hehe ^.^ Hello all, I hope your day/night is treating you well. Just a quickie while I ride home on the bus.

~Jehbel

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"Oh my God, take a look at this." Seto Kaiba strode over to where Joey was sitting cross-legged on the floor, playing a hearty game of Mario Kart. At Kaiba's remarks, the blonde glanced up quickly, reluctant to look away from the hectic game for too long. "What are you oh-my-God-ing now?" He asked, mashing the keys to try and avoid a shell.

Kaiba gave an impatient tsk and disconnected the Nintendo, eliciting a barrage of insults and curses from the blonde. "Oh, shut up, you can play it again later. I told you, look at this."

Joey sighed and snatched the piece of paper from Kaiba. Scanning it quickly, he looked up at the brunette, his expression studiously bored. "So…?"

"So!" Exploded Kaiba, "It's sick! What the hell is wrong with people? Some creep has decided that we are all a bunch of… of… sex fiends or something!"

Joey shook his head, laughing. "So what? It's just for fun, aint it? No harm in lettin' people fantasize is there?" He looked back down at the piece of paper, grinning like an idiot fox. "Hey! I'm in quite a few o' these! I must be pretty hot stuff." He glanced back up at the fuming brunette and sniggered. "I can't believe you just said 'sex fiend'. What are you, an old man?"

Kaiba made a spitting noise with rage. "They have me dating everybody. You, Yugi, Atem, Atem before he was Atem and was just Yami, Tea, even bloody Bakura. What the actual fuck?"

Joey was trying to contain his giggles. "Lookere Kaibs, they've even got you shackin' up with Mokuba!" He burst into outright laughter as Kaiba's expression melted into one of horror. "Don't sweat it, man! Besides, why did you include me just then? We are dating, after all."

Kaiba scowled at the blonde, who was still chuckling at his reaction to the list. "I cannot believe these losers have nothing better to do than sit down and imagine us in completely inappropriate situations with each other. For Chrissakes, I'm Seto Kaiba- do I really look like I have the time to be dating anybody, never mind-" he quickly snatched the list off Joey and scanned it- "You, Serenity and Banded Keith? All at once? What the fuck…"

"That's called Boothshipping, apparently." Joey sniggered and wandered back over to the gaming console, stretching his arms above his head luxuriously. "Try not ta think too hard about it, Moneybags, it'll just make ya head spin."

Kaiba stared incredulously at the back of his boyfriend's head. "Are you seriously telling me, Wheeler, that you don't care if these people get their kicks imagining you fucking Yugi? Or, Tristan? Or Serenity?" At mention of his sister, Joey flicked Kaiba an irritable look and replied, "of course I don't like it, idiot, but I aint gonna get upset about it, coz I know it aint true. If that's what makes people happy, let em write about it to their heart's content, I say. Besides-" and here, the blonde turned and winked cheerfully at the distressed CEO- "what's to say this moment right now isn't just a figment of someone's imagination?"