Thank you for those supporters! Now here's the second part of the fic! I hope it doesn't disappoint. Also, a note: the shinigami don't have their gigai. Shinobi can see them because they have high chakra. O ya, n in here, chakra kinda equals spiritual energy.
I don't own bleach. But one can dream
The first one to come in was a kid. Yes, a kid. The only thing weird about that was he had shocking white hair that was in spikes. Who knew if that was natural. His piercing green eyes found Tsunade quickly. "I assume you're the Fifth Hokage?" He stepped forward so that the light fell more directly on him.
Sakura took all the details in of the foreigner. He was wearing a shihakusho with a white haori on top. She noticed the number ten on the back, partially covered by a long sword that was strapped onto his back. She also took time to notice that he was quite short. About four feet. She assumed he looked about twelve or so. But his bored expression and eyes said that he was probably much older. His zouri didn't make any sound as he stepped forward to Tsunade's desk. "First of all, I apologize for the damage done in the waiting room." He shot a death glare to some unseen person behind the door. The shinobi could all feel the fear of this unfortunate person. "My subordinates will fix it right away." He quickly turned back to Tsunade. "Do you need everyone in the room to explain the situation?" Tsunade took another drink from her cup (which seemed suspiciously like sake) and nodded. The young captain signaled with his head to the rest of his party behind the door. Quickly, the door opened wider with a bang to admit four more people.
The first was a tall redhead also wearing a shihakusho. He swaggered in, his wild ponytail swinging slightly. The white bandana he was wearing to 'cover' his eyebrows hardly hid anything. All could plainly see the strange tattooed eyebrows. They also noticed tattoos peeking out of the collar.
The second was a great contrast to the first one. She was a petite girl, with big violet eyes and swallow tail style hair. Sakura decided she was the only normal looking one so far.
The next was a tall feminine beauty. Her long strawberry blond tresses fell to her waist and her clear blue eyes seemed amused in every way. Also, she had 'assets' that could rival Tsunade's. Her revealing shihakusho didn't help to hide these either. She seemed to pose just beside the door as she paused, her pink scarf and all. Or maybe it was just the way she looked, all glitter and celebrity like.
The last one to come in was also tall and masculine like the red head, but lacked the gangster air that Renji had. Just more of a tough guy. His orange hair was in a bit of stylish mess, and his face seemed to be stuck in a permanent frown. All of the shinobi in the room stared at the giant sword on his back. Sure all of these people had swords, but he was the only one that had a MASSIVE one. Sakura blinked. Sasuke blinked. Kakashi blinked. Naruto blinked then said what was on everyone's minds. "That's a huge ass sword."
Hitsugaya rolled his eyes. Such ignorant people. He surveyed the crack on the wall the door had made as it opened. He looked at Renji who was the first to come in. "This is coming out of your paycheck as well." The red head looked down and mumbled a 'yes sir' before cursing a certain stupid genius (AN: HA! That's an oxymoron!) shinigami.
Tsunade cleared her throat again. Maybe it was all the sake she was drinking, who knows. "Let me introduce you to the people in the room." She gestured to the white-haired shinigami. "This is Hitsugaya Toushirou, captain of the 10th squad in the Gotei 13. Next to him, Abarai Renji, lieutenant of the 6th squad of Gotei 13. Then, Kuchiki Rukia of the 13th squad; Matsumoto Rangiku, lieutenant of the 10th squad, and Kurosaki Ichigo, a shinigami representative."
Naruto scratched his head. "What's a shinigami?"
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"So… you are all from a place called Soul Society, where souls go after they die." Sakura said.
"And there are thirteen divisions there, consisting of captains and other seated members. A kind of military organization." Sasuke continued.
"And your duty is to kill Hollows… bad souls… and ensure the safety of the good souls. Right…" Kakashi nodded after speaking.
