." said Daisy. "I swear, kids are getting more sugar in them than anything else."
"Hey, we're royalty, you know." said Mario.
"What did my brother-in-law write?"
"First off, they're inviting us to the kingdom ASAP."
"Did they say why?"
"Nope, but I guess we'll find out."
"Let's go already."
Meanwhile, Peach was waiting for the rest of her family. "Are you sure that was mailed out yesterday, Jugem?" she asked.
"I mailed it myself late last night." Jugem answered. "It got there."
"I hope so, because I don't want them to miss out on this."
"Hey you guys, how are you?" Fuchsia asked while walking in the castle doors, with Maggie behing her.
"Hi Fuchsia." Peach greeted. "And that's... wait, don't tell me...."
"Nice to see you too, Lady Toadstool." said Maggie.
"That's Maggie, always calling me 'Lady toadstool.' Where's Toad?"
"At home." answered Fuchsia.
Suddenly the phone rang. and Angel answered it. "Hello?" she asked. "Oh, I see... Peach, Telephone."
Peach took the phone from the female retainer, "Yes..." she said.
"It's a me, MaRya! Hi Aunt Peach!"
"Whoa, you're loud as usual, now be a good neice and put your dad on the phone."
"Okay Aunt Peach. Daddy, Aunt Peach is on the line."
"I wanna talk to her." said Mario Jr.
"She doesn't wanna talk to you, she wants to talk to Daddy."
"Gimme that phone you two." Daisy said, taking the phone from the twins. "Girl, you better tell me how you doing!"
"Daisy, you haven't changed one bit." said Peach.
"Well, we're here, so what's up?"
"I will be making a public announcement later in the day, so tune in."
"Okay, see you in five. Bye-ee!"
Peach hung up the phone. "So how's Daisy doing?" asked Fuchsia.
"Same old sister-in-law she always is." answered Peach.
That day at 15:30, Peach made her announcement. "People of Mushroom city, I am here to announce to all of you that we are about to have our next Mariokart Grand Prix. This one will be like no other MPG we've had before, because this one involves racers to join forces in teams of two." The new vehicle for the MGP was shown on the screen. "Here is what the new karts will look like. My hsband says they look like MTVs, but everyone has their own opinion. Anyway, it's a two seater and it works like so; One person dibbs the wheel, one person dibbs the weapons. This Grand Prix shall be from this moment forward called the Double Dash Grand Prix. Now to the point, in two days the DDGP will take place and all racers of all skills my participate. Just remember to buy your tickets and register people. And just so you know, Luigi and I will also be participating in this tournament as well, so don't feel threatened when you see us. I will explain more of the rules to the participants come race day, so I don't give away all the stuff now and give you an excuse to say something like, 'I forgot the rules.' which won't be tolerated. Good day everyone."
*
The next evening, the gang were discussing the things for tomorrow's DDGP. "So how are we going to race things, Peach?" asked Daisy.
"What do you mean, Daisy?" asked Peach.
"Well, Mario and I will be racing as a team in one kart." Luigi answered for her.
"Why?" asked Peach.
"So no one thinks that we will be taking the prize for ourselves, duh."
"Well I don't mind teaming up with you if you don't mind either, sister." said Daisy. "And this way, we can let the brothers get reunited for a change."
"Okay, sure."
"Birdo and I will tag up too, so as to give you competition." said Yoshi.
"Hey dad, can I drive with Mario?" Luigi Jr. asked his dad.
"I have no problem with that." said Mario Jr.
"I don't see, why not." answered Mario.
"Okay, You've convinced me." said Luigi. "You can drive with your cousin."
"Well cousin Mario, we're about to make it hot."
"Daddy, what about me?" asked MaRya. "I wanna race too."
"Your brither's alrady racing with your cousin, honey." Mario told his daughter. MaRya held her head down.
"No problem, Mario." Yoshi said. "MaRya can run the track with my daughter. It'll be like old times when MaRya and Yae would play together all the time, before you left to New York."
"Well...."
"Come on, Mario, don't be afraid." said Yae. "I'm sure she'll love to get in on the racing."
"What do you say, honey?" asked Mario.
"Really, I can?" MaRya asked, her eyes lit up with excitement.
"Sure."
"Thank you Daddy, you too, Yoshi."
"What about me?" asked Yae.
"Thank you too, Yae. I hope we have some more fun together."
"We will. But I get first dibbs on the wheel."
"Aw, I'm not good at weapons."
