Opening segment, and Ali's Pit
Summary: This is the official opening of Halloween Hell as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is about to kick off TDW's Halloween Hell with "Ali's Pit" as there will be a special guest. Who will it be? Find out!
Disclaimer: Rated M for Violence, and Language as this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16. THIS IS A MOON KINGDOM PRODUCTIONS! ENJOY!
There were 91,000 wrestling fans cheering like crazy as the set was like Halloween Havoc from 1998 as it was electric.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please rise for the singing of our national anthem..." Justin Roberts announced before the crowd stood up.
"Please welcome TDW's... Ella Browne!" Justin Roberts announced before she walked out with a stunning red gown complete with red gloves, black heels, and white earrings resembling UGA colors as she was about to begin singing.
"Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? and the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?" Ella sang as she held that last lyric with a great singing vibrato that was similar to the late great, Whitney Houston as the crowd roared with loud but extremely positive cheers.
"USA! USA! USA!" The crowd chanted with passion as the camera faded to black for a second before the opening promos began to play as scary organ music began to play.
"Halloween... is usually a time for costumes, candy, tricks, treats, and horror."
Then footage of TDW's episodes from Houston, Tacoma, New York City, and Greensboro, plus highlights of TDW's Fall Brawl began to play as Gene Okerlund began to provide voiceover work with "Welcome To My Nightmare" by Alice Cooper playing in the background.
"Everyone beware we are live from Sanford Stadium in Athens, Georgia on the campus of University of Georgia as Total Drama Wrestling is proud to present Halloween Hell!" Gene Okerlund said via voiceover as the crowd cheered.
"We have "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam kicking it off with the most popular talk show in all of wrestling... Ali's Pit as she is interviewing our mystery guest, then we have "The Lone Wolf" Duncan Brooks taking on Mike Smith in a Barbed Wire Deathmatch." Gene said before the crowd cheered loudly.
"Then we have Sammy and Amy Mahon taking on Sugar West in handicap action." Gene said before the crowd booed because they hated Sugar.
"Next we have our first of our six championship matches when we see The Female Dream Team take on the Total Drama Wrestling Women's Tag Team Champions T.A.G in a two out of three falls tag team match!" Gene said as the crowd roared.
"Then we have The Surfers defending the Total Drama Wrestling Tag Team Championship against the leader of The Empire "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and "The Storm" Lightning Jackson and the special guest referee will be former UGA student who will be welcomed home tonight in Rob Youngblood!" Gene said before the crowd roared again.
"After that we have "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam taking on "The Queen Bee" Heather Clarkson, then we have "The Soldier" Brick McArthur taking on "Warrior" Owen Chambers in a Georgia Bulldog Deathmatch for the Total Drama Wrestling Hardcore Championship where there will be no rules... anything goes." Gene said as the crowd roared.
"Next we have "The Surfer Chick" Bridgette Thompson challenging "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel in a 30-minute ironwoman match for the Total Drama Wrestling Women's Championship, then in our co-main event of the evening... Devin Hartman will be defending his Total Drama Wrestling Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship against the former champion "The Music Man" Trent Hart and Jacques Grenier in a triple threat match... then in our main event it will be the winner of the TDW vs. NJPW Rumble Match "The Gothic Nightmare" Ennui Wilson challenging Total Drama Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion Devon Joseph also known as DJ in the first ever Buried Alive Match in the history of Total Drama Wrestling!" Gene said before the crowd went nuts with every match on the card being mentioned.
"Now... it's time for the tricks and treats to stop, time for the nightmare to begin as Total Drama Wrestling is proud to present Halloween Hell!" Gene Okerlund said before the camera showed the 92,000 excited, crazy, and pumped up wrestling fans as the pyro went off while the theme song kept playing.
"Tonight, is the only night of the year... where all the tricks, treats, and more happen right here as Total Drama Wrestling presents to you the first ever... Halloween Hell!" Mauro said before the camera focused now on JR and Mauro Ranallo as JR was dressed up like Gordon Solie, while Mauro Ranallo was dressed up like Gorilla Monsoon.
