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Warning: Language,

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"Easy they say, Mission they said." I grumpy mumble. I now have a mission to Kuoh, Ah yes.. I wonder how I died in there, Fuck that.. But being a Devil is not bad I would said.. Just imagine Dumbledore see that the twin Boy-Who-Lives is actually a Devil.. It will be fun.

I mean, I could heal my own headache if someone want to chant a prayer once I am a Devil.. Like I don't understand why original Asia didn't think this way?

Straighten up my robe, I'm ready to the battlefield.

"This is it?" I ask uncertainly as I look at the abandon church. A lady nod and look at me like I am a walking decease. Bet she's one of the Fallen, Miller- something maybe? Hm.. no, Maybe that is that lolicon.. or Loli.. Uh, And Argh! No use confused on this matter. Let just follow her.

Following her I met a.. Fellow? Priest. I think, What was my quest again? Now I remember.. that said to aid Freed. Fuck that shit. He's cute alright, But his crazy shit is a turnoff.

"Hello, my name is Asia" I said in Japanese with hint of accent you could heard. Smiling and using my old trick with illusion. I learn that I have a way with magic, Illusion? No problem.. They are easy, Flying? Easy, Making a magic pentagram looking is just an illusion that I stole from those Mage, or what ever they called? Easy.

Some people stunt and some of them scoff, I ignore those trash anyway. What I'm doing is just killing off the stray devil which has been popping out like rabbit on heats. Like how many people is dying and got Reincarnate as a Devil? Also, How weak is the King that lots of they died from their subordinate.

One day I decided going to the park, Seeing a child fell, I just pretend to care. But instead I laugh inside my head, 'That kid deserve it anyway.. Screaming the whole time.. heh'

"Ah, What is your name lady!" A guy ask, He.. Hm, Something trying to make me remember, But I just couldn't. Oh well..

"I am Asia Argento, I am a Nun from Italy," I said with a smile, Noticing his smile become stern at the second, "What about you sir?" I ask him.

His lecherous smile open up so bright that a random girl might came out and hit him, "I'm Hyuudo Issei, Ah.. In here we said our last name first Asia-chan!" He said as his smile become perverted.

I am disgusted just being stand beside him. Ugh.

I just smile at him, "Ah, The time.. I will be gone, Goodbye Issei" I said with a smile then run away as fast as I can't. Looking back, Accidentally I see what his mind is.

What the fuck?! He's now fond of me because I call him Issei? Wait, No one ever call him Issei before? Is Rias calling you Issei? Oy!! Shit. I better run before plant something wrong with it again.

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"Asia-Chaaaaannn!!! Don't die!! Damn you women!! I'll kill you!!" Issei said as he put me down and go to Reynee or what ever her name is. What more importantly is how the fuck i am in this position!!

I was just walking back home once I got taken away as they required sacrifice or something like that. Or was it a bait? I do not know.. But I know for sure I died in vain. Oh well, Ah I see that Hags in those corner laughing.

'Laugh as you want Fate old lady, I might not see you next time..' As if they know what I was thinking they chuckle and point on my back, I didn't know what it was because it was my last thought.

Darkness pull me in his arm.. Darkness and I may be an official relationship if I continued this.. Then I heard a dark chuckle.. "Oh shit."

"Oh shit alright sweety, Asia Argento, A Nun with the rumors of her Holy Water that can even kill a high rank devil" That's new.. "A witch, Twin of Boy who-lives, More importantly, MY descendant, How can your great from many of your grandfather Death help you," Eight feet tall, bone as his face with a black fire surround him and A coat of all black that cover his body come closer to me.

"Wait what? So Harry Potter logic that he is indeed from the peverel line is right?" I asked as I may getting creeped out when his bony long hand coming toward my way.

He chuckle a deep souless sound, Then nodded. But then he stop, and seems like he's mad? "Ah, It seems that you are.. Called.. Too bad, But no worry child, I will visit you soon up there" As he said that I feel a pull toward my body. With a dark chuckle as my farewell from him.

"Asia!! Thank God" As he said this all of us cringe with headache "Sorry, But thank you you are alive!! Bonchou is-" Then he got cut from Rias. I put a mask that I seems to be lost, "Welcome Asia Argento to my piece, Devil piece" Ah... I am a Devil then..

I nod at her, "Ara-Ara, You seems to take it easy~" Akeno, If I am not wrong that's her name, Said. I just shrug "What can you said, The church train you for all the shit" Ah.. my mask is slipped. To make it up I put the sparkle and glitter of innocent as the cover. Issei was stunned and gobsmack.

Meanwhile other was amused, "What can you said, Now.. can I get a new clothes please? This is unpleasant." That nod and teleport me to their hideaway? yea.. let's call it that.