"You're also not good at driving either." said Mario Jr.
"Mario, be nice to your sister."
"I'll even see if my pink nephew wants to race with Todd too." Yoshi said.
"No, I'm racing with Rachael's daughter Jenny." Todd said.
"Oh, you got a girlfriend already, huh Todd."
The young mushroom began to blush, "No, it's not like that. We're just friends, that's all."
"Todd's got a girlfriend." Teased MaRya.
"Last time I checked you liked Billy back home, sis." said Mario Jr.
"Don't push your luck."
"Well then, it's settled, we know who's going to tag with who, so good luck to all of you and see you at the line." said Luigi.
And with a bid good night, everyone left and rested up for the festivities of the Double Dash Griand Prix...
King, Queen, and Prince Mario, Toad and Todd all came back from the 'kingdom business' and things are going well. "Man am I glad that's over with." said Peach. "Those meetings are hell."
"You said it, it's good to be home in Mushroom City." said Luigi.
"Thanks a lot for watching the kids Toad, I hope Lil' Luigi wasn't much trouble."
"Not at all," said Toad. "Luigi junior and Todd had fun as usual."
"Welcome back everyone," greeted Jo, "how did things go?"
"Boring, as usual." Luigi answered.
"Every conference like this is boring to you, Luigi." Peach said. "It was typical for those of us who took it seriously."
"The only things I took seriously were leaving and trying to stay awake."
"Same old Luigi." Said Kelly as she approached her monarchs. "How were things for you, Toad?"
"I tell you, the retainer conferences get worse and worse every year." Toad answered. "Thank goodness I had to watch the kids, or I'd have been bored like Luigi was."
"So what was your favorite part of the amusement center, Todd?" asked Luigi Jr.
"The Super Slide." answered Todd, "I mean that thing was friggin big."
"I say the go karts were better."
"Go-karts, the Super Slide was better."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts."
"Super Slide."
"Go-karts, infinity."
"Super Slide, infinity plus one."
"Go-karts, infinity times one."
"Super Slide, infinity times infinity."
"Okay boys, break it up." said Peach. "Lil' Luigi it's time for bed, so let's go."
"Aw, I dun wanna!"
"You have to."
"Dad, do something."
"Luigi, go to bed." Luigi told his son. "Listen to me, I sound like my mother."
"When am I gonna meet her anyway?" asked Peach.
"Not getting into that."
"Well we better get going as well," said Toad. "Todd, let's go. Say goodbye to everyone."
"Bye peoples." said Todd.
"Besides, the arcade games were better than the go-karts and the Super Slide put together."
"Hey, no fair." said Luigi Jr. and Todd.
"Hey, Toad, take tomorrow off." said Peach.
"You want me to?" Toad asked.
"Sure, go ahead."
"Okay, but this doesn't count as me taking vacation or sick leave."
"I know."
"And I get Paid for tomorrow too." And Toad closed the door and ran home with his son in tote.
"No porblem--Wait a minute."
"Too late, you already said it was cool." said Luigi.
Meanwhile in New York, Daisy just walked into the bedroom, she just put the twins to bed. "Did the kids love the bedtime story?" asked Mario.
"Yup." answered Daisy.
"The ankle-biters down and out for the night?"
"No doubt."
"Nothing left awake to ruin our night?"
"Not at all."
"Good.... now let's have sex."
"Ma-rio?"
"What, I want some ass?"
"Not tonight, I wanna get some sleep."
"Fine, but we double the load tomorrow."
"Good night, Mario."
The next day, Mario was up and he got the mail. "Hey Daisy, we got a letter from Luigi." he said.
"We did?" in ran the kids.
"What Unca Luigi say?" asked MaRya.
"Are there any pictures?" asked Mario Jr.
"Settle down, kids." said Daisy. "I swear, kids are getting more sugar in them than anything else."
"Hey, we're royalty, you know." said Mario.
"What did my brother-in-law write?"
"First off, they're inviting us to the kingdom ASAP."
"Did they say why?"
"Nope, but I guess we'll find out."
"Let's go already."
Meanwhile, Peach was waiting for the rest of her family. "Are you sure that was mailed out yesterday, Jugem?" she asked.
"I mailed it myself late last night." Jugem answered. "It got there."
"I hope so, because I don't want them to miss out on this."
"Hey you guys, how are you?" Fuchsia asked while walking in the castle doors, with Maggie behing her.
"Hi Fuchsia." Peach greeted. "And that's... wait, don't tell me...."
