Nightclaw: Hello again! Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, unlike Jayfeather
Jayfeather: Shut up!
Nightclaw: Can you tell the readers the disclaimer?
Jayfeather: Why? It's useless; everyone knows what the disclaimer is!
Nightclaw: Yeah, but it's the legal thing to do.
Jayfeather: Okay, okay. I'm only doing this to be "legal". Nightclaw doesn't own warriors or the stupid "twelve days of Christmas" song.
The second day of Christmas
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two turtle doves…
Definitions
Turtle Dove: Has a brownish color. Also known as the European turtle dove; in the same family as doves and pigeons.
It's the second day of Christmas, and Thunderclan is celebrating. Feasting on prey around stolen twoleg's fire. It was a warm and cozy day. All of the well known couples were sharing prey. Firestar and Sandstorm, Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight (they were forced), Dustpelt and Ferncloud, Lionblaze and Cinderheart, Dovewing and Bumblestripe (Tigerheart: Wah!), Graystripe and Millie, Spiderleg and Daisy, Berrynose and Poppyfrost, and a lot of others.
Well everyone was enjoying, but of course Jayfeather. "Can you stop talking about me for once?" Jayfeather hissed at the narrator. "Um, who are you yelling at?" asked Birchfall. Jayfeather is the only one who can hear me. "Shut up stupid narrator! You're making my ears bleed!" Jayfeather shouted. "Uh, do you need to go see Leafpool?" Birchfall asked. Jayfeather nodded, "No, I'm perfectly sane." Jayfeather replied.
"Ri~ight," Birchfall said sarcastically. Birchfall then padded off to eat with his mate. "Huuuh" Jayfeather sighed. It was boring around here for little ol' Jayfeather. But of course, any Christmas in Thunderclan, is never a normal one. Then out of the sky, were two doves, well turtle doves to be exact. One had pure white wings, and the other had pure red wings. It was a strange sight for the cats to see these birds here.
They seemed to have some sort of powder on their wings. When they had just realized that, the powder began to fall. The birds then flew all over the clearing. The cats just tried to catch them because, they're cats. Cats eat birds. Then Jayfeather, with his Jayfeather powers, discovered that the dove with the red wings carries the powder of hate and the dove with the white wings carries the powder of love.
The red powder flew over the couples, and they started to hate each other (except Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight since they already hate each other) because of the powder. Then the dove with red wings flew somewhere else in the camp. Then the white winged dove flew over Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight. "Squirrelflight, why don't we get back together and live happily ever after." Brambleclaw said. "Oh, yes Brambleclaw, I'd love to." Squirrelflight said dreamily. Then they skipped around the camp.
Jayfeather looked around the chaotic camp (not that he can see). It was nice to him that Thunderclan wasn't boring anymore. He shrugged and went to get a mouse from the fresh kill pile. But then Foxleap, who was sprinkled with white powder, suddenly leaped at Jayfeather. Foxleap was now on top of Jayfeather. "What are you doing you flea-brain?" Jayfeather snarled. Foxleap only looked at him with heart eyes. "Oh Jayfeather, do you know how long I loved you?" Foxleap asked lovingly. Jayfeather tried to squirm out of his grip. "No, because you never loved me!" Jayfeather snapped.
"Oh, but I finally realized that you are the one I loved," Foxleap replied. Jayfeather only squirmed harder. "We're toms for Starclan's sake!" Jayfeather shouted. He then pulled out his poppy seeds and shoved it in Foxleap's mouth. He then fell fast asleep, snoring loudly. Jayfeather had to stop this madness before he gets love poems from the other cats!
Jayfeather then grabbed his slingshot and tried to aim at the birds. First, he shot down the bird with red wings. It fell down and turned into lava. Then, he shot down the bird with white wings. It also fell down but turned into ice cream. The cats then turned to normal and started eating the ice cream and lava.
Nightclaw: Yeah, that was a very random and short story.
Jayfeather: Boo!
Nightclaw: Don't you dare boo my story!
Jayfeather: I hated it, and what's with the gayness and lava eating?
Nightclaw: Hey, I needed something interesting.
Jayfeather: Yeah I guess eating lava is so interesting.
Nightclaw: It is! Won't you stare at a person eating lava?
Jayfeather: I guess so.
Nightclaw: Now say the things we practiced to the readers or I'll make you eat lava!
Jayfeather: ~Review and favorite and have a wonderful Holidaaaaaaaaaay! ~