Kamuisor- Hmmm I think we should let them suffer MWAHAHAHAHA
Angel408- Agreed.
Ok everyone I love the suggestions, we're seriously taking them into consideration, keep them coming. Oh we have a few Sohma's we need help deciding songs for Yuki, Ayame, Hatsuharu, and Momiji (we're not doing the Momiji song!) If you have any suggestions, we'd love to hear them, now ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Everyone stared, either in shock or annoyance, at the Yuki Fan Club girls.
"Um…I guess…The Yuki Fan Club girls are now going to sing….what are you singing?" Shigure asked looking at them. They ran towards the microphone and yelled "Well we were thinking. Yuki acts sort of like a mouse after all he's really quiet so we're going to sing Mickey, you know Mickey mouse! This is for you Yuki!"
Yuki put his hand over his eyes, what a headache. Kyo sat there laughing and Haru just looked on in annoyance.
"Ready!" They yelled in their high pitched voices.
"Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey, hey mickey (repeat x3)
Oh Mickey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey"
One of the 4 girls stepped up to sing first. She pretty much yelled into the microphone.
"You've been around all night
And that's a little long
You think you got the right
But I think you got it wrong
Oh can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey?
Cause when you say you will
It always means you won't
You're givin me the chills baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone Mickey"
Uo rubbed her temples, yep she was definitely annoyed. She couldn't handle much more of this. All the girls started to sing again.
"Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
And what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey
Hey Mickey"
The president went forward to sing next.
"Now if you take me by the who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use
So don't say no Mickey
So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it, I'll take it like a man
Oh please baby please don't leave me in the damn, Mickey"
Yuki coughed surprised, and Kyo just laughed harder. Uo got up from her seat and walked towards the stage and said something to Shigure. Shigure nodded in agreement.
"Oh mickey what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey…
The music suddenly was cut off. The girls looked around confused, they weren't done singing yet. Another song started up and Uo walked on stage. She smiled at the Y.F.C before starting to sing her own song.
"This is for you, fan club."
"OK! I'm a cheerleader now"
"U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly (X4)"
Her smile widened as she pointed to the number 2 person in the club. Uo looked quite evil at that moment."
"I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes I do."
The girls stared at Uo in horror, how dare she insult the fan club. Uo, on the other hand, looked like she was having a very good time.
"Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold "U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cause you ain't ill
You're ugly"
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly."
Uo this time points to the president of the fan club. In the bleachers, Kyo was laughing his head off. Yuki couldn't help but smile, either.
"What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
You're scary - You're hairy
I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab!
(So funny)"
She pointed to the next member.
"You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big "U.G.L.Y, You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly - You ugly"
U.G.L.Y, You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly"
"Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says your ugly
Get busy
Your ugly!"
"you, you, you, you
Now I feel like blondie"
"U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
U.G.L.Y, You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly"
Uo was trying not to laugh this as she sang. The President couldn't take it anymore she started to yell back at the insults. ( A/N-U is Uo and P is the president)
U-Quasimodo P-Chicken legs U-Fish lips P-Spaghetti arms
P-Camel breath
U-Squarehead
Everyone else-Ugly!
U- Pig face
P-Chin like bubba
Everyone else-Ugly!
P-Toad licker
U-Poindexter
Everyone else-Ugly!
U-Limp butt
U-Freak shown -ugly!
"U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly" "U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry"
"U.G.L.Y -Like an alien chased by the F.B.I" "U.G.L.Y
U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!"
Everyone cheered as the Yuki Fan Club ran off the stage. Uo smirked as she took her seat.
"That was interesting…Judges what do you think points for the Yuki Fan Club?"
Hatori: 1, Kazuma: 2, Kureno: Bitches! 0
"Can you give zero points? Oh well how about Uo?"
Hatori: 5, Kazuma: 4, Kureno: for shutting those girls up, 8.
"Kureno…You're an idiot. So, the Yuki Fan club gets 3 out of 30 and Uo gets 17 out of thirty, the best score yet!" Shigure said standing on the stage, smiling.
"Who sings next?" Hatori asked, "I need to know if I should get some aspirin."
"Well since Kyo got out of it last time, he can sing next."
"WHAT?"
"Yep I'm going to need some aspirin." Hatori muttered getting up.
Ok everyone what did you think of this chapter? That's right you heard correctly, Kyo sings next. So review and the chapter will be up sooner. Thanks to the people who reviewed to the last chapter!