Question Vexen Chapter 2

Vexen will begin answering your questions now…

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From: RazorCardz01

XD this should be fun. well I guess I can give you two questions.

1. Why is it that you have the eyes of a crack addict in Re:CoM?

2. Do you think you're more misunderstood than Zexion?

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Dear RazorCardz01,

Well, good that you find questioning me amusing…

I do not believe my eyes were those of one addicted. I often get accused of this, but I would like to inform everyone that I am NOT a drug addict, merely a devout chemist. There is a difference.

Possibly. See above for how I am misunderstood. That happens quite often. As for Zexion, he has mentioned being misunderstood, but I'm not really sure in what ways. I'll have to ask him.

Sincerely,

Vexen

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From: …

Oh, oh! Is it true he once had a pet token?

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Dear …

Um…assuming I am the "he," no, I have never had a pet token, and have no idea what a pet token is.

Vexen

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From: HyperShadowGirl11228

Hi Vexen.

I'm sorry if I sound disrespectful, but how old are you? I'm curious.

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Dear Hyper (mind if I call you that, as I'm sure you are?)

I get that a lot, so I've got a standard answer now: I'm between 30.5839483 and 100.3784329573897 years of age.

Hope that clears things up for you,

Vexen

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From: Bashoulover

Hey Vexen! Nice to meet you!
I feel sorry for ya being threatened and everything. Axel's a ...can't think of the word right now, but anyway i was wondering...
1. Can you make me an evil tap dancing penguin?
2. Who is the most disliked member in the organization to you?
3. Who would you consider a buddy?
4. Do you hate Axel or Marluxia for the cause of your death?
5. Can i hug you?
I totally respect ya man!
Bashoulover

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Dear Bashoulover,

I'm sure whatever word you use to describe the Flurry is my thoughts exactly—if, of course, the word is negative.

No.

Probably Demyx. His constant bouncing and swinging that sitar can be destructive to my laboratory

Zexion and Lexaeus are probably my closest "friends" in the Organization.

I don't hate flower-boy for causing my death so much as his betrayal of our Organization. As for Axel—I loathe him to the deepest frozen underworlds that may exist.

…Sure.

Thank you, and your respect is returned, er…man?

Vexen

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From: Vixen/russanodrey

Still to lazy to log in... anywho!

Dear Vexen,

Do you like to blow things up?

Can I come into your lab and mess with yer stuff and possibly create

huge fun explosions or summon an interdimensional all-powerful poo-throwing

monkey god?

Can I have some toast?

RAWR

Vix

P.S. EXPLOSIONS ROCK!!

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Dear Vixen,

Sometimes, in my spare time, I try to come up with a compound that will blow up Axel's over-large head

No

ICE element, dearest. Ask the pyro, I'm sure he'll make you some.

Er…are you rabid? (backs away)

Sincerely,

Vexen

P.S. …

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From: Ilixelm

HI VEXEN!

-glomps- By the way...why does your diary have pink hearts and Marluxia

in

it? You know he's not gay...and he hates you...so you have no chance!

But

don't worry I heard Xaldin and Lexeuas wanted to dominate you...or

something

like that...anyway...Bye Bye for now!

With Love,

Ilixelm

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Dear Ilixelm,

Erm…what is a "glomp"? Do I /want/ to know?

Firstly, it's not called a diary, it's called a "scientific log". Secondly, it contains neither pink hearts nor Marluxia. His sexual preferences are of no interest to me.

And as for the rumor—Lexaeus is one of the closest things I have to a "friend" in this Organization. He would never do that. As for the Lancer, I don't know him well enough to say…

Sincerely,

Vexen