Hogwarts Staff,
Ba! I will not be going to your backwater island country in order to attend a highly prejudiced school. Besides, someone of my... status would most certainly not be welcomed in your so-called "prestigious" school. I feel that my attendance there would cause widespread panic. After all, it has happened before.
It has been seven years since I left England with my family and you have not reached out to me before now. You are lucky that my family saw it fit to inform me before taking me in. I apologise, but you will need to find somebody else to be your "savior". I refuse to help those that abandoned me with those wretched muggles.
Sincerely,
Luca Aleksander Dracula
Heir Apparent of the Ancient and Noble Casa liu Dracula
Formerly known as Harry James Potter