Bold = akatsuki kitten talk normal in quotes = Kathryn and Sydni. (I did it. I conformed to the need for fanfiction authors to explain every damn thing because all readers are airheads apparently)


Third person

That next morning, both of the girls had disappeared, after putting on the same clothing they had on yesterday, (They had washed it of course) they left the apartment they all were in to do whatever they were doing. They apparently were at a school for civilians, but civilians are supposed to graduate at 15... They were in a different world, so it was expected for there to be differences...

The Akatsuki were all gathered in the main room, discussing what they had all found out.

Last Night

The kittens were split up between their respective 'owners' and were picked up and taken to the girls' room. The entire organization was shocked There was merchandise relating to the Akatsuki EVERYWHERE. Figurines of each member sat on her shelves, along with plushies of the Nine-tails and One-tails jinchuriki. Another disturbing factor... There was a life-size cutout of Hidan of all people, covered in blood, with his scythe shouldered behind him. On her dresser, there was a set of each members' rings, and a foam version of Hidan's scythe leaning against one of the walls. There were posters of all of the Akatsuki members posted on her walls, and many MANY Hidan related items. There was even a jashinist Pendant hanging from the top of the window! WHy she wasn't wearing it though, Hidan could not understand. Needless to say, the Jashinist was having a very massive ego boost. On the other hand, there were redeeming factors to it, as there were touches of Sydni in it as well. The four walls of the room alternated between Black and pastel green. Sydni's dresser was relatively clear, aside from a Jewelry box that Kakuzu would be sure to check for valuables, and an instrument case. For what however, the kittens did not know. The only thing

Present time

The Akatsuki were thoroughly creeped out, well... All except Hidan.

We need to figure out how these girls know of us, and exactly how much they know. Pain's Mind message could be heard by all of the other kitties, and orders were sent around to all of them. An investigation would begin while the girls still thought of them as their pets. As it seemed, they would have plenty of time.

hours later

The girls came home together, with Kathryn holding grocery bags. The banter between them had already started, and the kittens ears were spared no quarter.

"Why did you have to spend 20 minutes at the Asian market... Did we REALLY need that specific brand of dango mix?" At Sydni's words, Itachi's ears perked up.

"Yes! This is the only one I know of where the dough doesn't flip out if you add sugar! Besides, you only care if it tastes good. HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR DANGO IS TASTELESS AND MINE ISN'T?" Kathryn was very logical, even if she was random and loud.

"Point taken... Just get started on my dinner. I'll set up the liter boxes. I STILL insist that we not condemn these cats to store-bought dry food until we can find some wet food for cheep."

"I swear Sydner... Our roles have totally reversed. Back in middle school I was the miser and your money burnt holes in your pockets!" Kathryn laughed out, while she moved around the kitchen.

"No... You're still stingy. You've just gotten better about it."

"... Fuck you too."

"Kathryn you shouldn't do din-din yet. It's too early."

"FINALLY! I need my PC time."

"Stay away from the bad fanfics, don't scar the kittens with your singing, don't scar ME with your singing."

Kathryn's face went into a much practiced pout, but it uickly left her face as a dark smile replaced it.

"I might just go for Dead Girl Walking, and NOT the reprise..."

"On second thought, scar us all. Even if the lyrics suck and are weird, holy fuck you sing that damn song well..."

"I knew you'd come around~~"

"Only because that's a song you do well..."

"And it describes your steamy fantasies of J.D. once you saw the musical~~"

"THAT ACTOR WAS ATTRACTIVE, I'M STILL JEALOUS OF VERONICA, J.D. IS EVIL AF, AND STOP FUCKING BRINGING THAT UP!"

"Yeah sure. His story was crushing though."

"How did we go from you singing the best song in a musical from over 20 years ago aside from Candy Store?"

"Hell if I knew."

"Let's just go into that measly thing we call the music room that was really supposed to be my bedroom but you decided we needed a soundproof room for various purposes totally not involving music and the slightest bit of murder..."


