Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma boarded the OMGZ HOGWARTS express, with everyone else. But because she was a super special, she got her own entire train car to herself. It was complete with a huge closet, a vanity desk with all of the makeup anyone could imagine, and vibraters to suit her Mary-Sue needs. She was playing around with the makeup and the vibraters at the same time, when she heard a knock on the door.
"Like, omg, come in," she said, tearing the vibrater away from her… -insert feminine body part here.- The door opened smoothly. A sexy hand came from behind the door. A face with hawt blond hair, snow white skin, and cold grey eyes popped in from behind.
"Like, What?" Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma spat at the boy.
"I noticed new car here, and I didn't think it belonged to someone as enticing as you," he said. Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma looked into this boys eyes carefully. They had an essence of familiarity to them. Could they possibly be…? They were identical to Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma's eyes when she was angry.
"Like, omg! You're, like, my fourth cousin, twice removed!" Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma exclaimed, excitedly.
"Like, omg! I think you're, like, omg, right, even though the only proof we have is our identical eye color! Let's make out, even though that's sick and wrong, since we're fourth cousins, twice removed," he said. "I'm, like, Draco, by the way."
"Oh, cool! I'm Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma!" she said.
"How awesome! We even share the same surname!" Draco said.
"Well, one of them," Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma giggled. Draco advanced on top of Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma and they made out, ferociously, until the train came to a sudden halt. Everything got icy cold. Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma looked up in confusement, wondering what on earth could make everything so cold so quickly.
"Are we at OMGZ HOGWARTS?" Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma asked.
"No, baby, let's just keep making out," Draco said. But Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma knew that something was amiss. The coldness got even worse. Draco shivered, but Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma was too perfect to show such signs of weakness. Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma pushed Draco off of herself, without the slightest amount of effort. She walked, carefully, to the door. And she found a SOOPER DANGROUS DEMENTOR! But, since Cerra Elise Berlin Shanghai Wooptidoo Mary Sue Potter Snape Malfoy Honma was cool and could cast any spell that she wanted to without practice. So she conjured up a patronous shaped like a hydra, and the SOOPER DANGROUS DEMENTOR went away. Satisfied with the fact that she had successfully demolished the dementor, she went back to her private car and continued to make out with Draco.
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