A/N: ok wye is every1 sayin im fake ok im not im super sirius about this isupport the lgbt just as much as i support humen rights!
Since it was 2:00 I had to go to lessons. The first lesson was 'the genders of the muggle world'. This was 1 of my fav subjects cause I knew all about it. Professor Snake taught his class. Me and my best friend Rose of Blood sat next to each other next to some straight white males. They were really angry cause they always failed that class lol!
"This is so dumb." said the straight male Jimmy Proton. He was so straight that he was homophobic! His gang of straights agreed rapidly.
"yeah fuk de gays." said his girlfriend Vicky Raciset. I blew up in anger and punched the both of them in the face: then I got out my wand vey angrily.
"CRUCIO!" And the two of them screamed in the most brute of pain.
"Stahp it Tommy it hurtz." cried out Jimmy but I didn't care. Then slade walked up to the four of us.
"What in the LGBT heavens is going on?" cried out Snape sexily. I moaned. Rose of Blof screamed angrily.
"They were harassing me violently! And they sexually harassed me and raped us with their mind!" Rose of Blood shrieked insanely and Snape gasped cryingly.
"1000 points from GryffinStraight!" and Jimmy/Vicky began to cry.
"Lol!" said me and Rose of Blood. Then Hermione walked in sadly.
"Tommy. Come Quik! Draco's Pregnant!"
I gasped.