A/N: As Happy understands Yoshi's language, I'm just going to skip the 'Yoshi!' dialogue, and let Yoshi speak straight, but only around Happy, Charle and Lily of course. It is quite hard for me to write something based in humor, I'm all about super serious plots, but there's a first time for everything XD. I hope you enjoy!

Day 1, is this any good?

"So, where are we supposed to go?"

The question that should have sprouted from Yoshi's mouth was actually coming from Happy's who kept his easy going face while asking. Yoshi opened his eyes wide as he seemed about to yell.

"How am I supposed to know? I asked assistance because I'm lost!"

"Then…" Happy said with a serious face "I give up." He said shifting to his usual face.

"Don't say that with such a straight face!" Yoshi complained.

"Sorry, sorry." Happy said "Then… this way!"

He seemed to sprinkle while he walked around the city and the only reason why Yoshi followed him was because he had no other clue about where to head. He knew this would come to pass, he knew nothing about the world beyond the island or the Mushroom Kingdom, despite that he still departure so he could get to know the world. He would obviously get lost, but he expected that someone could guide him, someone… reliable, which Happy was not.

They walked for a while until they reached a river outside the city, where Happy picked up a fishing cane.

"Let's catch some fish!"

"Now where are talking!"

Yoshi just stretched his tongue into the river and he caught in a matter of split seconds a fish and swallowed it. Happy looked at him with wide opened eyes. As soon as he saw how easy Yoshi caught a fish he focused harder on the cane as he waited for something to bite the bait, however Yoshi's tongue was bothering him; it was so large, and it caught so many fish, so easily… a great envy was filling him and it was like a dark aura just covered Happy as he started shaking the cane.

"BITE THE DAMN BAIT!" Happy complained.

Yoshi just sat next to him, satisfied as he just had a great meal.

"Thanks for the meal… I'm stuffed."

Yoshi didn't notice that Happy was spinning around with the fishing cane, and he didn't notice that his tongue escaped from his mouth for a moment; that moment was enough so that it could get tied with the fishing cane string. Happy called forth every single bit of strength he had in his body and he threw Yoshi along with the string and the bait to the river.

"YOOOS…!"

Yoshi wasn't able to finish, but he was cursing Happy… and badly…

Happy barely realized that he threw Yoshi in the river and when he saw his tongue attached to his tongue he started laughing.

"Yoshi, look how dumb you look!"

What a jerk! Any other Yoshi wouldn't care; any other Yoshi would have been ok with it and laughed as well, but not this Yoshi. This particular green Yoshi was quite a hard ass, and had very little patient for childish attitudes; if he wanted to be stuck with someone like Happy he would have just stayed home. He didn't come all this way just to be teased all the time. And so he broke the tie with his hands as he came out from the water and walked away from Happy, who immediately started following.

"Where are you going?"

"Away from here."

"But I haven't caught a fish yet."

"Then stay."

"I can't."

Yoshi looked at him with an anger he wasn't used to.

"You are slowing me down…"

"I won't stain Fairy Tail's name!" Happy replied serious "I'll help you achieve independence! No matter what! That's what being a Fairy Tail mage means."

He remembered how much everybody in the guild seemed to care about Happy, despite being such an ass. Yoshi looked at him with a more compressive look.

"I have to fulfill this task for my guild!"

So he is loyal to his guild… maybe he is not entirely an ass…

"AND THEN YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL THOSE FISHES!"

Yoshi started to sweat dropping. Just when he seemed to be serious…

Yoshi sighed and he stretched his tongue to catch a fish in the river and he handed it to Happy. Happy looked at him with a face of both relief and immense gratitude, his eyes seemed bigger and he was about to cry.

"Yoshi…" Happy said moved.

"Eat it, if we want to keep going you need to be stuffed."

Happy ate the fish happily and once he finished he started leading the path again. All what Yoshi could see as they walked was a big path of only grass ahead of them, leading to what seemed to be an eventual to reach mountain covered in snow.

"Where are we going?" Yoshi asked.

"Training, of course!" Happy said "If you want to survive on your own you have to be able to fight! And so, our destination is that mountain!"

He got serious… he might look weak, but he may be strong. Yoshi couldn't be more wrong, but more on that later.

"Erza… I'm done for…"

Natsu was so beaten up that he was barely able to move. Erza seemed to be already calmed down and she sat next to Lucy in the guild.

"Well, what happened with the cute creature that came here earlier?"

"Oh?" Lucy asked "Oh, yeah… it seems his name was Yoshi, and he is on a quest of independence. Only Happy, Charle and Lily were able to tell what he was saying, so Happy accepted his request and went out with him, as a mission."

"Happy went on a mission by himself?" Natsu asked as he incorporated immediately.

"I'm worried about him…" Lucy said "besides we don't know anything about that thing."

"Don't worry, Lucy." Natsu said calm "If Happy decided to do this on his own then he'll be just fine. He is a Fairy Tail mage too, remember?"

"Well, you are right." Lucy said smiling.

"But…"

Lucy and Erza were shocked by the serious expression on Natsu's face.

"I only saw him for a moment and I just had a faint scent, but… it was somewhat similar to Igneel…"

"Igneel?" Lucy asked "How come?"

"I don't know… it may be just a coincidence, but…"

"It's cold… I like it."

Yoshi had no troubles withstanding any kind of temperature, unless they were really extreme like -100ºC or 100ºC, but usually he could walk normally in any weather, and he preferred cold ones, they suited more his personality.

"Yoshi is very cold…" Happy teased.

"Where are we supposed to train, master?"

Yoshi said 'master' to tease Happy, but he didn't take it that way. He… he looks up to me… Happy couldn't be more wrong, but more on that later.

"We have to find a cave!" Happy said "You can fight, right?"

"Humph!" Yoshi seemed to smile "Of course I can! I'm a Yoshi! We have fought to defend our lands!"

Yoshi were usually a peaceful race, which rarely used their amazing skill to attack or fight, they only used them if there was no other choice, but this particular Yoshi liked to test his skills, and he was sure that once he learned as much as he could from Happy about this world he could test all his fighting's skills, he might even challenge that 'Gajeel' man.

Eventually they got to a cave.

"It should be around here, prepare for battle!"

I'll show Happy… not, not only him, but everyone from the island that I can take it down by myself!

A/N: Author block! I hate it! That's why I haven't uploaded new chapters; I wanted to make this chapter longer, but the block… Agh, what can you do? xD. As you see, a plot will be introduced soon, but I'll try to keep it funny (I hope is funny already xD). See ya!