Rias come back with a clothes, then she said "It might not fit.. as, you know.. Mine is bigger" She said. I just look at her with my driest face and just go to the changing room and change. It fits. Ha! The look of Rias is a total worth. "Eyes up here." I said with a smile toward Issei, He just didn't listen and continued to making the lecherous face.

"Pervert." The Neko said it, I nod as I agreeing with her. "Ahahaha, So Asia.. Where do you live now?" Well, I sure am not going to live with the pervert, and I can change leaf into a money anyway.. "I will have it my way." I said and nod at the pretty boy in front of me.

After awhile, I finally can leave with saying No to Rias ideas for me living with Issei, I walk to a quiet park, Going to the bathroom, Then I pull up my hand then imagining money on my hand, Finally 10,000 ¥ note come. I imagine more and it keep increasing until I'm done.

Then putting it into, Wait.. I forgot wallet. Looking beside me, I took out the toilet paper then start to transform it into a wallet and put the money inside of it.

Walking out from the bathroom, I then call out a taxi and tell them the nearest hotel. They nod and led me there, Pay to the taxi man I walk to the hotel attendance. "One room," I said. The attendance ask me Some question and I answer and then she ask card or bills. I then said bills, She nod.

It's 2,500 ¥ Per day, Which is a good deal I think. And I told them I may be here for a month, Which making the attendance surprised and led me to the higher up, In there I was told to sign a contract and I look and there's nothing weird, And they're giving me a great discount for a whole month. Which is just pay them 57,000¥ Instead of the real price which is probably like 70k or 80k.. Or around it.

I got my room, looking at it I nod Satisfied and sleep. After awhile I woke up and eat from the breakfast that they give you, Then I walk toward my room then transform the clothes I am having now a different one.

Walking out, the attendance greeting me and I nod. Then I walk to find any shopping near and I found it, In there I bought Clothes, underwear and accessories. After that, I went to the restroom and change to one of my newly bought clothes, Putting my long hair into a bun and ready to go out.

Then I go to this one cake shop and sit there with my clothes bags beside me. Ordering lots of food, I just devour it all. Ignoring a look I get from 3 girls.

"Yes?" I ask those three finally, Those 2 look startled but one of them looking at me blunt, "How are you eating That much cakes without getting fat?" She ask, I shrug at her. "Good genes." Is all my answer.

Those three looking at me as if I am the enemies of all women kind, but then I ignore them and just continued eating.

I ending up getting well with them, Their name is Haru, Kyoko and Hana. Seems familiar? Well, if not just said they are a character to Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Well then, Shit.. How many universe crossover is it on this planet I Reincarnate?! Next time I know there's Naruto one too.

Oh hell no! That Fate is laughing at me from that corner. Oh hell No!!

Why am I not know this sooner? Ughh.. It's much worth it if I see those Naruto character than these 3.. no offence Haru, Kyoko, and Hana.

"Asia-chan! Are you alright?" Kyoko ask. I just nod at her and smile with my aura. Ignoring Hana mumble "Not another one.."

We then saying goodbye and exchanging phone number. I then went back to the hotel and went to sleep as how exhausted I am.

After awhile I woken up, Then walk through shower and wash my body. Towel on my hair and naked as I was born I walk out the bathroom.

Then I see a blond dude sitting on the desk with his smile, Though his smile changed to be a shocked. "Thank up there Bonchou didn't send Issei" He mumble.

"Um, Hello?" I said then sit. Letting him have a perfect vision to my growing chest. He look away with his ear red, I smirk. Fun.. I know know why Rias doing this to Issei, Although Kiba is not a pervert.. I think? But at least he ain't Issei though, Agreeing with his mumble.

He eventually tell me that Rias make me attend to the Kuoh Academy, as a 3rd grade highschooler. I nod at him and saying my goodbye as he teleport away.

After that I look at the clothes that he send me, Alright.. Maybe I should buy a house? or just buy this hotel with my bank account that I make and putting lots of money to and with magic I can make anything possible, Like giving millions ¥ and no one is suspicious to that.

Ah, Lets buy this hotel.. And make their driver mine. So it will be easier to go everywhere,

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Weeks has passed and I finally own the hotel, I still put the hotel owner as he is. He treat me as I am his mistress daughter though.. So it's alright.

And Rias told me the story of her engagement with Riser, or Friend Chicken as Issei call him.

Our meeting was not so great, After all I spray him holy water that I put into a perfume bottle.

Then the day of the battle begins, I just staying near the shadow that I found, I'm not sure if Kiba my partner notice this but I'm sure he wouldn't mind. Great Grandpa is here after all.

"Why are you pouting child? Are you not happy seeing your great grandfather?" He ask, He is now with his human shell, Dark hair that are tied on the back with his fancy dandy clothes. And the cane, never forget that skull cane.

Tch.