Induction Scene I
Sly and the hostess were outside of a bar. Sly had a smile on his face and a bottle of vodka in his right hand.
"I'm going to call the police," the Asian girl threatened.
Sly just smiled.
"You will all become one with Mother Russia, da?" he asked.
"Stay in character Russia!" a man with an English accent called out.
The hostess crossed her arms, "You won't pay for all of the bottles you smashed?"
"Nope!"
"I'm calling the police!" the hostess left, muttering curses under her breath.
Sly sat down in a chair clumsily.
"Do what you want. You will all become one eventually."
Sly fell asleep, his vodka falling out if his hand.
Latvia: Hi, we're your narrators for this story!
Lithuania: Why do we have to do this?
Estonia: Lets just get it over with.
horn sounds
Latvia: Look it's China, I mean the lord, returning from his hunt!
A Chinese man, the lord, rode up to the bar. Sly is still outside, asleep.
"Huntsmen, take care of my dogs. They're so cute aru! Make sure they have plenty of water and-"
Lithuania: China, please get on with it.
"Okay aru. What's this? A drunk?"
"He's breathing my lord. He has to be drunk, no one in their right mind would sleep in this cold," said one of the huntsmen.
"That's," he contemplated the drunk, "no HE'S disgusting aru." The lord paused, "I have an idea. Lets carry him to one of the bedrooms, put fine clothes on him, have a fine meal ready for him, and servants waiting on him in fancy clothes. He'll be so confused aru!"
One of the other huntsmen grinned.
"He wouldn't know a thing! That's brilliant my lord!"
"Then lets do it!" said the lord.
Lithuania: So servants carry the drunkard to a room and carry out their part in the trick.
trumpet sounds
Now who could that be?
"Sir!" cried a servant, "It's a troupe of actors!"
A group of five men entered the room.
'Yo! I'm so awesome I'll sweep you off your feet with my skills!" shouted a man with blonde hair that was styled so it kind of stood up in the front.
"Denmark stop it! Sir, is it alright if we spend the night here?" another man with a Finnish accent smiled at the lord.
"Of course you can aru. Actually can you do something for me? There is a lord here who has never seen a play before. Can you preform for him, no matter how strangely he acts?"
"If m'wife can do it so can I," said a Swedish man.
"Eh? Sweden…" the Finnish man gazed up at his companion, almost lovingly.
"Please make yourselves at home aru," the lord said. The players left the room, led by a servant.
The lord turned to another servant.
"Go get my page Yong Soo, and dress him up as a lady. Take him to the drunk's room and address him as you would noble women. Tell him that if he does this, he will make me very happy. Also, I'll give him that new video game he wants."
The servant ran from the room, snickering.
"Ha, I can't wait for Korea to call Russia 'husband'. This will be hilarious aru!"
Lithuania: Stay in character China.
"Fine," the lord left the room, muttering in Chinese.
Lesson for this scene: If China catches you sleeping drunk he'll plot against you. Especially if you're a certain Russian…