Wrote this especially for my husband, who can now not get the image out of his head and is cursing me.
Jack O'Neill cursed his luck. He should have known betting Carter was akin to digging his own grave.
Gathering his courage and adjusting his pantyhose, he stepped off the elevator and walked into the Mess Hall.
As soon as his presence was observed the room broke out into cat-calls, whistles and clapping. Walking to the middle of the room, he made sure he had everyone's eyes on him, especially Carter's. He did a slow spin, showing off his high healed elf boots, short green skirt with white fur trim and tight, sequined, green vest (that showed off certain male characteristics quite well).
Being sure to end his slow twirl with his back to Carter and chronies Jackson and Teal'c, he took a low bow. The loud exclamations and gagging sounds coming from behind him declared his revenge complete.
Tottering out of the Mess to go change back into his BDU's, he picked the wedgie out of his butt and wondered how women wore thongs at all.