So when I started this story, I actually didn't expect much. Maybe 1 or 2 follows, but I was dead wrong. Already so many follows and favorites. That is a great Christmas gift to me. Thank you SOOOO much for this, and when school starts back up, expect more updates quicker. Thanks for reading and I will see you all in the next chapter.

Team RWBY, JNR, Oscar, Qrow, Salem, Hazel, Tyrian, Watts, Emerald, and Mercury (I forgot to mention those 2 last chapter. I'm a fuck up.) were in complete awe at the revelation that there are other gods, more powerful than the brothers. Salem looked at Ruby and immediately noticed the silver eyes. "So, you're the girl that gave Cinder a hard time?" She asked standing up making Tyrian snap out of the trance.

"YOU! You cut off my tail!" He yelled out lunging at Ruby before Hazel grabbed him.

"Calm down. Remember what Orion said. If we fight, we die." The cool headed man said before putting the now calm scorpion faunus down. Tyrian then glared at Ruby.

"When we get out of here, I'm killing you first." He said with a wicked smile scaring the hooded girl a bit before Qrow put an arm on her shoulder.

"It's ok kid, as long as I'm around, he's not touching you."

Everything went silent for a minute as everyone had different thoughts in their minds before Weiss spoke up. "Well, he said we had to watch a show, let's watch it." She said grabbing a case before a flash appeared blinding everyone for a moment and fading as quick it had appeared to reveal Ironwood and Winter Schnee.

"You perverted ass! I will cut out your tongue and shove it up your-!" The white haired military agent yelled before realizing where she was. She saw a bunch of faces looking at her, but a couple of shocked faces from Weiss and Qrow, with the latter smiling a bit. 'Knew she had it in her.' The black haired scythe wielder thought as he saw the 'forever composed' Winter Schnee rage. Winter then coughed a bit and regained her posture before looking at Weiss.

"I would say that it is nice to see you again Weiss, but I would be lying." Winter said before taking a seat leaving Weiss to be a little bit depressed for the time being. Ironwood immediately knew about the situation and sat down next to Qrow and Oscar.

"It is good to see you again Ozpin." Ironwood said to Oscar before Qrow leaned in and whispered in Ironwood's ear.

"Oz locked himself in Oscar's mind. He's not coming out for a while." Qrow said in a slightly angry tone. Qrow also decided to leave Ironwood in the dark for now so he could tell the tinman in private, while Weiss started the series.

Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing on the red base

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

"This reminds me of my time starting out in the Atlas military with my friend Connor." Ironwood said to no one in particular as the man remembered his early days.

"And what happened to Connor?" Yang asked curiously.

"He died in the fall of Beacon." James replied tonelessly.

"You don't seem too broken up about it." Qrow said surprised at the general's calmness.

"People die Qrow, it happens." Nothing was said and they continued to watch.

Simmons: ...

Grif: ...

Simmons: What? I meant why are we out here, in this canyon?

"Well, that killed the mood." Oscar said making some of the others laugh. Even the Grimm queen herself couldn't help but smile a bit.

Grif: Oh, uh... yeah.

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh... hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No

"Are you sure of that, yellow man?" Dr. Watts asked before feeling a sudden headache.

(In another universe)

"Somebody just called me yellow! I'm not yellow, I'm not gold, I'M FUCKING ORANGE!" Grif yelled in the sky before Simmons slapped him in the back of the head.

"Who the fuck are you yelling at?" The maroon soldier asked before the orange soldier turned around.

"I wasn't talking to you kissass."

(Back in our universe)

'I have a feeling I just made someone really mad.' the former doctor thought as he gripped his head a little bit.

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? Far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, with no way in or out.

"That does not seem to be a good location for a base of operations, too many errors in that." Winter stated, "But, they must have a good reason for being there."

Grif: Mhm.

Simmons: And the only reason that we set up a red base here, is because they have a blue base over there. And the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here.

"Or it could be for the dumbest reason ever." Qrow grinned at the ice queen who had a small twitch in her eye. Just barely noticeable. The only ones who saw it were Weiss, Salem, and Qrow. Weiss was getting worried while Qrow smiled a little bit, with Salem thinking 'Now I have two shows to watch.'

Grif: Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other.

Simmons: No no, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop de fucking do!

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

"Aliens?" Everyone in the room asked out loud.

"So it's a sci-fi?" Ruby asked.

Church is looking through a sniper rifle at the red base, and Tucker is with him

"And they must be the blue team." Blake said.

"Why isn't that soldier not shooting the enemy?" Ironwood asked a little upset that the cobalt soldier is not shooting the enemy when they're wide open. (Bow chica bow wow)

"Maybe it's a recon mission?" Blake guessed making the general think on it for a moment before he nodded.

Tucker: What're they doing?

Church: What?

Tucker: I said what're they doing now?

Church: God damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

'I know that feeling.' Weiss thought as she remembered the first few missions with Ruby and how she would always ask what's going on.

Tucker: Hey you have the fucking rifle, I can't see shit. Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick all day.

Church: Okay, okay look: They're just standing there, and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me "What're they doing?" my answer's gonna be "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

Qrow smiled before he looked at Winter. "It seems we found a perfect match for you ice queen." He said pointing to Church on the screen. "You two definitely seem to be alike."

Winter glared at Qrow and huffed in anger leaving Qrow to smile as she had nothing to say.

'I fucking hate him.' Winter thought as they continued to watch the show

Tucker: ... What're they talking about?

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

Grif and Simmons at the red base

Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life. You know, fight them.

Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge.

"No they should not." Yang said before laughing a bit, "If those two were in charge, I bet they'd lose the war."

Sarge is standing on the ground, looking up at them

Sarge: Ladies! Front and center, on the double!

"Now that's a commanding officer." Ironwood and Winter said.

Simmons: Fuck, me.

Grif: Yes sir!

"Well, that was short." Hazel said as he grabbed the remote. "That god did say we had to watch at least three or five episodes a day. Shall we continue?" The big man asked looking around the room to recieve nods before he looked at Salem.

"It does seem interesting. Play it." She said to which Hazel nodded and pressed play.

Ok, I'm gonna end it here. This chapter is really just to see if you would like the story to remain like this with one chapter and one episode. It would make it easier on me, but if you would like to see at most three episodes per chapter, expect longer update times, but better and longer chapters. I'll leave it to you all and the most reviews saying which will win and I'll go with it. See ya guys later.