Friday, 8th August, 10:45 am

Are you here yet? I'm by the reception desk. - MH

Sudden development in Winers' case. Inform John. - SH

No! Not today, please Sherlock. John will murder you! - MH

Or me! He'll murder me on your behalf! - MH

Don't exaggerate. John's a reasonable man... I'm certain you can negotiate your way out. Did you collect the right gift? -SH

Wait, the right one? I've got the blue box with me. - MH

Blue box contains the traditional home gift of a toaster. The gold ribbon box, however, a bottle of cyanide pills. In case of emergency. -SH

Oh god, not funny. Sherlock, hurry now. He's pulling his hair out. - MH

Sherlock. please! - MH

I implore you, my love. Please. - MH

On my way. - SH

The Telegraph: Marriage Announcements

The Marriage of Mr. J.H Watson and Ms. M.A Morsten

The marriage took place Friday, August 8th, at St. James Church, London, UK, between Mr. John Hamish Watson, son of the late H Watson and of Margaret Watson, and Mary Ann Morsten, the only daughter of the late Mr. Arthur Morsten and of Victoria Morsten. Father Patrick Milroy, OSB, officiated.

The bride was given away by the best man - was attended by Lord Attenbury, Inspector G. Lestrade, Mrs M. Peterson, The best man was Mr S. Holmes. A reception was held afterwards at a private venue.

The Sun

A SATURDAY SUN EXCLUSIVE

'BACHELOR NO MORE' JOHN WATSON WEDS HIS FIANCÉE, WHAT WILL BECOME OF HAT MAN AND ROBIN?
Timothy Ashton has all the goss on the secret ceremony!

Blink and you'll miss it! While others have failed to catch the biggest scoop of the year, Timothy Ashton has exclusive details about the Bachelor's wedding from a close friend of the family. Last Friday, in a very private ceremony, John Watson, the budding partner of Boffin Detective Sherlock Holmes, tied the knot with his long time fiancée, a Ms. Mary 'nee' Morsten, placing the final nail in the coffin of the rumor-mil about Sherlock Holmes and himself.

The two have often been thought to be a couple, though neither has publicly denied these allegations, John Watson has sought to put them to rest by his marriage to Mrs. Watson. Little is known of Mrs. Watson, other than that the bride is currently teaching at a local comprehensive and that the happy couple are believed to have met through a case after Mrs. Watson sought help from the consulting detective.

While Watson does not shy away from mixing work with play, our close confidante can reveal that Holmes was visibly agitated throughout the ceremony. His disapproval of the bride may relate to the hot rumor, that after a short honeymoon, the happy couple will move out from the pair's former premises. What does this mean for the power couple? Our confidante suggests that their business may come to an abrupt end after a long line of illustrious successes. With Holmes out of business; How will London fare without the help of the Reichenbach Hero?

In other news, our close source can also exclusively confirm the presence of Holmes's mysterious woman at the wedding. The two were said to have been in close company all evening, despite having a domestic spat at the end of the reception. Poor Boffin Holmes, all's fair in love and war.

More details on Page Six.

The Sun cannot and does not reveal the names of any of our sources.

Hotmail Account: Kate Hutchins
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Subject: Catching up!

Dear lovely Angie,

Just came back from cousin John's wedding. Utter fiasco. My date, [Peter, the fit one in accounting department] was acting odd all day, ignoring me for the most part. Wedding was nice. John's happy and his bride is very sweet. They were kind enough to place us at their table after we got switched around. Peter was delighted, me, not so much. I sat next to that famous detective, you know, the one that killed himself? But here's where it gets interesting, dear sister. Firstly, the guy is exactly like what they say in papers. He was cold for the entire evening, had to be forced into dancing with John's wife and this is the best man, for god's sake!

They had him sitting next to this alright girl, Molly and boy, did I feel for her. The entire night, he kept doing this party trick, reading your life story from just a look [got me in a nutshell, he even knew about that weekend Peter and I had!] but Molly could shut him up quick enough. So sad, you could see that she was in love with him despite all. Then she left the table, walked over to another and started chatting up some older fit guy. Dear sister, his reaction made my day! It lasted only five minutes before he got up, stormed over and took her away. But they reconciled after their little tiff. He did what any man in love would do, even the famous ones are all the same.

Anyway, just got back to the hotel after being ditched by Peter! Something came up, he said. Bollocks.
I'll come down next weekend to see you and the boys and we can plot my revenge against Peter. How does 'poisoning the coffee' sound?

lots of love
xx Katie

Sent via iPhone, Saturday, 9th August, 12:05 am

Saturday, 9th August, 12:44 am

Where have you gone mm? x - MH

Saying goodbye to John. - SH

They left hours ago! Hurry up and join your wife in this luxurius hotel suitee. - MH

Molly. Are you drinking the champagne in the fridge per chance? - SH

well, i would have shared it but you werent there so ha, sorry only half a bottle left...maybe less xxx- MH

Your xxs correspondingly increase with your alcohol consumption. Interesting - SH

are you flirting wit me? you are arent you...get up here and flirt with me xxxxxxx - MH.

I will be there promptly. - SH

you were really goood tonight. john was proud. also very attractive. vry attractive-MH

All the work of his new suit, I'm afraid. - SH.

not john! you! wish you hadn't gotten snappy with Greg thou..- MH

Your 'Greg' was being an nuisance, hardly my fault if an intervention was necessary - SH

Tssshhh! you betta come up soon. i keep losing my things...shoes...dress..panttiess...xxx- MH

how you still wit John? they should be at the airport now...- MH

I'm not. Only ensuring the transportation of our gift to them - SH

not the gold box, sherlock...dont piss off a soldier on his wedding day.. MH

Not that. I'll inform you that I do know how to arm oneself, bested John on several occasions. -SH

...Panties? - SH

Mmm, the best kind of pantiess - MH

Do tell. - SH

the onthefloorwildlyabandoned kind - MH

Silly. You'll get cold. - SH

Then come up and save a gal from hypoteemiaa xx - MH

Well whatever that's supposed to be, I can't have Barts' only competent pathologist getting ill. - SH

Expect me soon, dear wife. - SH

Saturday, 8th August, 3:30 am

Oh my god, molly! Thank you so much! I don't know how we could ever repay you two! Just expect several postcards from Hawaii! Give my deepest thanks to Sherlock for this. Seriously, John is completed stumped! love you both xo - M.W