Hello, everyone, time for the next chap. The one doing the interview is a boy now. Alright, let's do it.

Patient Interviews 1: July 2, 2008

"Arctic Prison interview Number 1. I am Numbuh 792, and today, I will be interviewing Mr. Wilbur Jelly. Also known as Knightbrace."

"Hello, Doc. Did you brush your teeth this morning?"

"Um, so Knightbrace… our reports say you were kicked out of dentist school for trying to put braces on babies, and that's why you became the maniacal supervillain you are today?"

"It wasn't MY faaault! Those parents let their babies suck on too many sweets! SOMEONE'S gotta take action."

"But how is that even possible? Do many babies even HAVE enough teeth at such a young age?"

"Well, that's why dentures were created."

Patient Interviews 2: July 9, 2008

"Prisoner interviews Number 2. Cooperating with the prisoner has been rather slow. He insists that we let him have three drums of toothpaste per day."

"Well, if this slop you bring me actually passes for cavity-free, maybe I wouldn't be so picky!"

"We're kids. We eat sloppy, cavity-inducing gunk like this."

"Bah! I bet this whole prison is crawling with cavity-filled incisors. You have counselors that try to 'reason' with us villains and yet you don't have dentists. Who here is in charge of your budgets?"

"Numbuh 60… If it makes you feel better, there are some dentists up on Moonbase."

"Annnd?"

"They… check to make sure we haven't ingested too much fluoride."

"Oh, how SURPRISing…"

Patient Interviews 3: July 16, 2008

"Patient interview Number 3. Today, I hope to make some actual progress. Knightbrace, let's talk about your childhood. How did you discover your obsession with dental hygiene?"

"Oh, simple, Doc: I used to be fixated on candy, like the rest of you rotten-toothed kids… until I took a look in my bathroom mirror and saw where I went wrong. My teeth were as yellow as cheese!"

"So you started to study dentistry in the hopes of saving other children from cavity-inducing sweets?"

"Thaat's right… but no matter how much I try to reason, children INSIST on damaging their pearly whites. I mean, don't they know what this stuff DOES to their molars?"

"I understand your reasoning, but you can't keep kids from doing or eating what they love. Which reminds me… our reports from Sector V say you have an unusual fascination with taffy."

"Tah-Tah-Tah-Taffy? ? Where? ?"

Patient Interviews 4: July 23, 2008

"Patient interview Number 4. Three days after our last session, the patient took a guard by the arm and pulled him against the cell as he forced 2-ton braces onto his teeth."

"Tell me, Doctor: wasn't it YOU that said I couldn't keep children from doing what they love? Well, I, love, being a DENTIST."

"Sigh. Yes, I know what I said, but you can't honestly say your methods aren't too extreme. I know that too much candy can be bad, and dentists help to fix the damages… but have you ever stopped to think your methods may cause even MORE damage? I'm not sure if keeping 2-ton steel strapped to your teeth is very healthy."

"Well, what choice do I have? ? Have you SEEN that kid's teeth? If I didn't do something, his teeth would've ROTTED out of his mouth."

"So you sacrifice their ability to speak well to save their probably-not-really-doomed teeth."

"Nooo, of course not. If they sat in one of those keyboard wheelchair thingies, speaking would be no problem!"

Patient Interviews 5: July 30, 2008

"This is Numbuh 792, with my final session on this patient. I am hoping I can do enough to help this patient further today, but chances are very slim."

"Numbuh 792! Are you okay?"

"What's wrong, Numbuh 80?"

"Knightbrace escaped! He's running arou- UWAAAH!"

"Numbuh 80!"

"Ahhh ha ha ha ha!"

Numbuh 792 sounded like he was running.

"Guys! How'd you get up there? Hold on, I'll cut you down." The sound of a ray gun firing was heard.

"Dude, look what he did to Pete's teeth!"

"AHH! They're all shiny!"

"Hang on, Bro. I got some taffy, we're gonna get-"

"Wait! Put that away, that's-"

"TAFFYYYYY!"

"AHHH! GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF!" Peter screamed as the sounds of munching were heard.

"MMMMM!"

"What's wrong with him? ?"

"I dunno, he goes crazy whenever he-"

"He's dragging him away!"

"Get back here! !"

"Ahh ha ha! Hwah ha ha! AHHH HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha! Taaaaaaffyyyyy!"

Ahhh… taffy. X) Now if you'll excuse me, I need to brush my teeth. Later.