"Hello again everyone, I am Jim Ross, alongside Mauro Ranallo." JR said to the camera.
"We've got a big night for you watching this event!" Mauro said to the viewing audience as well.
"We have a Barbed Wire Daethamatch with Mike Smith taking on Duncan Smith, several championship matches, including the main event being a Buried Alive Match between Ennui and Devon Joseph also known as DJ with the TDW World Heavyweight Championship on the line." JR said also.
"But before all of that, let's take you down to the ring for Ali's Pit." Mauro said as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play but it was performed by the UGA Highlanders Band as Ali came out to an eruption cheers as Ali sported a UGA Football Jersey, her kilt, and her black boots.
"Ladies and Gentlmen... please welcome... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced to the crowd.
"Here comes the rowdiest woman in all of TDW... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam wearing a UGA Football Jersey with the number 34 has it had the name Walker on the back paying tribute to Herschel Walker, her kilt, and boots as it looks like she is ready to go." JR said to Mauro.
"I agree." Mauro said back in agreement to JR before Ali high fived a few fans, hugged a little boy at ringside, then she entered the ring, took off her jersey revealing her traditional white "Hot Rod" shirt, and grabbed a microphone.
"What up Athens, Georgia!" Ali said as the crowd roared back with cheers, airhorns, and other noisemakers.
"Yeah...! This is a rowdy party! This is awesomeness!" Ali said as the crowd cheered once more before they began to chant.
"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted while she smiled a bit.
"Tonight, I am getting in this ring... right here in Athens, Georgia..." Ali said before the crowd cheered giving her a cheap pop before she continued.
"In the University of Georgia! Home of the best football team in the SEC the Georgia Bulldogs!" Ali said before the crowd roared back.
"Let's go Bulldogs!" The crowd chanted a bit.
"We are live at Sanford Stadium, the home of the Georgia Football Team which had 13 SEC Championships, two national champioships, 9 SEC East Championships, and two Heisman award winners." Mauro said to JR.
"Man...! That's pretty impressive, they aren't like the Sooners but they are a great program." JR said to Mauro.
"Anyway... as I was saying... tonight in this very ring, I am going to face Sinead O'Connor's long lost sister, in the "Queen Bee" Heather Clarkson." Ali said as the crowd cheered and laughed because of the joke.
"Now, Heather... I have a message for you little lady... even though you have more experience than me in Total Drama the reality show, and more experience in the square circle but I am the one that is better and rowdier than you but we'll figure out who's the better girl at the end of the match either me... or you, you bald headed bimbo!" Ali said before the crowd cheered again.
"Alright now, no more trash talk as tonight I have a special guest for Halloween Hell." Ali said before she began to mention the guests accomplishments
"He is one of the most smartest, yet cunning wrestlers ever who uses psychology... he is a WWE Hall of Famer... he is the innovater of the DDT." Ali said as the crowd was getting pumped up as the suspense was almost over.
"It couldn't be... no." Mauro said to JR.
"I don't know... I think it might be." JR said to Mauro.
"He is from Georgia in fact he's from Stone Mountain, Georgia..." Ali said as the crowd cheered even more.
"Ladies and gentlemen... and children of all ages... please welcome... the one... the only... Jake "The Snake" Roberts!" Ali said before the crowd erupted with cheers as "Snake Bit" by Jihm Johnston began to play while the commentators were surprised.
"What?" Mauro said in shock.
"What the?! You got to be kidding me!" JR said before Jake "The Snake" Roberts came out to loud cheers as he was carrying a red canvas sack as Jake Roberts sported a Georgia Bulldog Football Jersey with the number '63', referring to his age and his name on the back of the jersey as he had blue jeans also and sported a black leather jacket.
"Oh, my God! Are you seeing this?!" Mauro said to JR.
"Of course I am! Jake "the Snake" Roberts is here and this crowd is going wild for the man who innovated the DDT." JR said to Mauro.
"Jake Roberts has been a part of wrestling for many years... he is one of the most underrated legends of all time." Mauro said said before he got into the ring, then Ali and Jake hugged a bit.
"Welcome to the show Jake." Ali said to Jake who got a microphone.
