Still gotta refresh that memory...

Faster update :O

Oh and I'm changing the name 'Screaming Spongebobs' to 'Screaming Squidwards', because it seems to fit better.

Also, I know I took really long to update, but seriously, if you applied, you review. Simple as that, or, your character may be dropped from the

Cara led them through the forest.

'So, as you all know Chris McLean was fired from the show due to a massive drop in ratings. They needed fresh blood, me.' she pointed to herself. 'But what you don't know is that Chef was also fired after being charged with attempted murder using food poisoning.'

Cara was right, they didn't know about that, and they all widened their eyes in surprise. She continued.

'So, since I really don't like cooking, and hiring one was too complicated, so I reminded a certain someone about a HUGE favour they owed me and...' they emerged from the forest, and greeting them was a very attractive young man.

'Everyone, meet my little baby bro Donovan.' she smiled. The girls grinned, obviously liking what they saw and the boys frowned, obviously intimidated.

'Sis, seriously, I'm 19, only a year younger than you, and it's not Donovan, either call me Don or Donny.' he said.

She shrugged. 'Whatever you say Donovan.' he shook his head as she turned to the contestants. 'He's a kickass cook and he'll also serve as our poor intern.' she smiled evilly at Donny, who rolled his eyes.

Don had messy brown hair and dark brown eyes. He wore a black sweater rolled up to his elbows, dark blue skinny jeans and black canvas shoes.

'Moving on then,' she started walking away when she realised the girls were still staring at Donny. She groaned an stepped in front of them, waving her arms frantically. They snapped out of their little trance. 'Moving on then.' she repeated herself. 'Now, I'm not overly mean, like Chris, but I do like the cabin idea,'

Everyone groaned.

'Don't worry, they're not crappy, bug-infested pig pens, they're actually more like motel cabins!'

Everyone cheered.

She lead them to the cabins, there were two, about ten metres across from each other and were labled "LAZY IDIOTS" and "ALWAYS RIGHT" (meaning- BOYS and GIRLS). Despite this, they really did look nice.

'OK, I'm also not that strict either, so I won't forbid entry to each others cabins, but only with consent. Oh, and the worst sexual thing I wanna hear about is making out, and even that is annoying!' she warned. 'Rightio, Donny will get you guys later after you settle in, get ready for your first challenge.!' Cara called as she walked away with her brother. They went to their cabins.

Inside the girls cabin, there were two double beds and two bunk beds leading up to singles. Evelyn immediately claimed a double for herself (with Bob suggesting she needed a bed for herself because her ass was so big) Kaylee and Lily grabbed one of the double bottom bunks, as did ShiAnne and Bob, Adelina and Alimah took the two top bunks and Asha got the other double bed.

The sheets smelled like lavender and had really pretty patterns on them and the walls were decorated with painted on swirls of different colours, giving the room a really unique look. It also had a small kitchen complete with a blender, toaster, fridge, dishwasher and stove, so they expected the weren't going to be served all of their meals. It also had a bathroom with a really big shower/bath. There was also a huge plasma across from Asha's bed.

Evelyn popped her headphones in and ignored the others, who had gathered on Asha's bed.

'This cabin rocks!' ShiAnne exclaimed happily, tracing the patterns on the sheet. The other's nodded in agreement.

'Enough about how good the cabin looks, what about Donny? He is hot!' Bob fanned herself as she popped a lolly in her mouth.

Again everyone nodded in agreement.

Evelyn, hearing this, turned around and laughed. 'As if you girls stand a chance of getting him over me.' she said, then put her headphones back in and continued doing whatever she was doing.

They just rolled their eyes at her.

Inside the boys cabin, the walls were painted dark blue and framed pictures of cars and rock bands hung around the room. In their room, they had eight single beds covered with white and green bedsheets. It also had a kitchen and bathroom (only a bit smaller) and their plasma was accompanied by a small two-seater sofa.

'How sweet is this!' Ben exclaimed, running into the cabin and throwing his stuff on the closest bed.

'Gee, you sure recovered fast from before.' Jacko said, setting his stuff up on a bed as well.

'Eh. You win some, you lose some. Oooh a plasma! This place rocks!' he exclaimed happily. The guys looked at each other, then shrugged.