The kitties followed the girls into the room across the hall from Kathryn and Sydni's shared room, and were baffled by the items in it. On one side of the room, there seemed to be shinais, a kusarigama on the wall, along with a large mat on the floor. Presumably for training. These girls were certainly not as helpless as civilians...

On the other side however, there were a number of devices none of the Akatsuki could recognize. There were two big black boxes with circles in them covered by a thin black mesh. Kathryn walked over to a device the kittens had learned was called a 'laptop', for Kathryn had been on it nearly all night, sometimes quietly grumbling about her borderline insomnia.

Kathryn began rapidly typing on the keyboard, pulling up to a page on the device with letters they could not recognize. It was strange, they could understand them, but their written language was still a mystery.

"Sydni, you're not half bad yourself, and plus it's boring singing alone."

"Ahhh fucking fine. We're both doing Veronica's part though, no fucking way am I singing as the evil Emo Bastard."

"I'm still sad that even after all these years you haven't forgiven poor J.D. even after 'I am Damaged."

"I never forgive..."

"Yeah yeah... Let's just start this shit. I'm in a Candy store mood after this."

At the word candy. Tobi perked up a bit, but a condescending hiss from Deidara had him normal again, if not drooping.

This world's strange music began playing LOUDLY from those strange black boxes, and the girls began to sing.

"The demon queen of High-school has decreed it."

" She says Monday 8 AM I will be deleted"

"They'll hunt me down in study hall"

"stuff and mount me on the wall."

"30 hours to live how shall I spend them?"

The girls continued with their song, so far it was relativly normal, well as normal as it could get with this strange music... But then...

"I'LL SPEND THESE 30 HOURS GETTIN' FREAKKAAAAAAAYYYY! Yeah!" The both sang freely.

I now see where the dark skinned girl's concerns about the lyrics come from, un.

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking! I'm in yer' yard, I'm a dead girl Walking!"

Not creepy at all... came The miser's gruff statement, surprising all the kittens from his unexpected commentary.

"Before they punch my clock, I'm snappin' off your window lock! Got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walking..."

The voice of who the kittens could only assume was J.D. came through the black box, and the girls responded with the song lyrics to the voice streaming from the box, and looked like they were having fun doing it. That was when the girls passed the second slow part to the song, and the song picked up to an extremely intense pace, and they watched and listened as the two girls soared into their respective octaves, and sang over the man's voice in the song. It was then that for the first time since they came there, the Akatsuki could sense chakra. It came from the girls, and it moved around the room as the girls sang, and it was strange. They hadn't sensed it before, but now that the girls were singing like this, it came out.

This could be used for our benefit. For the forseeable future, we shall keep a close eye on these girls. Hidan, Kakuzu, you will watch Kathryn. Itachi, Kisame, Sydni. Act like a normal cat, and try not to reveal our intelligence. Kakuzu, keep Hidan in line.

Hai Leader-Sama, came Kakuzu's reply of confirmation.

This will be interesting, from what we've seen Kisame grinned, looking up at the girls who seemed to be drawing to the end of the song.

"Get your ass in gear, make this whole town disappear!"

"Slap me, pull my hair, touch me there there and there. No more talking! LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING!"

"Love this dead girl walking! Love this dead girl! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!"

The chakra faded from the air, and the girls began chattering again, Kathryn beginning to rant about having to go to something called a college party, and that even though it was funny to watch other get drunk, and hello? Free alcohol? Hidan meowed in agreement to that, causing Kathryn to glace at him and use that as proof that free alcohol is best alcohol.

"The party is next Saturday, and apparently all the skanks are gonna' be there. Can't wait to see how they act when they get smashed! I'll have some good blackmail materiel as well!"

I like this Bitch. Yes Hidan. We do like her.

With plans being made, and a party for Kathryn on the horizon, the girls only could have imagined what was coming next in their life.