Chapter one: normal nightmares and freaky felines

"get out of my house now!" I heard my mom scream. I was sobbing. I don't know why but it was de ja vu. "no one would ever love a mistake like you!" I sobbed even harder. Then I got my act together. "Fine!" I yelled "im leaving!" I got my guitar and grabbed a bag full of clothes. I didn't know where I would head, but I didn't care. I got on my bike, but suddenly-

DING DONG

I woke up, tears still on my face. The nightmare of a memory still fresh on my mind.

DING DONG

"im coming, geez ,hold on!" I muttered. I looked at my clock. One in the morning. Far too early for anyone to be up at this ungodly hour. I opened the door and, nothing. Absu-freakin-lutly nothing.

"mew!" I heard, and looked down. It was a box. "Boxes don't meow for a reason."

I dragged the box in and set it in my living room. Then I opened it. Cats. Felines. More specifically, kittens.

"oh joy" I muttered sarcastically.

Eleven cats. all look oddly colored though.

"Eff you cats." I muttered. The silver haired cat starts meowing loudly at me. I picked up a random cat and head back to bed, but I see that I picked up the snake cat thing. I set it back down and I look straight at the other cats.

"kill the snake kitty for me please, cuz im pretty sure he's the evil pet of orochimaru." I picked up the blood red and sand colored kitty and officially headed back to bed.

Itachi's p.o.v

I watched the strange girl pick up Gaara and leave. "kisame, we should take up on her offer and kill orochimaru"I quietly whispered to my partner. "agreed" the large blue cat growls. We circled orochimaru and lunge.

Akumas p.o.v

I watched the large black cat and the large blue cat as they take a lunge at the vampire kitty. 'good, they know to listen.' I slipped under the covers and grabbed the strange cat before I fall asleep. 'ill see what to name them in the morning.

Chapter two mostly normal names and raspberries

I woke up, from my nightmare(again) with tears still streaming down my face. I feel something on my chest, and I end up staring into the light blue eyes of the kitty.

"Gaara." I say simply , ignoring the surprised look on his face. "your new name will be Gaara."

I move on to the next one. The doggish cat. " you look like kiba , and you're a boy, I know what ill call you!" I say "ill call you princess mcpuffyballs." I smirked at his horror stricken face. The other cats start snickering.

"don't laugh, im going for you next." I tell the black and purple cat. He stops laughing (can cats laugh?)

"your black and purple, and you cuddled with a doll this morning, I shall deem you Konkuro."

He, at least, looked happy with his name.

Next up, light blue kitty.

"you remind me of Konan, but I cant name all of you anime characters, so I dub thee origami!"

Blond(yellow?) kitty "bomber."

Next up, a ginger cat "puppet"

Black kitty "Itachi"

Smaller black kitty "Prince Emo"

Silver loudmouth "Hidan"

Large blue with three stripes on either side of his neck "Fishstick"

Red cat "you look like that slut from naruto, so therefore I shall name you after her, Karin!"

Lazy cat who hasn't moved at all, but has been observing me carefully. "smart kitty im guessing" I mumble to myself "shika!"

There, all the cats are named. "breakfast time!" I say, while picking up hidan. He tried to scratch me. "try that one more time and you lose your dignity, and I get to dress you up in pretty dresses." I say in a suger sweet voice. He looked at me in horror, and didn't try to scratch me again.

While I made raspberry pancakes, I looked at the calander.

"oh goodie, its that time of the month again!" I say " should be here in-"

CRASH!

a/n ) cat names!

Gaara - Gaara

Kiba - Princess mcpuffyballs

Konkuro - Konkuro

Deidara - Bomber

Sasori - Puppet

Itachi - Itachi

Sasuke - Prince Emo

Hidan - Hidan

Kisame - Fishstick

konan - Origami

Karin - Karin

Shikamaru - shika

I love their names! read and review!