"It's always a pleasure to see you, Ali." Jake said to her.
"Now my first question is... if you had a match against anyone from TDW... who would you face?" Ali asked Jake.
"It is simple. The king of the Empire, "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto." Jake answered Ali as the crowd cheered like hell.
"Did y'all hear that?!" Ali asked the crowd.
"Yeah!" The crowd cheered back.
"I bet you heard about him and that slutty Celine Dion look-a-like attacking me, right?" Ali said to Jake.
"I heard about it." Jake responded back.
"Really?" Ali asked Jake who nodded.
"Of course." Jake answered her.
"How?" Ali asked Jake.
"I saw it on TV, it was unacceptable that Alejandro Burromuerto, Heather Clarkson, and Eric Bischoff attacked you, and that The Empire has bullied you, abused you, and harrassed you." Jake said as the crowd cheered.
"That was really kind of Jake to say." Mauro said to JR.
"I agree." JR said before Ali resumed speaking.
"Now... my next question is what's it like being here in Athens, Georgia?" Ali asked Jake as the crowd cheered.
"It feels great to be home in Georgia, plus it feels awesome to be in front of 90,000 plus again." Jake answered Ali as the crowd cheered once again.
"Awesome." Ali said to Jake.
"Plus if I ever see Bischoff again, I'll kick his ass for you." Jake said before the crowd cheered again.
"Great! My next question is how many snakes have you carried in your career?" Ali asked Jake.
"Hmmm... well, I have had my most famous snakes named Damien who was a Burmese Python even though various kinds of the same snake were used over the years, My other snakes were a reticulated python which according to the Atlanta zoo is the longest snake in the world... anyway I would use a reticulated python named Lucifer, I would also use an unnamed de-venomized Cobra and an albino Burmese Python named Revelations during my run in the then WWF back in 1996 with a Christian conversion gimmick, and when I returned in 2014... I had a yellow snake over Dean Ambrose, it can be a Albino Ball Python, but if isn't that then I don't know." Jake answered Ali.
"Thanks." ali said to Jake.
"You're welcome, anyway... my next question." Ali said to Jake.
"Go ahead." Jake said to Ali.
"What was it like innovating the move which would become the DDT?" Ali asked Jake before the crowd roared.
"Well, I appreciate that but the earliest known practitioner of the move was Mexican wrestler Black Gordman, who frequently performed it during the 1970s, but I discovered it by accident when I was wrestling a guy by the name of "The Grappler" Len Denton in Mid-South. I had him in a front facelock and I used to use a knee lift for my finisher. He went to shove me into the turnbuckles, but instead of me releasing him in the corner and hitting him with a knee lift as he staggered back, he stepped on my foot. I fell backwards and he fell on the inside of his face. I got up and realized I had something going for me. However, naming it was pretty simple. I picked up a USA Today paper one morning and it said that the government was outlawing the poison DDT." Jake answered Ali.
"Cool... I have one last question." Ali said to Jake.
"Go right ahead." Jake said back.
"What do you think of my in-ring skills? I know that I always ask the legends this question because I admire and respect them." Ali asked and said before the crowd applauded her.
"Anyway what do you think of my in-ring skills?" Ali asked Jake.
"They are top-notch. Exactly like a tribute to the Hotrod." Jake answered Ali as the crowd applauded and cheered.
"Thank you." Ali said before they cheered once more.
"Jake "The Snake" Roberts, everyone!" Ali said before the crowd cheered again.
"Now... I have to get ready for my match, see ya!" Ali said before she left the ring as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play once more before she high-fived the fans.
"We will be right back with our opening contest Mike Smith against "The Loner" Duncan Brooks in a Barbed Wire Deathmatch." JR said before the camera faded to black.
WHAT A SEGMENT!
"ROWDY" ALI MOONBEAM HAD JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS AS HER GUEST TONIGHT, THAT WAS AMAZING!
JAKE ROBERTS EVEN PRAISED ALI MOONBEAM AND THAT IS AWESOME FOR HER!
COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE MIKE SMITH FACING DUNCAN BROOKS IN A BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH!
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