"So… you guys are all dead?" Naruto asked bluntly. Hitsugaya sighed. This kid was giving him a headache. "For the last time, YES AND NO. We are souls, so technically we are, but we are supposed to be 'death gods', a level above ordinary souls." Naruto nodded thoughtfully at Hitsugaya's explanation. "So… you guys are dead, right?" Hitsugaya rubbed his temple in frustration. This Naruto was annoying him very much. The temperature dropped about five degrees. Sakura shivered. What was going on? She hoped the heater wasn't broken. She looked to see the red head blanch a little. She assumed this drop in temperature was definitely a bad, non-coincidental sign. Tsunade was currently out of the room, complaining of a headache. Sakura was sure it was sake.
Naruto was once again posing random questions. The strawberry blond, Rangiku, was blanking out, playing with her scarf. Ichigo, Renji, and Rukia were having a 'silent argument', consisting of elbowing each other in the ribs. Hitsugaya looked like he was going to pop a vein. Kakashi's attention had strayed to his little book again. Sasuke looked just as bored with this whole situation. Sakura sighed. She wanted badly to tell Naruto to shut up. Maybe she should.
"You know, some people understand this much better. People with brains in their head." Hitsugaya commented tiredly. It was about his twentieth time explaining this to the blond, and he was fed up with the questions. Naruto immediately went into his berserk arguing mode. "Are you saying I'm stupid?" Hitsugaya glanced at him. "Maybe."
The blond shinobi tried to jump the short captain, who easily side-stepped it. The blonde growled in annoyance. "You should be respectful to your elders; I'm way older than you!" Hitsugaya raised a snowy eyebrow. "On the contrary, I am older than you." Naruto frowned. "No you're not. I'm sixteen. You're just a twelve year old kid."
There was a hushed silence in the shinigami group. All the shinigami froze. The shinobi had said the forbidden word. Kid.
"Did you say… kid?"
The room went deathly cold. It wasn't even the mildly air-conditioned room anymore. It was more like they were stuck in a giant freezer. Sasuke looked at the captain with new interest. His sharingan showed a steady trickle of chakra coming from him, as if he was using a jutsu. But he had seen no hand seals or such. Interesting…is this a no hand seal jutsu? Do those even exist?
Naruto was starting to regret his outburst now. "Hey… kid… um… let's talk about this." Now he had said it TWICE. He wasn't going to live. He yelped as he noticed his sandals had stuck to the floor from the cold. Kakashi frowned as he noticed icicles forming on his precious volume.
Luckily, it just happened to be Naruto's lucky day.
"Taichou! A Hollow!"
Hitsugaya turned to the window just as Rukia finished chanting 'Hadou 31: Shakkahou'. The strong red ball broke through the window and hit the Hollow dead on. It disappeared before it could even react. At the same time, Hitsugaya sensed new reiatsu. Damn it. "Oi, you guys," everyone in the room turned, "They're here already, so I'll be going ahead to pick them up. You know what to do with the Hollows." He shunpoed out of the room. Tsunade opened the door to the office. "What's going on?" She looked to see a group of amazed shinobi staring at a broken window while the shinigami were preparing to go out. Honestly, everything happens when I have a headache, she thought.
Renji turned towards Tsunade's direction. "We're just going to get rid of the Hollows. And the Taichou will be coming back soon with some more shinigami." With that, all the shinigami ran out into the streets of Konoha. Naruto, still awestruck, shook his head to snap out of it. "Come on! We're the shinobis of Konoha! We're going too." The rest of the team nodded and also left. Now there was only Tsunade left in the room, holding her head in her hands. This headache was killing her. She wondered if she should stop drinking, then everything WON'T happen when she's drunk, because she wouldn't be drunk in the first place. She stood there contemplating for a few seconds. Nah.
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"Hoeru! Zambimaru!"
Renji cut through yet another Hollow. Damn it, they just keep coming! Ichigo landed near Renji after cutting through a Hollow. "Where are all these coming from? It's like they're attracted to something!" He stabbed upwards at an approaching Hollow. "Shit, this isn't even exercise." From a few block down, they could hear Rukia blasting Hollows with kidou. Matsumoto was hopping from building to building, slashing here and there. It all wasn't helping. They were coming faster than before, and the screaming civilians didn't make this better.
