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Spencer and Wendy were playing chess in the common room. "Checkmate" said Spencer. Wendy laughed, "Someday I'll beat you Dr. Reid." Spencer smiled and blushed a bit. "So Spencer, did you have any new cases recently?" "Oh no, you wouldn't want to hear them. They're very gruesome and disturbing." She shook her head, "Well alright…I suppose dealing with homicidal maniacs is not the most appealing thing to do." "Well do you have any good stories" asked Spencer. She pondered for a moment.

"Well, back when I was on tour, me and my friends stopped at a small town somewhere in the mid-west. Not too far off from Kansas City. We were going to do a show there but our truck broke down. Anyway while the mechanic was fixing up it up, we all stopped in a small bar/lounge called The Coyote House. Very nice place with great drinks and music. The leading act that night was a man called Roger Walker. He sung like an angel and he was graceful and god-like. My God what a singer he was. After he finished his act, we both sat at a bar together and talked until the bar closed. My friends got the truck and he gave me a kiss before I left. I never saw him again." She sighed, "Some of the best stories can happen in the most unusual places." Spencer smiled.

"EMMA TURN THAT DAMN MUSIC DOWN" shouted Shane.

"UP YOURS, MUSCLE-HEAD" she shouted back.

"You're going to WAKE UP my bell."

"Who cares about your stupid cat?"

"I CARE ABOUT MY STUPID CAT, YOU TALENTLESS MONKEY!"

Spencer and Wendy sighed, "The peace in this house is short lived…you would think after a while they would get along" said Wendy. Spencer nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, Eddy and Phil came into the room with a box full of toy cars and action-figures. "SUPERMAN" they shouted when they pulled out two superman action-figures. Wendy chuckled.

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Later that night, while everyone was asleep, a cat burglar managed to open one of the windows on the main floor and got into the town house. He slowly crept in and went up the stairs. He saw a few doors and decided to enter the one to the left. It was Spencer's room. He picked the lock and got in. He was about to creep closer to Spencer's bed but then he heard a growl behind him. A large lizard was at his feet, hissing at him. Then the lizard lunged and attacked him. Spencer woke up to the sound of screaming, and so did the rest of the house.

"HAMLET" shouted Spencer, when the robber managed to throw him away and it hit the wall. The others burst into the room. Emma had a bat, Shane had a crowbar, Kyle had a sword, Wendy had a cane, and Paul had a bowling ball.

"Kyle where did you get a sword" asked Emma.

"…I don't know."

They looked back at the robber, "ATTACK" screamed Wendy. They pummeled the burglar into a crying heap.

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The police arrived soon after, along with an ambulance. "Get…those nutjobs…away from me" said the burglar.

The whole house was sitting out on the sideway waiting for the police to let them back inside.

"You know…I never thought I could bend someone's spine that way" said Shane.

"Neither did I "said Spencer.

"I say when we get back into our home, we celebrate our victory with Sundays" shouted Emma. They cheered in agreement.

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