'So. Which girls do you think are the prettiest?' Ben asked, grinning. 'They are all soooo hot!'

'Um, you shouldn't really talk about women that way...' Jerome stated quietly.

'Whatever.'

'What's up with the sign's?' Caden asked, sitting on his bed.

'I get the feeling Cara must have designed it.' Derek suggested.

'Probably. Donny must have designed the girls then, they must've had a fight right before.' Caden laughed.

Ben started to walk out. 'I'm gonna go see if the pretty ladies will let me in, anyone wanna come?' No one said anything. 'Fine.'

Knock Knock

'I'll get it!' Kaylee jumped off the bed and opened the cabin door. 'Hello, um, Ben?'

'The one and only.' he grinned. 'Can I please come in beautiful?' he tried.

'Errr, no. Sorry!' she said, before closing the door.

'Damn!'

'Hey everyone!' Donny called as he stood in front of the cabins. The contestants filed out of their new homes and stood in front of him. 'Follow me, please.' he walked off. They followed him.

As they made their way to... wherever they were going, the campers got to know each other more.

'You have really nice hair...' Jerome told ShiAnne, walking beside her. She blushed.

'Oh, um... thank you! That's really sweet...' she replied, obviously flattered.

Adelina tapped Jasper on the shoulder. 'Boo!' she laughed. Jasper just smiled.

'Hey Asha, I was wondering, maybe you and me could-' Asha turned around and angrily stomped on Ben's foot, making him yelp in pain.

Lily was looking at Caden.

'Um, Lily, hello?' Kaylee snapped in front of her face.

'Huh? Oh, um- I WASN'T STARING!' she yelled defensively. Kaylee blinked.

'Oooookaaaaay then...'

Lily blushed and hid her face in her hands.

~Confessional~

Lily- I swear I wasn't staring!

Cara grinned as the competitors came into view. She couldn't wait for the first challenge.

'Ahhh, greetings campers! Are you all ready for your first challenge?' Everyone shook their heads, Cara pouted. 'Too bad.' A few contestants rolled their eyes. 'Today's challenge is called, PHOBIA FACTOR... 2.0!' she grinned. 'This new and improved challenge uses only the realest ways of facing your fears, no way of making sure you'll survive, you're actually going to face your fears. PROPERLY!' she cackled. Everyone's eyes widened as Cara led them to their doom... (not really... but it sounded cool!)

They walked back to the lake. 'Oh James, Kaylee! Swimsuit up would you? You're taking a swim with the sharks!' James' eyes widened with fear and he tried to get away, but Cara pushed him into the water. The same thing happened to Kaylee. 'Moving on then.' Cara said, walking away.

She walked Jacko into a room.

'So Jacko, do you like geckos?' she asked as hundreds of geckos closed in on a terrified Jacko. ShiAnne was next, she was shoved into a room full of frogs.

'Aaaaaah!'

The smell of a farm filled Bob's nose. She found herself in a chicken coop.

'Let me out!' she screamed, running from the chickens.

Donny walked a blindfolded Ben up thousands of stairs. Finally, they got to a small rooftop, with no railings. Donny quickly ripped the blindfold off and went back inside and locked the door, leaving Ben all alone, up very high.

Ben squealed like a girl. 'It's so high!' he squeaked.

'Alimah?' Cara called. Alimah nervously walked up to her.

'Yeah...'

'Think fast!' she opened a jar of spiders and threw it at her feet, and they immediately started crawling all over Ali. 'Oh, and I have no idea whether or not they're poisonous soooo, yeah...'

Alimah started running around, freaking out.

Jerome looked around,it looked like he was at a party, except the only other people that were there had big curly hair and baggy outfits and... big floppy feet! He realised what they were. They turned around and smiled crazily their wide painted smiles looking scarier than usual.

'Not clowns!' he started running, and they chased him.

Cara looked to the camera.

'That's eight down, eight to go! Join us after a short break here on, Total, Drama, ETERNITY!'

Sorry for the shortness, but for some of the remaining contestants, their fears are really weird, like, hurting other people, and dying... so if your OC's fear is like that, please tell me a new one! Ok, thank you! And if you don't tell me, I'll think of ones! So you better get scaring!

Another old chapter up again :)