"Yo. Ichigo. Look."
Ichigo looked up to where Renji was pointing. The blonde shinobi, Naruto, was trying his best to avoid getting cut by a Hollow. Ichigo sighed. "We better go up there." But before they could, Naruto performed some quick hand seals. The two shinigami watched, curious. "Kage Bunshin!" And just like that, hundreds of Naruto surrounded the Hollow. Ichigo gaped. "Renji! What is that!" He had seen a few kidous, but they weren't anything like this. Renji was equally awestruck. "I… I don't know. I haven't seen it before. But it's a hell of a lot useful!" They continued watching the bunshins tackle the Hollow. Ichigo frown deepened when he realized they weren't THAT useful. As soon as they got hit, they would disappear with a 'poof'. Sure they did some damage, but not as much as a zanpakutou could do.
Naruto was panting now. He had done most of his best techniques, but they didn't seem to be doing any damage. Damn it to hell! He thought. He prepared himself. Stupid fox! Lend me some chakra! Unfortunately, the Hollow wasn't in a mood to wait. With its huge, cruelly shaped claw, it lunged at Naruto. His eyes watched as it came closer. Shit, I can't dodge now! He closed his eyes, ready for the impact. But it never came (AN: ya, that's a really clichéd line).
"You alright?" He looked up to see the orange-haired shinigami, standing there casually with his giant sword swung over his back. Naruto stood up quickly, looking around for the Hollow. It was gone. He scowled; annoyed that he had been saved. "Yeah. Sure." Ichigo just nodded. "Good. Just watch out for them. They can't be easily defeated with normal fighting techniques, or your weird one at that." Naruto frowned. "Weird? IT'S AWESOME! It's my BEST technique! How dare you call it weird!" Renji landed beside Ichigo. "Yo, what's this kid yelling about?" Naruto hyped up even more. "Hey! I'm not a kid! I'm sixteen! Sixteen I tell you!" Ichigo leaned down. "Sixteen? You're a little short for a sixteen year old." (AN: I'm assuming Naruto is shorter than Ichigo. Please tell me if this is true or not.) "No I'm not! I grew a lot!" Renji also leaned down. "So how tall were you before, kid? Six inches?" Naruto turned red with rage. "NO! SHUT UP FREAKY EYEBROWS!" Renji twitched. Ichigo smirked. "Even the kid thinks your eyebrows are weird." Renji twitched. Then exploded.
"MY EYEBROWS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL! WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THEY'RE WEIRD!"
"Because they are Renji. By the way you guys, the Hollows are gone."
Ichigo, Renji, and Naruto turned to see Rukia, Sasuke, Sakura and Matsumoto standing a few feet off, waiting for their argument to finish. Sasuke was looking seriously pissed off, while Sakura seemed to be in deep thought. Matsumoto yawned. "Come on morons; let's go back to the Hokage's office. Taichou might be back by now." All of them followed Matsumoto, a few still teasing Renji, and one fuming about 'normal' eyebrows.
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"KEN-CHAN!"
Zaraki Kenpachi shifted. "What?"
"I think I see shorty captain coming! See? Over there!"
And indeed, the 'shorty captain' was coming to them, moving from rooftop to rooftop. "Huh. You're right. I was just getting bored too." Zaraki turned to the shinigami behind him. "Yo. Shunsui. He's finally here." The lazy shinigami raised his straw hat slightly, still lying down on the ledge of the roof. "Ah… already? But I was just falling asleep… it's too bad. Nanao-channn, let's get going now... Maybe they'll let us have a room between us, ne?" The lieutenant did her classic 'scary eyeglass flash' before hitting her captain on the head with her clipboard. "Of course taichou." Leaving her captain to rub his newly lumpy head, she addressed the other captain beside her. "Ukitake-taichou?" The kind captain smiled. "Ready fukutaichou."
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