Title: Flashy Sasuke
Pairing: SasuNeji
Rating: PG

DISCLAIMER: NO, NOT MINE.

"Hell no!"

"Sasuke, I have to baby sit Naruhi, and Naruto-sama requires that whoever took care of her daughter should wear that outfit."

"Then you wear it. I'm not the one on the mission."

"It won't fit."

"What makes you think it would fit on me?"

"It will look good on you... I guess."

"t's orange."

"I know."

"It's fucking orange!"

"Yeah, I can see that."

"I'm not wearing that thing Neji."

"You said you love me"

"Yes I do."

"Then wear it."

"No."

"You love me."

"No, I don't."

"You don't?"

"Fine. You're lucky that I love you."

"Hn. Lucky me."

-Owari-