"Nice to see you too, Lady Toadstool." said Maggie.
"That's Maggie, always calling me 'Lady toadstool.' Where's Toad?"
"At home." answered Fuchsia.
Suddenly the phone rang. and Angel answered it. "Hello?" she asked. "Oh, I see... Peach, Telephone."
Peach took the phone from the female retainer, "Yes..." she said.
"It's a me, MaRya! Hi Aunt Peach!"
"Whoa, you're loud as usual, now be a good neice and put your dad on the phone."
"Okay Aunt Peach. Daddy, Aunt Peach is on the line."
"I wanna talk to her." said Mario Jr.
"She doesn't wanna talk to you, she wants to talk to Daddy."
"Gimme that phone you two." Daisy said, taking the phone from the twins. "Girl, you better tell me how you doing!"
"Daisy, you haven't changed one bit." said Peach.
"Well, we're here, so what's up?"
"I will be making a public announcement later in the day, so tune in."
"Okay, see you in five. Bye-ee!"
Peach hung up the phone. "So how's Daisy doing?" asked Fuchsia.
"Same old sister-in-law she always is." answered Peach.
That day at 15:30, Peach made her announcement. "People of Mushroom city, I am here to announce to all of you that we are about to have our next Mariokart Grand Prix. This one will be like no other MPG we've had before, because this one involves racers to join forces in teams of two." The new vehicle for the MGP was shown on the screen. "Here is what the new karts will look like. My hsband says they look like MTVs, but everyone has their own opinion. Anyway, it's a two seater and it works like so; One person dibbs the wheel, one person dibbs the weapons. This Grand Prix shall be from this moment forward called the Double Dash Grand Prix. Now to the point, in two days the DDGP will take place and all racers of all skills my participate. Just remember to buy your tickets and register people. And just so you know, Luigi and I will also be participating in this tournament as well, so don't feel threatened when you see us. I will explain more of the rules to the participants come race day, so I don't give away all the stuff now and give you an excuse to say something like, 'I forgot the rules.' which won't be tolerated. Good day everyone."
*
The next evening, the gang were discussing the things for tomorrow's DDGP. "So how are we going to race things, Peach?" asked Daisy.
"What do you mean, Daisy?" asked Peach.
"Well, Mario and I will be racing as a team in one kart." Luigi answered for her.
"Why?" asked Peach.
"So no one thinks that we will be taking the prize for ourselves, duh."
"Well I don't mind teaming up with you if you don't mind either, sister." said Daisy. "And this way, we can let the brothers get reunited for a change."
"Okay, sure."
"Birdo and I will tag up too, so as to give you competition." said Yoshi.
"Hey dad, can I drive with Mario?" Luigi Jr. asked his dad.
"I have no problem with that." said Mario Jr.
"I don't see, why not." answered Mario.
"Okay, You've convinced me." said Luigi. "You can drive with your cousin."
"Well cousin Mario, we're about to make it hot."
"Daddy, what about me?" asked MaRya. "I wanna race too."
"Your brither's alrady racing with your cousin, honey." Mario told his daughter. MaRya held her head down.
"No problem, Mario." Yoshi said. "MaRya can run the track with my daughter. It'll be like old times when MaRya and Yae would play together all the time, before you left to New York."
"Well...."
"Come on, Mario, don't be afraid." said Yae. "I'm sure she'll love to get in on the racing."
"What do you say, honey?" asked Mario.
"Really, I can?" MaRya asked, her eyes lit up with excitement.
"Sure."
"Thank you Daddy, you too, Yoshi."
"What about me?" asked Yae.
"Thank you too, Yae. I hope we have some more fun together."
"We will. But I get first dibbs on the wheel."
"Aw, I'm not good at weapons."
"You're also not good at driving either." said Mario Jr.
"Mario, be nice to your sister."
"I'll even see if my pink nephew wants to race with Todd too." Yoshi said.
"No, I'm racing with Rachael's daughter Jenny." Todd said.
"Oh, you got a girlfriend already, huh Todd."
The young mushroom began to blush, "No, it's not like that. We're just friends, that's all."
"Todd's got a girlfriend." Teased MaRya.
"Last time I checked you liked Billy back home, sis." said Mario Jr.
"Don't push your luck."
"Well then, it's settled, we know who's going to tag with who, so good luck to all of you and see you at the line." said Luigi.
And with a bid good night, everyone left and rested up for the festivities of the Double Dash Griand Prix...