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CHAPTER 2 TIEM!

"This way," Raditz said, motioning for his brother, Goku, to follow him. They had been flying for hours, the sun was now beginning to set. Gohan, Goku's son, was sleeping soundly in his father's arms. Raditz had a big smile plastered across his face, this for the most part the smile confused Goku. Raditz was the self-declared man of the family after their father was killed. Their mother, well disappeared and their grandparents were killed in a mission. Raditz was Goku's life-line while they were young but their relationship never went smoothly.

"Over here," Raditz said as he parted a bush and led his brother down a dirt path, the sun now setting above them in the orange, cloudless sky. Raditz then came to a halt, "King, I've brought Kakarot!" Raditz yelled.

A spiky haired man, along with a muscular bald man, landed on the ground, sending up a cloud of dust. Raditz bowed and Goku stared in wonder, "Prince Vegeta? Nappa?"

"That's King Vegeta to you," Nappa said.

"Ignore it this time Nappa, Kakarot hasn't been around to hear of my new power," Vegeta said, "You may stand Raditz." Goku looked at Raditz; confusion was evident in his facial expression. Raditz switch from his kneeling to a standing position.

Raditz looked at his brother, "King Vegeta, would you kindly explain to him the story?" Vegeta nodded and smiled. His was crooked and plain evil and it seemed that he was prepared to blast off anyone's head without even the slightest sign of hesitation. Nappa looked at Raditz obviously signing for him to step back. Vegeta, in turn laughed loudly, "You wanna know my story, huh?" He paused, too short for anyone to answer the question, "Well this is how it goes!"

Nappa looked at Raditz; he had just screwed everyone over not only once, but twice. Not only would Vegeta begin his two hour long story which he had heard too many times already, he would have to listen or Vegeta would get quite angry.

"First, it began a long time ago, a while after you left the planet…" Vegeta began, his emotionless voice not helping the story at all. Raditz sighed, it was like Vegeta had the story memorized, every time he heard it, and it was the same words, phrases and sentences, in the same order, with the same expression. Nappa yawned; the story certainly didn't get any more exciting. Goku looked at him in wonder, that story was already boring him.

"And that is how I, King Vegeta, became the king," Vegeta finished. The same smile he had plastered on his face when the story began still remained. Nappa looked at Raditz; he obviously had the intent to kill him. Raditz looked at Goku, who was at this point, snoring quite loudly. Gohan was now sitting up rubbing his eyes; he let out a little yawn. Vegeta glared at Goku for a moment, if that man didn't wake up soon, he'd blow him to bits. Gohan noticing Vegeta's stare, shook his father, "Daddy! Daddy!" He yelled, in a soft tone.

Goku's head fell back, as he let out a snore. Vegeta was now furious, he lifted his finger. A bit of energy began to form a ball, "Daddy!!!" Gohan yelled, this time a bit louder. Goku woke up, quickly jumping up and looking around, "Don't worry Gohan, Daddy's here!" Vegeta's smirked, his hand falling to his side, "When in my story did you decide to fall asleep?" He asked .Annoyance was still evident on the prince's face.

"The part where you…" Goku closed his eyes. He had difficulty remembering when he decided to take an afternoon nap and he knew how Vegeta was, so he decided to make up a few things. A little white lie couldn't hurt anyone, "The part where the ship exploded with your father in it, and you laughed."

Vegeta nodded, "Oh…I found that to be the most interesting part, Kakarot." Goku sighed, his lie had just saved many lives, his, Raditz and Nappa's and a quarter, no, half of human civilization. Gohan stood still, the Dragonball attached to his hat glimmering in the sunlight, revealing the four black stars. Vegeta nodded, "Where was I?"

Raditz and Nappa stared at Goku in awe; they'd have to kill him later, before his stupidity ended up getting them all killed by Vegeta, of course. Vegeta repeated his story, including all the drama and comedy and tragedy. This time Goku was sure to stay awake as Vegeta had a single finger pointed at him the entire time. A finger that was prepared to fire a attack that probably wouldn't kill him, but leave him gasping for air and begging for mercy.

"WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!!" The shouts of Chi-Chi, Goku's wife and Gohan's mother, could be heard from miles away. She rampaged about, nothing could calm her down, "THEY SAID THEY'D BE BACK HOURS AGO!" She ran outside before letting out a frustrated sigh, "I'LL KILL THEM AND BRING THEM BACK DEAD IF I HAVE TO!" She jumped in her car, fired up the engine and began to drive away at an amazing speed. Where? She didn't know, she'd just bring them back and they'd have a happy, nice meal together like all the other, NORMAL families did. Animals were scampering about; hopefully they'd get away from the monster.

The moon was now fully in the sky, its dim light reflecting off the blades of grass. The beasts were howling, searching for their prey and Chi-Chi driving through the desert looking for her family. Goku, Gohan, Raditz and Nappa were now exhausted after listening to Vegeta's story.