Crawling through the living room Topher can barely avoid all the stuff being thrown. "what the hell is happening" Topher said mouth agape.
"Lynn and Lori are in a huge argument and they have terrible aim," Lucy says somehow keeping her unresponsive demeanor. lucy rolls over to dodge a flower pot that would have hit her. seeing a chance to get to cover, Topher grabs lucy by the hand and dives behind a couch.
"ok were are safe here," Topher says staying as low as possible.
sigh* "safe in your care" Lucy looks up at him
"I don't diddle kids"
"Anyways, this is a really bad fight, we have to stop it, she says slowly scooting over to Topher
"your right this is fucking stupid I'm gonna go tell them to stop this dumb shit" Topher stands up and walks over to the infuriated sisters.
"no Christopher wait!!" lucy yells finally showing some other emotion besides slight attraction. Topher gets hit in the head by a shoe almost immediately.
"stop" lucy yells. The girls freeze surprised at the sound of irritation in there otherwise quiet sister. lynn drops her "weapon" and walks over to Topher. "It's ok he is just knocked out."
"poor guy... wait for sec who the hell is this guy" Lynn queried. "he's my boyfriend" lucy interjects. Lynn wailes on Topher until he catches her fist. He death stares Lynn who looks quite surprised that he was able to fight back. "this joke is getting old so for the last time I don't diddle kids I'm thirteen why would I date an eight-year-old" Topher retorts
"then who the hell you are you dude?" Lynn was still confused on what's going on not only is there a complete stranger but more puzzling was that he easily caught her punch. Lynn is no sissy with her combat training and strength she can easily take on anyone her age male or female.
"I'm your new neighbor."Topher takes a seat admiring her personality in the process he was definitely a boob man of which she was lacking but her muscular lower half caught his eye and blah blah blah sexual description fuck it lets just cut to dialogue.
"our writer sucks ass"
"writer?- nevermind, why are you here anyway" Lynn gives a suspicious look at Topher
"I just wanted to introduce myself"
"well-"
"BUT AS SOON AS I SAY HI I GET PELTED WITH ROCKS HIDDEN IN SNOW" Lynn flinches a bit at this sudden outburst
"but-"
"THEN I KNOCK ON THE DOOR HOPING TO JUST MEET MY NEIGHBORS AND TREAT MY OBVIOUSLY BROKEN NOSE"
Lynn cowers in fear feelings small compared to Topher's angry shouts
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I KNOCK ON THE DOOR?"
"you uhh.."
"I get hit on by an eight-year-old and SNIPED BY A FUCKING NIKE CLEAT."
Toher sees his reflection in the window and after realizing he is being too hard on her he takes a deep breath and turns around.
"I'll see you all later.." he attempts to leave but something is holding on to him
"wait don't go" Lucy says holding onto his leg
Topher slowly turns around and looks her dead in the eyes (well more like dead in the bangs) "I'll say it for the last time"
"I do don't diddle kids"
he pushes He her off and walks back home
lori shoots them both a motherly "you better go fix it" look
15 minutes later
Topher sits on the couch reading fanfiction with tissue blocking up his bloody nose
*knock*
*knock*
"I'll get it" Topher's mom answers the door
Topher sits on the couch wondering h
who it is, he can't hear anything but a muffled conversation
gasp* "you already have a girlfriend teddy?"
Topher's mom shouts.
"goddamnit" he mumbles
He walks to the door, moves his mom out of the way, and slams the door on the two girls before they can say anything
"that was rude teddy"
"its Topher"
"not while you still look so cute"
"more importantly, you already have a girlfriend?"
Topher mom makes a sly face
"your such a dirty dog teddy"
"she is eight mom"
"don't worry I'll still love you even if you're a pedo"
"I don't diddle- ugh nevermind"
"you need to go-"
"I know mom ill go say sorry"
she smiles and hugs him
"But marz is lazy so I'll do it next chapter"
A/N
hey its marz I haven't updated in a while and I kinda abandoned the story but thanks to a friend I decided to keep on going
thanks psy