A/N: Oh yes... I would like to make a call out there to anyone who can draw... I would like to see pictures of various characters in this fic as Mahora Academy Students... I would draw them but I suck and it's also painful... so if you're a fan of any of the anime here and you can draw please draw a picture and send me one... or send me a link if you put it online... Please... I would love to see picture for this fic... on with the chapter...
Chapter 2: Go! Go! Baka Rangers!
Negi in the past couple months have gotten into the role of teacher quite nicely… sure his class was… well strange and all but Konoka knew he was a wizard in training… but he had gotten used to the daily Yokai, Hollow and other monster attacks… fought off agaisnt either the team of Kagome and Sango (whenever a Yokai attacked), Rukia (whenever a Hollow attacked) or a team of Sailor Moon (Usagi), Wedding Peach (Momoko H), Mew Ichigo (Ichigo) and Hyper Blossom (Momoko A) (whenever an other monster attacked)… with usually Akane or Kagome (who shared Akane's odd habit of getting kidnapped a lot). He also got the hang of some of the nicknames (such as Xian Pu's nickname of Shampoo). He was proud that many of his students worked hard and did great in class… however each class had the bottom rung… and they were the Baka Rangers…
They were Baka Pink, Milfuelle… who was an all around ditz, Baka Yellow, Usagi who was also an all around ditz, Baka Black, Rukia… it's because she's technically hundreds of years old Soul Reaper posing as a teenage girl… she's still not used to modern day life, Baka Blue, Shampoo… who's from a remote Amazon village in China and doesn't do Japanese school work well and finally the leader Baka Red… Tomo… she's not a ditz… she's a complete and utter moron… They were the Baka Rangers and their enemy was school work!
One day Negi was walking down the hall with Ino and Momoko A when they passed a class studying hard.
"What are they doing?" asked Negi.
"Oh their studding for the High School Exam… it's next Monday…" said Momoko A.
"No wonder everyone's studying… finals must be hard…" said Negi.
"Why aren't you two studying?" asked Negi.
"Oh Class 2-A always comes in last… so it's why blether…" said Momoko A.
"And besides if I'm in trouble I can always use the Mind Transfer Jutsu on Billboard Brow and remember her answers…" said Ino.
Both Negi and Momoko A stared at Ino with dot eyes.
"You're a really good friend…" said Momoko A with a tone a voice that seemed bored.
"Hey! It's a ninja's job to cheat with out getting caught!" yelled Ino.
"But to your best friend?" asked Momoko A.
Billboard brow was one of many nicknames for Sakura that Ino had... and Ino and Sakura had been best friends since children though they did have a bit of a rivalry involving something… but that's for another time…
"What's that trophy over there?" asked Negi.
"It's for the top scoring class…" said Momoko A.
"It's very nice…" said Negi, "I would like it…"
"What thinking about using magic to cheat?" asked Ino.
"No of course not!" said Negi.
That's when Shizuna showed up with a note or Negi…
"Here Negi the Headmaster wanted me to give this you…" said Shizuna.
Negi read the envelope… which read "Probationary teacher final challenge"
"No one said anything about challis final or otherwise!" thought Negi who began to panic thinking of what he would have to do… such as learning 200 officemate spells or fighting a dragon…
He opened to find that it read "Dear Negi, if Class 2-A doesn't finish in last place then you'll be made an official teacher"
"What haul them out of last place by Monday! It's… it's" thought Negi.
"Negi what's wrong?" asked Ino.
"It's easier than I could've hopped" said Negi.
"Really…" said Shizune with a sweatdroped.
Both girls were looking over his shoulder.
"Earlier than you could have hoped?" asked both Momoko A and Ino.
"Hey!" said Negi, "But just promise that you won't tell anyone else about this… I don't the other students knowing…"
"Sure thing…" said Momoko A.
"You can count on me…" said Ino.
"Thank you…" said Negi.
"Maybe I should cheat off Chao…" whispered Ino.
"We heard you…" said Negi, Momoko A and Shizuna.
"I didn't say anything!" said Ino.
Sometime later in Class Negi made an announcement…
"Okay listen up! Tomorrow's homeroom will be study hall. The finals are just around and the corner! And uh… in fact if the class can't avoid getting last place we'll be in a tight spot! So everybody do our best and study hard!"
"I know a study game that's no pain no game…" said Yomi with an evil smirk.
"Sure why not!" said Negi.
"Wait Negi-Sensei! It's just her revenge agaisnt all thaw things I did to annoy her!" yelled Tomo.
Too bad Negi didn't hear this he was instead thinking about his students.
Negi made the chart he had using magic to show who was on it… he saw that a few of his students were highest scorers with Chao, Satomi being the top two and Chiyo-Chan within the top 5, and Robin and Sakura in the top 10 and Ino, Ayeka, Orhime and Konoka in the top 100. While the rest of the students were average…. Except for the 5 Baka Rangers.
"Oh man… we're in serous trouble…" thought Negi, "Especially with those 5…"
"My arm!" screamed Tomo.
Negi looked at the Baka Rangers to see that each one had an extra growing out their back and each of these arms were holding their right arms behind their back like a cop would… Shampoo, Rukia and Milfuelle appeared to be tolerating the pain, Usagi was tearing up while Tomo was screaming in pain.
"Why Yomi why!" screamed Tomo.
"What's going on here?" asked Negi.
"The is called clutch… we invented a while back… it's a little like hang man… everytime someone gets the answer wrong Robin uses her powers clutch the person arm and with each wrong answer it get harder!" said Yomi.
"She's only doing it so she would see me in pain!" yelled Tomo.
That's when Negi got an idea…
"I need to talk about these 5 about something…" said Negi.
Robin let got of them and all 6 of them went into the hall.
"Girls there's something I would like your permission to do…" said Negi.
"What is it?" asked Shampoo.
"You see there's a spell that allows someone to be genus for 72 hours…" said Negi.
"Really?" asked Rukia.
"Wow… how many days is that?" asked Milfuelle.
"3… I think…" said Usagi.
"Wow…" said Shampoo.
"Lay it on us!" said Tomo.
"However… it makes you all dumb as rocks for a month afterwards…" said Negi.
"No I don't think that would be a good idea…" said Rukia.
"No thank you…" said Milfuelle.
"No way!" said Usagi.
"Shampoo no do it!" said Shampoo.
"Hmmm…" said Tomo.
"You're actually about thinking about it…" said Rukia.
"I'm thinking… but right now showing up Yomi does not trump being an idiot for a month…" said Tomo.
Everyone sweatdroped…
"You know…" said Rukia, "Maybe you should use magic to cheat… I mean three of your students can cheat easily… and it's been proven that two of three of them don't cheat..."
"Really…" said Negi, "Who?"
"One of the body parts Robin can spout are her eyes…" said Rukia, "And Hinata can easily look at other people tests with her Byakugan…"
"Oh…" said Negi, "Wait who's the third person?"
"Ino…" said Rukia.
"Ohm yeah I heard she cheats…" said Negi.
"But Rukia has point… even though you have a special ability you should use it to cheat…" said Usagi.
"Oh that's easy for you to say… you two aren't Normies…" said Tomo.
"I agree with them! It's wrong to cheat!" said Milfuelle.
"Shampoo agree…" said Shampoo.
"Fine…" said Tomo.
Negi sighed these students were right… Sometime later that day after school he deiced to such an extent to seal off his powers for three days.
Later that night in the girl's dorm's bath house…
"Usagi! Rukia! Shampoo! Tomo! Milfuelle! It's awful" called Konoka.
All 5 of the Baka Rangers turned around and saw Konoka, Beauty, Yomiko and Robin.
"What is it?" asked Usagi.
"It's only a rumor… but we heard that the last place class will be broken up!" said Beauty.
"What?" yelled the 5 Baka Rangers.
"I don't they would just change classes on us…" said Tomo.
"Well I don't know the details… but my grandfather… the Headmaster has been angry with us… after all we've always been in last place…" said Konoka.
"Not only that but the really bad students will be sent back to elementary school!" said Beauty.
All 5 of them stood there… in shock.
"You're joking right?" asked Milfuelle.
"However there's a story that might interest you…" said Yomiko.
"They say deep on Library Isalnd is a magic book… if you read the whole thing… it makes you smart." said Robin.
There was a silence…
"Well aren't you going to comment on the magic book?" asked Beauty.
However the 5 Baka Rangers were in a huddle.
"So looks like we going to have to go on our word about cheating…" said Rukia.
"It's the only way to avoid embarrassment…" said Milfuelle.
"Looks like we going to ask Negi to use that spell after all…" said Tomo.
"Okay! Baka Rangers go!" said the other 4 as they ran out the room.
"Okay… that was odd…" said Beauty.
"Doesn't it feel like we're missing something?" asked Konoka.
After getting dressed all 5 got to Negi, Beauty and Konoka's shared room. Negi who was sleeping got up and answered the door.
"What is it?" asked Negi.
"We need you do that spell after all…" said Tomo.
"What?" asked Negi, "but I thought we agreed…"
"Something's come up…" said Milfuelle.
"And we really need your magic right now…" said Rukia.
"Well… about that…" said Negi laughing nervously, "I sort of sealed my magic for three days incase I was tempted to use it to cheat…"
All 5 of the girls had sweat drops.
"You kidding?" asked Shampoo.
"No… sorry Shampoo I'm not…" said Negi.
Negi showed them the seals on his arm, "This makes me a normal boy for the next three days…"
Rukia, Shampoo, Usagi and Milfuelle sighed.
"Wait… remember what Yomiko and Robin were talking about! We have to get our hands on that magic book who's with me?" said Tomo.
"All right!" cheered the other 4.
"Am I missing something?" asked Negi.
Sometime later, the 5 Baka Rangers with Usagi as Sailor Moon and Rukia in her Soul Reaper Garb and Shampoo in traditional Amazon wear with Robin as their guide, Negi with them and Beauty, Konoka and Yomiko as their contacts.
"So is everyone ready?" asked Tomo.
"This is a really bad idea…" said Beauty with a sweat drop.
"Why hasn't anyone told me what's going on?" said Negi with anime tears.
With that the 6 Baka Rangers child teacher and guide went to search for a magic book that would make them smart… yeah… Beauty is right… this was a really bad idea…
Next Time: The Baka Rangers, Negi and Robin head into the depths of Library Island, facing traps, unknown dangers maybe a monster or two... What will happen? Find out next time... also contains the first of many mini-stories about Negi talking to his students...
